Pick your class

Pick your class.

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i choose the green one

Dog-chewed bazooka man.

Casual.

binocs guy is OP when paired for competent sniper and spotting for him

I main radio guy.
He is broken af when paired with the binocular guy and can call in a football to the tans across the room.

Where's the dude with 1 pistol giving orders?

where's the guy with the binoculars?

Minesweeper guy needs to be fixed, he is only good for harrasment

Why aren't there more games where you play as tiny things?

Only chibi robo and some individual levels from other games come to mind

You could make an awesome rts or thrid person shooter with platforming with toy soldiers

Level deisgn for the platforming segments in chibi robo were just creative when you can play with furniture as a designer

>Not going full rambo with heavy machinegun man

Why do you hate fun?

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They made a shit load of army man video games.
They mainly have rts and third person shooters, and 2 has you run around cute little house maps.

uhhh.... Army Men?

sorry am stuped

This game was GOAT from childhood. Right above Small Soldiers Squad Commander

>Not picking the objectively superior Green Rogue class

Same.

First computer game.

Recently replayed it and holy fuck those bazooka guys.

They are mandatory for tanks, but are instant kill to almost everything, can friendly fire, and tend to blow up in your face in cover.

Also that bathroom free for all map was my favorite

Army Men 2 was the motha fucka. I used to play that on my Windows98 Toshiba laptop.

TWE reporting in

vulcan and mortar

second from the right is the only one pointing his gun at the enemy so I pick him

How do you know he isn't the only one pointing at his comrades because he is a teamkiller?

>Hi, Joker

I like the mine sweeper guy which I imagined to shoot lasers from his mine detector

Trench-runner, promoting to politician

Where ist da flamenwerfen?

Ich habe dich nicht verstanden, Soldat.

The jack of all stats assault rifle leader-y guy

Fuck off with your Reddit-y meme language, this is an English (American) speaking board so start doing it or fuck off

There's actually a sick looking game entirely based around this

store.steampowered.com/app/360940/

but it only has ~50 people playing due to performance issues and a total lack of bots to play against to make up for its deadness, so I'm not gonna buy it till they add bots

What the was purpose of including the picture of a swastika in your seemingly normal post?

Made you look didn't it?

I do it for attention. Swastikas are an instant attention-getter. Thought this thread was more active than, in retrospect, it actually is, and I didn't want my post to slip away if it contains relevant information to anyone else.

Also I really want the game to have a community.

Fair enough

youtube.com/watch?v=1pcbPGENImg

I main the PTSD class

Oh nein, das Kleinkind leidet an Autismus.
Geh dich am besten irgendwo ertränken, du Doppelschwuchel.

I main crawly man.

>TFW game has a wiki
>TF2 game wiki doesnt have ur favourit class
thortrains.net/armymen/bagtroop.html

>no binoculars guy

faggot

Nice jojo reference

i forgot about bayonet dude, that guys fuckin crazy

I'm playing as the most skill-based class.

Now remind me who won world war 2 in your language

>tfw to retarded to be army mane

Man, i just love the look of this shit.

all dem props

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>2016
>not being fat

Fat = more HP

>doing a fatroll
HP gains are minimal

Fat = less stamina and dex

>Dex

Tip top kek

UH OH, BIG!

>using DEX

what are you a casul?

maybe not exactly what you're looking for but airfix dogfighter is pretty great

dex > str

If you didn't use a magnifying glass to slightly melt the helmet of one of your guys to give him a beret then you can get the fuck off this board.

binoculars and 1911.

Nothing quite like being able to see far, but not having the range to hit.

Why did I laugh so fucking hard at this

"No"

I like how you scare quoted your post.

>tfw your paratrooper comes down from the tree 5 years later

I like how you have garbage taste, isn't it time for you to be heading back to the landfill? I mean that's where trash belongs after all

>tfw sarge lost his legs and you buried him in the back yard

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TOYS IN WAR

are those tiny tanks or enormous soldiers?

Theres that Mean Greens plastic warfare game on steam