Save the princess, Sup Forums!
Save the princess, Sup Forums!
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Something something has a dick porn when something something fuck off.
The princess becomes a THICC futa and no clever solutions are provided.
There, I saved you 200+ posts of fucking nothing.
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punch his bitch ass
Where/s my thick futa pictures
The character is now a badass knight, and the skeleton boss is fucking pissed, what do?
>Implying this thread will ever reach 200+ posts
Kill the skeleton boss.
ez pz, user.
Would you fuck the skeleton
Congrats lads, we've beaten the monster
That's only his first form.
Draw his second form
*unzips Exorcism*
sure man let me use this summon sign though
Turn the demon into a semen demon
I don't know how she has breasts
NANI, THE SKELETON BOSS RIPS OUT THE SWORD FROM ITS HEAD AND TURNS IT INTO ITS OWN DEMONIC WEAPON. HE THEN SUMMONS HIS SKELETON COMRADES TO AID IN THE BATTLE
The brave Knight now has to fight with his fists, what do we do?
Convince the baby skeletons to fight with him, user.
*FAILED*
The knight's persuasion skill is too low to convince the younglings to fight alongside him.
The younglings lunge at him and the Skeleton Boss is now on the offensive.
You take a defensive stance and notice that the Skeleton Boss is preparing something big!
What do we do!?
Pull an Evo moment 37 and parry that shit
Offer him the booty
Load to an earlier save and grind more.
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The youngling skeletons are no match for fighting skills of the knight, he parries the attempted assault of one, while a clumsy one fall atop of his iron helmet crushing its skull. While the other one runs away to get crushed by the Skeleton Boss.
The Skeleton Boss seems to be finished with his attack now. That attack will blow up the whole surrounding area! We need to block it or be quick enough to stop his casting, before the princess and you are doomed!
Fugg
Reflect it into space with your Helmet
>princess doing fucking nothing to help
What a bitch.
Might even be in cahoots with the skeleton.
THAT FUCKING CUNT
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She might even BE a skeleton. Quick, tear her mask off!
Fuck yeah. Time to end this charade.
I want to fuck that skeleton
Drawfags get on it
boners
The knight realizes what he must do to save his bride to be, he takes off his shining helmet he received from his father, and raises it towards the giant ball of fire that would scourge the landscape.
When the DeathOrb and Helmet collided, the divine power from his helmet overpowered the Demon's magic, causing the Orb to skyrocket towards the sky, and exploding as soon as it got a safe distance from life.
The Skeleton boss is now tired and horrified of the power of this paladin.
This is your chance! Its time for you to finish this and liberate the princess and your sword from this Abomination!
FINISH WITH A GIANT SUPLEX
RIP THE MASK OFF THAT PRINCESS BITCH
The knight puts his helmet back on and sprints towards the Skeleton, the skeleton prepares to defend but suddenly the hero disappears! Only to reappear right behind the poor Boss.
The knight grabs his spine with both hands and gives him an earth shattering suplex, crushing the boss's head and causing an earthquake.
Your sword instantly returns to normal after the Skeleton Boss returns to Hell.
It is now time for you to check up on the princess...
The princess is in cahoots with the boss. Kill the princess to prevent her from making more skeletons.
The princess has trapped you inside an illusion, you must free yourself from it and kill her
She has breast bones. Get it!
IT WAZ A TRAPT DEVISIED BY SATAN
You fucking stab the princess/girl of your dreams in the fucking gut, she screams and begins coughing up blood all over the place.
While shes in agony you're wondering why the fuck she isnt fighting back, then it hits you.
Shes not actually a villain, she was just under an constraint spell by the skeleton which prevented her from moving. As she is still screaming like a banshee you've realized what you have done...
You bring your sword tip against your chest, and push against a wall, committing suicide, hoping that you will be reunited with your lover in the afterlife.
BAD END
fugg
F-fug... I can't believe it.
Honestly, this was a pretty good twist.
Should have checked inside her. Might have had a skeleton her.
Cute girls dont have skeletons in them
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Just use stone, makes them explode every time.
load last save state
gg no re
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Done!
fvkc sideqvest
I thought the skeleton had a goldeneye 64 mouth for a second.
Oh, it's his arm. I thought it was the skeleton's mouth, too.