What's the "putting pineapples on pizza" equivalent to vidya?

What's the "putting pineapples on pizza" equivalent to vidya?

>Undeniably makes it worse but delusional people claim it's better

Playing games on PC

When someone says they like a game because "it's fun"

Putting boobs on lolis

crafting and scrounging

There is nothing wrong with liking pineapple on pizza

Playing League of Legends

>Not liking pineapple on pizza
You disgust me. Though it needs a meat to go with it to be best.
People say ham, but italian sausage is better

I don't even like loli shit and this annoys me

The entire neptunia series.
It's garbage.

>there are people who don't like pineapple pizza

Turn-based/menu-based combat

Console wars.

Everyone complains about it, but no one actually gives a shit.

I hate ham on pizza. Bacon as well. Love both of them separate from pizza but nothing will make me drop a pizza faster.

I don't understand how somebody can be a video game enthusiast and not see the obvious superiority of PC games.

Even just from a library perspective, there are entire genres that simply don't exist on consoles. Every kind of strategy game is a fucking void on consoles. Actual tactical shooters, racing sims, the vast majority of the indie scene, VNs, online shooters in general... It doesn't matter what kind of games you like, the scene is ALWAYS better on PC.

I just don't understand how the clear superiority of PC games can still be denied. It's more expensive to get into and takes a bit more work, but if you love vidya the advantages outweigh the costs tenfold.

Fellow defendant of darkest Africa.

capicola desu senpai

Sorry to stop you but niggers aren't from africa

I never put ham on pizza so I can't comment on that, but crushed bacon on pizza is a good addition if you work with it. While the aformentioned pineapple is an option, a typical meat lovers pizza really makes the bacon bits work.

You forgot modding and the fact that if you wanted a controller you could just plug one into the computer nowadays anyway.
Though you did make your point in the most hipster way possible, so points off for that.

The pun punching bag
HAHA! Tatsu is food, how would he taste with pineapple?! XD

I'll explain it to you simply: convenience. PC will never be as convenient as plugging in a console to your tv and a console and playing on your couch. Price is also a major factor as well.

Mods

My entire life

By the same logic that "mascans" aren't from Mexico?

Mods are like salt, taste the food before you salt it up.

>B-But couch!
EVERY TIME

putting pineapples on video games

But user you can get products that let you do that with the superior hardware/library of a PC

>putting fruit on top of pizza
Absolutely retarded

>olives
>dried tomato
>green peppers
>banana peppers
okay user, you got us there

unlocking shit

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Not him but:

I never had the money for a gaming PC and was always years behind current gen consoles (got my xbox360 in 2012)

this way I never learned to care about graphics. I still play a lot of old games I missed and never feel like a game "aged badly".

I know that PCs are more powerful and are better suited for certain genres.

I hoenstly never envied PCfags, I was content with my shitty laptop that could barely run Morrowind, Dwarf Fortress and Mine craft.

Today I could easily afford a powerful gaming pc but I am still hesitating. I would use it to play all the games I missed during my life as a poor family's kid like Half life, deus ex, Stalker, Warcraft and what not.

What turned me hostile against PCfags are they themselves and their arrogance and their total lack for interest in actual video games. It's always about fps and graphics and sales and devs and twitter but never really about games.
I'm not sure if I want to buy games on a platform inhabited by arrogant shitfaces.

But none of that has a anything to do with the actual games themselves.

people like you are the reason that we need another holocaust

>he doesnt like bacon on pizza

Taking the opinions of a small group of vocal people, and applying that mindset to the entire group, and believing they're all like that makes you arrogant though, user
We aren't all asshats, and I've played both console and PC games, and have found that PC usually has the more mature playerbase
FPS and graphics also make games better, why wouldn't you want your games to play as good as possible?

Tomato paste is literally fruit-paste.

Splatoon was a mistake

>But it's too sweet for cheese and bread!
Jesus Christ, sorry all your places are shitty and don't use partially dried.

You don't see people bitching about onion and garlic being too acidic, or banana peppers being the equal of saying "cayenne and Tabasco are too scary."

I'll consider trying it sometime. It's a holdover from childhood tastes I suppose. Thanks for convincing me to be more adventurous user.

nothing of that shit will ever get on my pizza

>sour cream
>potatoes
>bacon

and no, potatoes are not a fruit

>pisses people off but really makes no difference one way or the other in terms of how appealing the pizza is overall, positive or negative
Idk, preordering? Day one free dlc? Discounts after a week of availability?

>Loaded baked potato pizza
There's having a specific taste and then there's just being A FAT PLEB.

Haha!

>makes no difference one way or the other in terms of how appealing the pizza is overall
yes it does, if someone doesn't like pineapple on a pizza he will definitely not buy it, instead he will choose something more to his taste

that's cool that you personally don't like them on your pizza, but three of the fruits on that list are traditional, long-standing pizza toppings that you can get at any pizza place

I'm 6'3" and weigh 160 pounds, fite me irl

my brother is a fat fuck though and likes it too

show me 1 pizza that has any of the listed ingredients as toppings

I double dare you

I see their behavior in other social media too.

Good graphics are nice but they just don't matter to me. They are the very very last criteria on how I judge a game.
FPS is more important but 30 are perfectly fine.


Now mind that people reading this are already angry because Im fine with 30 fps. That's what disgusts me about the PC community. I don't even mention anymore that I play shooters on console because of all the shit that gets flung at me.

holy fuck why is sun trainer (male) so damn hot

Ignore the retards and just do it if it has the games you want to play. There is nothing saying you have to interact with the fanbase if you don't want to.

Playing FPS with a controller.

I like your mindset, keep going bro

this isn't sarcastic btw

If you say so. Pineapple on pizza really does not make much of a difference, the taste is so minimal unless fresh pineapple is used. Most people if they give enough of a shit will pick off the say, 4-5 pieces of canned pineapple before eating it since a lot of the other toppings on a set one will be still good.

Still doesn't fit any specific video game analogy.

>Tomato is classified as a berry
>b-but tomato sauce doesn't count

timesplitters series (not the first one though)

green olives
black olives
green peppers

Thanks.

Yeah I will probably give in next year and finally play all the classic.

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Idk man I still like the ham and little pepper things on Hawaiian pizza. I just pick off the little ananas. I think it makes more sense to compare it to episodic content in vidya.

Best analogy I could think of would be patches.

>Hey you don't like this part of the game because its bugged? Install this community patch and it will be all better

>soulless cowards scared of a little variety

Stick with cheese pizza, faggots

Actually yeah that's pretty good at describing it. Good job.

>every time I turn my PS4 on it spends a year downloading a patch
>every time I put a new game in it spends 30 minutes installing and another 2 hours patching
>I get 100meg down on my PC, barely get 6 on a wired connection to my PS4

Why is the "consoles just WORK" meme still alive?

damn you beat me, I give up you won

congrats, gg

>grapes
>chocolate eggs
>noodles
>>>>>>coconut

>pepperoni fags scared of pineapple/ham

You'll always be basic.

>Pineapple
>Cranberries
>Fried Habanero
>Spiced chicken
>Oregano as garnish
>Mozz / Swiss
>Marinara
>Ghost chili BBQ sauce

Best pizza fucking ever
Fuck
My parlor won't open up until 11

>calling someone else basic for preferring something with flavor instead of two of the blandest substances known to man

Inverted camera controls.

None of what anyone else said is only an option for weird fuckers.

you have seen nothing, son

Yep.
This.
Mods are overrated.
FPS > 30 also overrated.
I getting to buy a new box every two years or so.

>bacon
>jalapeño
>pineapple

Literally makes my dick hard every time