>game has a damsel in distress
>she's a boring blonde bimbo
Game has a damsel in distress
Jackson Richardson
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Ayden Williams
>game has a damsel in distress
>she's a backstabbing whore
Eli Rodriguez
At least she's not a subculture bitch.
Levi Taylor
DELETE THIS
Robert Morris
>game has a damsel in distress
>She's a worn out broad that should have died out years ago.
Robert Lee
But Popuko is very saucy. Possibly too saucy.
Jace Martin
Did you pre-order, right?
Nathaniel Walker
pop team epic thread?
Luke Gomez
>game has a damsel in distress
>she's an extremely obese dignitary and you keep feeding her more food
Brody Flores
>Game has a damsel.
>She's not in distress.
>She doesn't wear impractical armour.
>She's competent, but a huge bitch.
>You can still fuck her over and ruin her life.
Based CI Games.
Landon Davis
What the fuck are subculture bitches anyway?
Isaac Bennett
Was that supposed to be funny?
Dominic Hernandez
go back to tumblar Anita naughty dog needs you
Caleb Myers
Hipsters, basically.
Levi Thompson
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Xavier Russell
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Jayden Moore
What does that translate to? Pretty good wallpaper.
Jordan Long
" The pleasure of being cummed inside"
Benjamin Watson
for redit yes
Austin Long
>game has bimbos
>they're all really educated college graduates whoa re too stupid to understand why people want to put their dicks inside of their assholes
Landon Gray
kek
Cameron Parker
>game has a damsel in distress
>it's a princess (male)
Nathaniel Reyes
ÓwÓ
Sebastian James
i'm too poor
Connor James
WAHOO
BING
*1UP*
Alexander Phillips
I've only seen one funny episode of this and it's the hamburger one.
Jackson Brooks
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Liam Reed
post it
Liam Jones
>game has a damsel in distress
Daniel Martin
>game has a smooth young damsel in distress
>it's a guy
Samuel James
Are they still available? Don't really like Nendoroids but I missed out on the t shirts.
Angel Allen
>game has a damsel in distress
>she's just chilling around doing nothing when you get there
Justin Sanders
> damsel in distress
> she's stronger than you
Robert Hughes
>game has a damsel in distress
>you don't rescue her and leave with the reliable and cute girl you met along the way instead
Eli Smith
Dylan Gonzalez
>Game has a damsel in distress
>It's a furry
Ethan Robinson
Name ten games released in the last ten years where the damsel has been a hot blonde cis female who's not a complete bitch or skank.
And I'll show 100 games where the damsel has been a man.
Elijah Diaz
>You're the damsel in distress
Carter Butler
Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario
Mario
Mario
Mario
Shovel Knight
Ian Richardson
>she doesn't wear impractical armor
>boob cups
alright, you've set me off
Ryder Carter
Only two games released in the last few years have had mario rescuing the princess and that was Mario Galaxy.
Oliver Morgan
How can you tell if she's blonde?
Easton Reed
Basically every male in every game with fucking armor is wearing impractical armor.
It even has fake abs and pecs.
Why does boob armor get such a bad rap?
John Sanders
post the turtle escape one, my fav
Julian Harris
More games need this.
Eli Gomez
because in most cases if a woman wears armor, it is a boobplate
Caleb Jackson
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Easton Brooks
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Thomas Allen
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Christian Bennett
>game has a demsel in distress
>she falls in love with your friend who betrayed you and tried to kill you
>she kills herself because she blames you for killing her lover
>you're so filled with anger and hatred that you became a demonlord
Carter Murphy
>game has a guy in distress