"guess the spoilers" thread, you know the drill

"guess the spoilers" thread, you know the drill

>Your daughter was dead all along
>Your friend actually found her body earlier in the game but didn't have the heart to tell you
>Also you're on a spaceship

Halo 5

>hey cool, a weird stranger I just met, I'm sure he'll make a great ally
>o fuc he betrayed us who could have ever predicted this

Tales of Symphonia?

Ignore this, am not OP, just left name field in from another thread.

>you're a kid now
>you're a squid now

Halo 5

The joke is that a lot of games follow that plot.
The MC trusts a random stranger.
Random stranger turns out to be asshole.
Everyone gets fucked.

Halo 5

I'm sorry but why halo 5?

>You were the asshole all along

>you're living a normal life
>all hell breaks loose
>you beat the main villian
>swerve he's not the main villain
>beat main villain

Easy

>Your girlfriend died days ago, and you never got to say goodbye

>Your former AI partner turns evil

Halo 5?

>Black dude gets shot by dickass dude but who the fuck cares, you don't pay attention to the plot in this game anyway it's a bunch of stupid shit to begin with

>You were dead all along
>Also you were actually playing as your characters daughter
>Also the events of the entire game didn't actually happen
>fuck you

>you crashed into the arctic
>you die of frostbite because you can't build a shelter around a geothermal vent fast enough

Dead to Rights: Retribution

>you play as a time traveling NEET then you die

Your undead grandma is the only one who can defeat the ancient evil.

Silent Hill Shattered Memories. At least, I think that's the name. The one with the ice.

Hmm... Halo 5..?

>You're actually the antichrist
>Your demon powers are vastly inferior to the power of your boot

Fable 3

>your waifu disappears
>find her in another dimension
>become a slave
>break free
>settle down with some woman, have kid
>go back to our dimension
>your waifu was your daughter all along

YU-NO.

>remake pushed to march
Good.

God of War 4

And Halo 5

Inversion dipshits

good job

>you lose to a weak monster and now you're her sex slave

halo 5

The Last Guardian

KotOR

>The retard was the bad guy all along, he was just pretending to be retarded

>Rare condition causes some eople to go insane if they're exposed to a certain technology
>Scientist finds a way to detect and cure the condition but is immediately killed
>The killers turn out to be the church, who hate the technology and think that people with the condition are holy warriors sent by God to destroy it
>They use the detection method to find people with the condition and brainwash them into Deus Vulting everyone's asses off

>The main villain is the one playing a third of the songs in the game

Lisa

Yup

>ha! jokes on you, I was only pretending all along!
>jokes on YOU, I was also only pretending!
>also my sister is here

HOMM: Dark Messiah

>go on vacation with your best bitch
>get locked up
>forced to clean up the place
>find out your bitch has a kid

Monster girl quest

The best 3D Mario game
Until Dawn?

>wife
>arm

>best 3D mario game
Mahnigga.jpg

BIONIC

>Drac is back

>main character dies off and comes back as space hitler
>we wuz space marines squad
>book villian gets killed off in a couple seconds

hmmmm....Halo 5?

>Character was introduced in an expansion for the 3rd game.
>Comes back in 5th game

>Two thirds of the way through the game, the main protagonist is revealed to have orchestrated everything up to that point
>He shoots his love interest in the head and steals the superweapon
>For the remainder of the game you play as the two tag-along characters, who had no personal involvement and just blundered into the whole mess, trying to stop him

>get lost
>get fat
>fucking die

yep.
I almost cried when i finished it
My 15 year old self wasn't as cynical when it came to gaming

>where the fuck are my goddamn keys
>unrealistic conversation with shady doctor
>shit's fucked
>start fingering some holes
>wow are you fingering holes?
>die but don't die
>assaulted by morons
>die but don't die again

>Dumb lovable Weeb has to kill his sister,but it's okay because she was kinda of a cunt.

>Antagonist gets betrayed by his lackey
>Lackey becomes the final boss as a result

Fable

Dead Space?

>Everyone's a nigger
>Where my sis at?
>Fuck gravity
>Treehouse party!

Sounds like Drakenguard

>The oppressors and the oppressed
>I'm a fish now
>Weird blobby eats me.

>You get to choose between three colour schemes of the same ending.

>Spend the entire game with amnesia
>Your cunt of a sister keeps trying to stop you
>Some homo in a gown tries to resurrect a god by going in the past, taking you as a child and morphing with you like some sort of lego abortion


Sounds like Arcanum or system shock 1

Mass effect 3.
Where's my cookie?

Inside

stalker

>you finally defeated the main antagonist
>before he dies, he pulls out a grenade and blows himself up
>the main protagonist presumably dies soon after from the blow

You've died multiple times going through a crazy time loop because of a book you grabbed and now you must die more until you can figure out how to save the world without dying from your decisions that you thought were good.

Literally the opposite of Dead Space, the Unitologists wanted to use the tech to make everyone zombies

>dude my sister is in love with a butch ROTC recruit and runs away with her while my parents are on vacation lmao

>It's escapism

Gone Homo

>you're a dead mexican skeleton

Killer7

Shadows of the Damned?

No

.... Bloodborne?
Maybe

Braid

The love hina flash game?

...

Wow. I swear I thought that was gonna be Bioshock Infinite

Rather than a 50-year-old man, the villain is actually a cute petite girl.
Actually, it's an army of cute petite girls.

>best friend is a hero
>you've done everything together
>now he's lost
>they tell you it's not your job, you don't need to find him
>but he's your friend
>you see things you weren't supposed to see
>but it's okay, together you and your friend can save everything
>you finally get to your friend
>it turns out they were right the whole time

Jedi Academy

>Jamaican albino weeb escapes space prison by killing increasingly morally justified people because a furry told him to
>can decide to either destroy a planet using his aura of autism or give the finger to his mother and murder her too

>Was a tripfag
>Admits fault without anybody calling him on it
You are the hero Sup Forums needs

The Witch's House

Two rules!
Rule number one: you're no good to me dead!
Rule number two... aw, who cares, you'll all end up dead anyways

>It was all a metaphor for the nuclear bomb.

>asylum escape part two: gone sexual

Persona 4, except repeat that about 4 or 5 times because the game doesn't know any fucking pacing.

>Having cured super aids in children, your assistant cuts your breaks and tries to kill you
>also a crazy man tells you everything at the beginning with no context.

uhhhh
eternal darkness?

Halo 5

Gaucamelee?

FFTA
can't you see it isn't healthy?

Your entire life has been scripted from birth to make you a sacrifice.

Harry Potter