Favorite video game quotes thread

Favorite video game quotes thread

"You are above average"
-Pistol Puma

"Dr. Sokolov, I'm CIA."
-Sold Snack

"They flipped us like a funky flute"
-Kamikaze Farmer

"It's time kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass" -Dick Kickem

"Viper... had a difficult time"
-Revolving Otocan

"I have no objections"
-Penis Trite

"Boss CQC moves, real big"
-Meryl Silverstein

>"Warfare. Warfare won't change."
- Randall Pearlboy

"I didnt want this" -PJ Dentist

"This is reminiscent of a episodic period drama I frequently enjoy"

-Hexagon

"THEY STRUMMED US LIKE A FUCKING LUTE"
-Biller

"It seems as though my delayed appearance required your patient hesitation."
-Significantly Sized Sovereign

"The sun is a magnific object. As a cheerful mother! If only myself could be so greatly beaming!

Also, utilize this, to convene one another as ghosts, venture the gaps between the universes, and enlist in pleasant collaboration!"
- Ornstein of Catarina

"I don't care"
-Headwind

>"haha"

"Complete your errand! Show you fealty!"
-Bruce Springsteen

>Significantly Sized Sovereign

"Try Community College of Baltimore County! Coulda joined the Navy if I hadn't gone pro. I'm one of those beltway pansies!
I could break up with the president… with my bear, Hans! Don't have an altercation with this Governor!"

-Gov. Strongback

''My reasons for doing this...are not very simple.''

"I was wrong... you're not greedy...
...
...
You're Bat-MAN!"

-Riddler

"This person....I've laid my eyes on this person"

-Czar Earl Seppy

"INJURE ME ADDITIONALLY" - silvery canine

You are going to experience a slight inconvenience with these current implications.
-le wacky font of bad reputation

"Goodness gracious Jesus Christ an explosive!"
-Cock

"FU-MAN-CHU"
-the Wyvernspring

"I've got jews in my sight"
-Solution: 76

fua toko faahu?

"A Malfunction!?"
-Naval Seal combat guy

You are above even Big Boss. I award you the title of Boss. You are a false Patriot

- former president

"I am a statue erected to symbolise all your heretical actions."
- Tombbrain

"The only feat we were required to perform was pursuit of that confounded locomotive!"

-Large Nicotine Inhalant

"Let's begin this gathering" - Pizza Man

"There is one person here, and that person is me. The name of this person is called Giovanni." - Ultra Giovanni

,,Free will is spreading, religion is fantastic. We are being used by something outrageous. MEMES"
- Katana breaker guy

"Anguish!" Lonk from League of Zelda

"Zero is less than one which is one hundred times less than one hundred but we are at one hundred and need to go back to zero so I'm going to kill this vegetative crippled guy lol"

-Sizeable Superior

"They're dropping towns with a big noodle!"

-Marky Firebird

"Forced you to endure my absence, huh?"
- Humongous Employer

He lacks style and grace but makes me laugh with how he looks.

"wake up and start your day liberty gentleman, get out of your bed and illuminate."
-G Spot

"Can anyone beat me in any fight ever?"

-Lube Bu

ALL OF US ARE THE BEST

Here I am at last with you. - Chunky Chief

"Sometimes there probably should be a skeleton president" - Prince-Bishop Herenas Methyl

I believe you know how the phrase goes, "when there are more than there are currently, you tend to have a better time"

-Sunnyside up man

"I AM ALIVE"
- Kanye

A pox on you intelligent and revered people.
A pox on you princess of this land.
A pox on you JAMAL.

"I am damn indestructible!"
- Moonupper

"BRAIN CHOP"

At the very least I have a stable income from employment

- Bolshevik

"FAREWELLS, FAGGOT LIZARD!"
-Hyper Italian

Amensia?
-car

"let me tell you what craziness is all about mate"
-Vans

"A place of residence is the location to which many pathways travel towards." ~ Angsty Black Man

"That sword of yours failed to impale me at a decent length."
- Doctor Robotnic

"What did you do with your inspiration Salvatore"
-Michelangelo

"Your speed in insufficient!"

Sonc the Bushpig

"I need to get stronger"
-Homer

Should a singular person be afforded to work for his own gain?
-Ayn Rand

"UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU'VE ARRIVED AT OUR CURRENT DESTINATION"

"Hey Niko, uncle, wanna play some pinball?"
- Lance Vance

"Scanning the seventh planet of the solar system"
-Eddie

he never said that you shit

"I really didn't want this"

-Abraham Johnson

I am extremely pleased that you were able to arrive safely urethra.
-arthritis

Emancipate Sylvia from Sir Twenty Fourth Letter
-Jackie Chan

...

none of these are correct
do you idiots even play video games?

The entire campus must be purged
-Postal Guy

Good job man but the princess isn't here. - Fungo

"Your single mission here was to follow that infernal locomotive, Carl."
- Eazy-E

Please come 2 house I made fod 4 u
-Prince petch from texas

"I are the dangerous person... I are the individual who does the knocking..."
- Wilhelm Waytt

"im under the influence" - bomb nigger

Eh, very low effort.

"An individual does thing, a not-individual does other thing"

-Man

...

"Birthed into a land of Cloud!"
"Despite everything being against us"
"We've decided to scuffle!"

-Lena Dunham

>video games
>on Sup Forums

This thread is cracking me up. I'm on a train on my way home and I feel I won't be able to hold my laughter any longer.

I humbly request of you, sentient could of dust in space, please enter my pouch
-swamp plant

Names are like friends so I don't want one. - Punch Person

now kiss

"These quotations are incorrect. Imbeciles, the lot of you" - Aspergus Anonymous

oh man

"wroflrofl" - rabbi of the middle ages

Give me gun
- Captain King

"Gaze upon me for i am the sailor from this moment onwards"

-Nigger man

"I'm here to ask you a question. Is a person not entitled to the sweat of his arm? 'He isn't!' says the individual in Seattle, 'It belongs to low income people.' 'He isn't!' says the individual in Utah, 'It belongs to God.' 'He isn't!' says the man in Vermont, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose a different thing. I chose the impossible. I chose... Somalia, a nation where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your arm, Somalia can become your nation as well."
- Gary Johnson

"What a disappointment. He was a great guy. *lip smack* Should've died a better way"

Jay-Z Dentist

"I love to reload during a battle, it's so easy! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a magazine full of bullets into a state of the art firearm."
-Automatic Ocelot

*clip

"I AM UNDER STRICT OBLIGATIONS TO NOT ALLOW YOU TO GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR CURRENT OBJECTIVES AND MOTIVES"

-Celestial Canine

"We shall create large hard carbon based minerals out of their anal cavity"
-Hard "Cobra" Temp Guy

DO YOU EVEN PRAISE SUN???
-crusader

"Whoah, come here, come here"
-Travis Bernard, Murderous Rage

"The phrase was never uttered in this manner! Fools!" - Unnamed Asparagus

>the time has come for John to make a tear!
-rodeo

HAHA THIS THREAD IS EPIC FTW (for the win) and 1337

Can't wait to post this to Reddit *tips upvotes* xD

Ocelot: What's your name?
Naked Snake: Snake.
Full-Auto Assault Rifle Jackal: You're not a Komodo Dragon, and I'm not an Jackal. We're guys with names. My name... is Pistol. And you?
Half Clothed Komodo Dragon: Solidus.
Full-Auto Assault Rifle Jackal: Great name. But I will forget it.