Looks like you Ana x Rein fags are safe

Looks like you Ana x Rein fags are safe.

How much of a story does OverWatch even have?

so how many weeks is this shitposting going to last?

Nothing.

They haven't even established what's going on yet and just keep making seasonal updates

>Talon are bad guys being evil
>Winston recalls Overwatch
>?

Literally haven't progressed any further and Dragons was the last good short

Until they confirm who the other faggot character is.

Both Torb and his wife have blonde hair. Where do the redheads come from?

Who's Torbs wife? Mercy?

Ana X Rein is OTP and anyone who thinks otherwise is a faggot.

>Talon
>evil
They're out taking care of Omnic scum while the UN is kissing their ass in spite of the ongoing deaths in Russia and Korea.

Some rando. She in torb are pictured in the comic

>Ana is spending Christmas with Jack being depresses together
>Ana comes out of hiding specifically because she cares so much abiut Jack, something she didn't do for Pharah
>Pharah is most likely half Canadian spending Christmas with her father

There is no Ana x Rein

>winston cucked by an ugly red head.

Winston's waifu is Athena

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NO

I mean, I like them together too, but they are both in hiding as they are meant to be dead.

This. Talon are the true heroes of Overwatch.

>Wanting a nigger to fuck a white chick

get out

>the center of Sombra's map is an eye
>The Iris
Zenyatta and Mondatta are evil. The Iris is the true big bad.

Ana is there because she chose to be. She could have easily stayed hidden where she has been all these years but she chose to stay with Jack.

She thought jack was dead until recently. As did most people.

Yes and? She literally tells him straight to his face that she does not care for his war but cares about him.

Whoops, meant

I guess friends don't exist in you fantasy land? I like them together, but it is highly unlikely. Most of the cast will have some fucking nobody as their lover, like Torb and Tracer.

Is that Solder 76's son?

The iris might be the true big bad but Zenyatta certainly isn't evil. He might be controlled by it at the "climax" of a story though

It's not a poorly drawn tracer?

they're torb's wife's kids

Neither of them bothered to contact any other ex Overwatch agents. As soon as Jack found out Ana was alive the first thing he did was hunt her down. The only people who know Ana is alive are Reaper and Pharah. And Reaper probably only found out when he attacked 76.

>Eight(8) kids

Fucking Torb

I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT

This is the most unrealistic thing in Overwatch
How does a woman willingly bear 8 kids for a fucking one-armed manlet?

He must have a huge hog

What are ya, a fucking faggot?
Torb's a MANS MAN, it's no wonder the seed is strong.

Hard work does really pay off.

>The baby boomer, a man on his way out, is the only character openly pandered with heterosexuality
>The other baby boomer is not even my wife's son - the character

Am I surprised? Nope.

>Rein will never read you a christmas story

None of these characters are Baby boomers. Reinhardt is the oldest, and he's born in 2016.

and tuck you in
and protect you from the monsters under your bed with his massive turret

>Zenyatta and Mondatta are evil

If you look at them by their age and the year we live in, he is a boomer. 50-60 year old men are boomers.

>an autistic pervy midget with a claw hand from sweden has fucked a hot blonde enough to produce a small village worth of children

I'm almost certain not even Blizzard knows where they're going with the story
The characters often act completely different in the side materials, some seem completely non-existent, and there is no plot aside from 'robots are attacking Russia also someone is doing something nonspecifically evil maybe'

Aren't all Omnics still vulnerable to the God AI

Nah not Zenyatta, he has surpassed intelligence.
Now he's


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#praisetheiris

Can't be vulnerable to a God AI when you
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T R A N Q U I L I T Y

Have they showed who Zarya likes
I'm surprised they didn't make her a dyke but who cares it confirmed she likes dick

It's gay soldier longing for his partner while ana tried to spit game but got shot down

rip ana

There's another?

That's not what that means, idiot. Baby Boomers were people born during the post-WWII baby boom of the late 40's and 50's.

They said at Blizzcon there would be more than one gay character.