Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums,

How many squares of tp do you use per wipe?

8

As much as I need

Quite a bit, is it normal to not use many?

I like when it's a long solid turd and it goes right through your butthole. Don't have to wipe

Per wipe? At least 11.

I put one end in the water, straddle the line, then flush. Auto wiper. I just clench to break the ream when it's running clear.

none, wiping is a fucking meme

that toilet paper is on wrong

If you use more than 2 you should gas your fatass

Tons
I converted to wet wipes because TP gets torn to shreds by the steel forest surrounding my anus. I'm tired of getting shit on my fingers and wiping until I bleed.

if it's 2-ply, and I mean good 2-ply, none of that razor thin shit, 4 sheets, which makes 16 solid layers of paper between hand and asshole. Anything less is barbaric. For 1-ply, this means 8 sheets

>he doesn't meticulously fold his tp

why would you fold more than 2 squares of paper per wipe? it's not like you won't wash your hands afterwards.

this.
Holy shit. Kill yourselves.

I use "flushable" wet wipes instead, they may be hell on my sewage pipes but they make my ass feel so damn good

>2016
>Not using a cup of water and your left hand

This, but usually 2 squares, wipe, fold it and wipe again to make sure there's no more to wipe.


You should at least check, user...

Gay

>he's not gay

I make a perfect glove made of half the roll that wraps my hand like 5 times, then wipe twice - - once with the glove, the second time with the glove folded in half.

Does Sup Forums wash their hands? How do you apply soap, and for how long?

3 first time, 2 for a second round if it's not clean.

All I need.

They have internet in India?

2 or 3 triple-layered
4 double-layered.

Protip: If you dip the paper in the bowl beforehand it will save you 60% of what you would normally use

trust me I have been wiping my ass all my life

>not using this

i apply soap for approximately 24.7 seconds

then i clean my hands in a half rub

The real question though....

Almost an entire roll. I really get my finger up there.

Way too much.

You know it.

Baby wipes, because I'm always working outside and most places use cheap fucking 1-ply toilet papers

Is it true in Japan they have those toilets that spray water on your asshole in place of toilet paper?

>grab end square
>wrap roll around hand once or twice depending on how flimsy the paper is
>break

I do both. Sit for initial wipings, stand in the "making sure" phase

Stander here.

yes it's true, i have no idea how those are supposed to work

must be one hell of a blast to get your asshole really clean

I don't count but I rip off around four or five, fold it in half, then wipe. Usually takes three or four wipes until it's spotless.

2 squares, fold once. 4 squares folded twice if there was splashback, but only until the water's gone.
Then use wetwipes (once it's mostly gone) followed by one more folded two to dry.
Always wipe both up and down, to make sure all the shit is gone from my asshole.
Push out a little to get the deeper-in stuff.

Is shaving your ass really that bad? I get so mad some days I just want to rip the hair out there.

What's the question tho?

4-5 squares, fold and wipe, fold again and wipe.

>he doesn't shave his asshole for easy wipes

1 up
1 down
1 to polish

>there are Neanderthals on Sup Forums right now who ball their toilet paper up instead of folding it.

>standing to wipe

Was the three or four times you wiped sitting down not good enough?

usually 2-4 folded over once

why waste

Nah, it's not bad at all. Just gently shave out from the edge of your hole.

>wiping front to back initially

Shaving it is fine, it's when it starts to grow back that you begin questioning why the fuck you thought it was a good idea. Ass stubble is like velcro rubbing against velcro every time you walk.

what a shitty thread

I really want to try one of these.

I use a bidet and a bit of TP to dry off.

They exist in Europe as well, France mainly. They're not big here in the US because

>HURR frenchfags
Meanwhile, we clog our septic systems and waste plants with tons of toilet paper.

Sit. It widens your crack to allow easy access.
Just squat in the shower and run the razor over each side of the hole a few times. After you've done it a few times you don't even get itchy.

Do you guys fold it neatly or ball it up and wipe away?