What game prepares you for death?

Are you ready, Sup Forums? You're not going to be in your 20's forever.

Are you working towards a good life or are you wasting your time?

Actually the plan was to kill myself when I'm thirty, so I'm doing well OP.

You are now breathing manually.
You are now blinking manually.
You are now aware your clothes are touching your body.
You are now feeling my dick entering your anus.

I told myself I would do that when I was 20. 7 years later I still haven't gone and done it .I'm so lazy

ppffrrt

none of those except the last one worked. try again.

Of course I am preparing user. Mr Goldberg has a pretty nice guide to success :)

post modernism in a nutshell

Damn, I thought you were talking about me there for a second.

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>that dumb boomer bullshit image
ARE YA WORKING
ARE YA MAKING BABIES
ARE YA WORKING MORE?
ARE YA MAKING ME MONEY, FAGGOT
FUCK YOU

> attempting to reach fundamental human spiritual and physical needs is boomer bullshit

Who is this image targeted at?
And who bothered to make it in the first place?

Orchids to Dusk.

yeah, indie shite

>nothing from 39 to 60
Well I guess I'm done

Later

Spirituality don't exist and your vision of an acceptable life is a bit narrow, it varies for some people even if that more or less applies to most people.

>age 23 be a best man

Boys do I have news for you

>start earning 40k at 37
What McJob does this dude have?

>Kissing before marriage
That goes against my religion's teachings. This guide was made by Satan.

>having children at 28
>retiring at 60
>having a child before owning a house

What sort of idiot wrote this? Memeing aside, who the hell follows this path?

I'm killing myself at 30 if I don't pass, so right now I'm just living in the moment and trying to make my potential last 7 years count.

What I mean by spirituality is the fulfillment that a person has in their life, and their ability to accept their own mortality and place in the world.

Outside of a family, what chance do most people have of a legacy? Are Sup Forumsirgins all going to be great scientists, or artists who make an impression for the next generation? How many gays do you see who spiral headfirst into self destruction due to this, or who become increasingly political in their old age due to the fact that if they think for even a moment that they were wrong, their entire life meant nothing at all?

Tip: hedonism isn't the best way to make those years actually count.

Dont forget that only after getting married, having a kid, and buying a house will you earn an "average wage" at age 30.

Only then can you land that sweet 40k a year manager position after youve moved to your second house.

This is how retards land in a pool of debt.

>Tip: hedonism isn't the best way to make those years actually count.
I hate myself too much for hedonism, and it's not what I mean by making it count. "Making it count" just means working every day to meet the required goals for me to live past 30.

I can't start my life until I fix my problems, and I only have so many years left to do it.

i liked your "times your anus unclenched" thread you made on /d/ and i was sad when it was archived

Let me get this straight because im not down with all the lingo yet.
By "passing" i assume changing gender?
If so, how does this solve any of your fucking problems?

>What sort of idiot wrote this?
A company that handles loans

>who the hell follows this path?
Suckers

I misread your post, sorry about that.
What are you doing to meet your goals?

the source of that image is probably 15-20 years old, retard

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Weird, it looks pretty modern. Why would anyone use contemporary graphic design to present decade-old stats as if they were current?

I see what youre saying.
But depending where you live (assuming the states), 40k aint bad.
At 27 i have no college education and make 32k a year. With yearly increases and such, id expect to make 45-50k in 10 years time.
Assuming your wife isnt a lazy shit, a dual income would make you pretty comfy.
Its off, but not my much.
I noticed this chart doesnt say anything about getting a degree.

>Play Overwatch

OK take me lord I'm ready to fucking die now.

>While there is little consensus on the precise characteristics, scope, and importance of postmodern literature, as is often the case with artistic movements, postmodern literature is commonly defined in relation to a precursor. In particular, postmodern writers are seen as reacting against the precepts of modernism, and they often operate as literary "bricoleurs", parodying forms and styles associated with modernist (and other) writers and artists. Postmodern works also tend to celebrate chance over craft, and further employ metafiction to undermine the text's authority or authenticity. Another characteristic of postmodern literature is the questioning of distinctions between high and low culture through the use of pastiche, the combination of subjects and genres not previously deemed fit for literature.[4]

>If so, how does this solve any of your fucking problems?
It solves the root of all my problems, my gender dysphoria. Removing or lessening that will bring me somewhere around zero, and I can begin tackling all the other problems like depression and social anxiety. But none of those can be fixed until the thing causing them is.

Please don't turn this into a shit flinging match where you explain to me how I'm wrong and you're right about what you think being trans is like.

>What are you doing to meet your goals?
Saving for surgeries and taking my hormones, among everything else. If by 30 I can't go outside as a woman and pass socially then I never will and my life isn't worth wasting any more time in. The fact that I still have a chance is the only thing keeping me alive right now anyways.

Succes doesn't always come with college degrees.

I'm just trying to get a nice union job where I work half the year and make enough to fund my hobbies while having a nice nest egg

What do you do? 32k sounds comfy for the kind of life I aim to live.