I don't understand. Why is no one talking about this?

I don't understand. Why is no one talking about this?

Okay, this, it's really sad.

Cause the character on the cover art is a dyke, and Reaper being a depressing fuck on xmas is the least surprising thing out of the comic.

>crossing the road when the traffic light's on green

He's lost in the rain with no umbrella, woooooooow dude.

>and Reaper being a depressing fuck on xmas is the least surprising thing out of the comic.
But sad reaper looking at happy family like a lost puppy dogs is funking hilarious.

CRY CRY CRY

>Sup Forums doesnt leave the house so doesnt know what a crossing light is

Isn't that King's Row? Near the last point?

Why is this art so bad

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

who is Pharah dating?

That's the traffic light for people who cross the street. Notice the direction it is pointing. Yes, green means crash into that building.

isn't that her dad?

I think it's her father.

Getting leaf'd

Two options:
She's into older men
or
She's spending time with her dad

this makes me angry

this
this part of the comic is primo-cuck material yet Sup Forums isn't going all out on it

It's actually really good tbqhwyf

Britcuck confirmed.

IS THAT ASH KETCHUMS DAD?

Literally Spawn.

>muh Wanda

>Pharah's dad is armless
>Parah isn't
what the fuck

how has no one said it yet

Because even though everyone likes to pretend our society is inclusive and progressive it's really not and someone fagging it up is apparently noteworthy.

Posturing is hell of a thing.

>casual Widow
>still wearing the visor

Why is Reaper so fucking short? He looks like a midget.

overwatch is a terrible sjw infested game with no story or complexity

Said what?

Bitch is getting leaf's. Look at the flag on the tv screen. We did it, baby!!!

Oh.
OH.

HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE FIT IN THE SUIT THEN?

It might be bolted to her head, maybe?

Its her brother, notice how he resembles 76

Either Pharah is getting leaf'd or she's half Canadian.

Why are these 4 the only former Overwatch members that are so fucked up?

>Winston and Tracer are happy
>Torb and Reinhardt are jolly old men
>Genji, Mercy and Mei all continuing to do their shit

Kekkington

With effort.

HARD WORK

The news story is Canada is a wasteland controlled by Omnics and robosexuals

why not both?

its all the rage thanks to trump

>murderers have feelings too guys
granted her most important kill was just a robot, but it's not like she seems to discriminate that much

>Why are these 4 the only former Overwatch members that are so fucked up?
Except Widowmaker probably has it worst

It's a fucking hockey game, you dense cuck

MANLETED

Widow isnt former Overwatch

She was brainwashed in killing her husband.

To be fair she was brain washed and forced into doing most of her killing.

>manlet pumping his tiny spawn into the world to further dillute the populations height

Ice stick is a communist sport

Keep telling yourself that, faggot. She's getting fucked. No one goes on romantic candlelight dinners with their brothers. She is not pure, she's a slut just like her mother just accept it

I don't know what this is.

Seriously, what a fucking bitch. Her child and husband are both in the rain, she has an umbrella, and she's intentionally tilting it away from both of them instead of sharing it. Her son's present is going to get all soggy and she could stop it, but no, she points the umbrella so that the vast majority of it is covering empty ground. Fucking whores.

>swedish kids
>white

>hover hand

JESUS SHIT

>Reinhardt, the Knight Errant who travels with a personal cockslee-I mean squire, ever settling down and having kids
He probably leaves dozens of women pregnant wherever he stops by.

That's Reinhardt, not Toblorone.

It's the guy from her comic.
She promised that she'd buy him dinner.

>tie in media
>cheap tie in comic books

Our guy

There's nothing romantic about that scene, it's her dad.

read the picture

He has grey hair, balding from the front and Pharah is like what 30 at most? Not only that but they dress exactly the same. That's her father.

that the woman is cute. CUTE!

it's so annoying annoying ready every sentence starting with "to be fair" on reddit now

If she took it off, would she die?

This

Torbmercy fags BTFO

Also Soldier 76 x Mercy fags BTFO. The only lover Ana and Jack need is Depression.

height has mostly to do with nourishment from what I've seen

so what was Hanzo doing? Receiving the text that Genji had sent?

As it should be.

Her dad is soldier 76

It's all free who gives a fuck

Shhh, Mccree is sleeping

Paulie

Didn't knew Ash was in Overwatch too. Zenny confirmed a trainer then?

To be fair you may just be autistic

IT'S HIGH NOON

Hanzo was just buying cake or something because he apparently doesn't care about that whole Genji thing

how could half robot bang granny?

>Pharahs dad is Canadian

w h a t

I guess that explains her native American legendary skins if her dad is an Indian (feather, not dot)

but Ana WAS Jack's lover

Poor Sombra isn't getting an cowboy dick tonight.

>No PoC's anywhere in the picture
UHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .. Blizzard ????????

why is ana so sad?

probably to be honest

>. No one goes on romantic candlelight dinners
>Christmas candles
>romantic
Never have chirstmas dinner with candles? How sad. You are almost as sad as Reaper who is sad he has no family to spend Christmas with. It's how sad you are.

holy shit that makes a lot of sense actually

Why would that make you assume her father is Canadian?

I guess I just have standards.

>drinking away the pain on Christmas
relatable

He can't anymore. That's why she looks so frustrated

he's holding his tablet and looking at it, not the cake.

Genji was writing a message on HIS tablet. Coincidence? I think NOT

Why the fuck does he look so old in this comic compared to the game

A part of me thinks that even she isn't sure.

The Widowmaker part of her doesn't really feel anything, but can't shake the feeling she SHOULD be sad.

Meanwhile, the old her wants to be sad, but can't express it or even really feel it through all the brain washing.

i've always been extremely malnourished and yet i turned out to be a 6'6 lanky-ass skellington.
i personally think it's genetics+possible hormone imbalances.

I just realized this image takes on a whole new light with those being Torb's kids. The redhead with glasses is super into "Uncle" Reinhardt's muscles, and the blond looks pretty into him too.

It would be extremely painful.

Is Reaper going to Grinch that child's present?