Non-scripted shit that made you laugh

>skyrim
>bring the fire salt from the court wizard guy to the potion shop lady in whiterun and forget about it
>longass time later visit her again to sell something
>"here you go since were such good friends"
>hands me two septims
>be confused wondering why she did that
>lingering magic effect on me thriggers standard npc response "oooh, pretty colors!"
>realize she works in the alchemy shop and theres exotic ingredients everywhere
>its just too fucking perfect

explain to me how this is funny

dude what

what did he meme by this?

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Autism

Don't you ever post on my board EVER again.

...what

Are you retarded?

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hmm

explain

you should try posting this amazing story on reddit. I bet you will get a lot of karma and people will comment saying "thanks for the laugh good sir, have an upvote"

???

Jojo reference?

Lurk moar

lmao she's high, you idiots

toppest of keks my good sir, and a zozzle for good measure

I think you're trying to say she was a drug dealer? Am I getting this right?

he's saying the mental health crisis response unit is on its way

You brought fire salts into her shop and she gave you money even though you nothing changed hands? And then she said something goofy?

you what

put me in the screencap

>pretty straightforeward joke about drugs
>entire thread confused

I find things that make no sense extremely humorous so thanks for the laugh op.

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>Skyrim

Literally autistic.
This isn't even an insult, it's a diagnosis.

Delete this thread

Persian cat thread?

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That's quality r/Sup Forums material right there.

>Non-scripted shit that made you laugh
>answer is literally this thread

OP here.
Thanks.

>skyrim fans

no shit sherlock

You're given 6 inches. You can use any amount you want for dick/height.

How do you distribute them?

There is only 1 correct answer btw.

Can we add to girth and length of the dick or just the length?

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Yes to all those.

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I'm already the perfect height, can I put an inch or two on my dick and call it a day or do I have to use all the inches?

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3" to benis girth
2" to benis length
1" to height

+3 inches length
+3 inches girth

Bigger is best
I could be a manlet but if I have a giant dick I wouldn't even care.

Everything to circumference.

all of it in my height cuz my dick already fucking massive

take away 6 from dick, live my dream of being a woman

Okay I'm lost at the part where the lingeric magic effect part

Kill yourself

>this is the sorry state that Sup Forums is in today

5'7" with 5" dick.

1.25" to dick 3.75" to height.

You know, like a spell that buffs you for a while.

He used a spell or drank a potion and the effect is still active. Magical effects are generally accompanied by visual changes and NPCs will sometimes comment on it

>I finally get in a screencap
>it's this

good you deserve a shitty screencap

5 to dick and 1 to height because I'm over 6' already.

I'm 5' 11" as it is, with a 6 inch willy. So I'd add 2" to height, 2" to length, and 2" to girth. Perfect.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

omg is he okay?

I'm already 6'2 with a 7 in wiener but it could be thicker that's for sure
+2 height
+2 length
+2 girth

So I can either be 6 inches tall or have a six inch dick? I think I'd take the dic.

Yo, is this a JoJo reference?

3inch longer dick, 2 inch height 1 inch girth

pics pls

math is hard, huh?

I think the joke is supposed to be DUDE WEED, going by the "exotic ingredients" bit.

I give my 6 inches to some poor manlet or dicklet in this thread, it is Christmas after all

I don't understand this webm.

5 inches tall
1 inch long dick

my cock is 1/5 the the length of my body

God daaaamn

What?

You know it's supposed to be extra on top of what you already have, right?

I'm going to fucking murdercock all of the smurfs.

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Can I grow a second, six inch dick?

Can I have fewer? I'm already 6'5, and I have troubles buying clothes so I do not want more height. My penis is 5 inches, and an 11 inch penis would be just unusable.

+3 to ht
+1.5 to length
+1.5 to girth

and now I'm perfect.

Can I use the cubic mass of six cock-inches to turn my balls into tiny sensitive breasts with fat nipples?

I want /d/ to leave

I'm 5'11" with 6 inch dick.

Clearly, the solution is to become 6'1" with a 10-inch dick

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>adding length
You know chicks don't actually want a 10 inch cock stabbing them in the guts, right? Thicker is better, user.

6'2" master race bro?

>bitching and worrying about what women want

What about my wants? I wanna fuck a bitch in the liver.

It can cause a seizure user, use with care

I'm already an over 6ft non-manlet so i would just put 3 or 4 in length, the rest in girth, and call it a day

>outside windhelm
>that wood elf stable boy gives that whole speech
>about how he is gonna live life to the fullest and how a dragon could eat him tomorrow and he wouldn't care
>random dragon encounter
>it swoops down and eats him.

I'm already 6'2"
4inches on dick length, 2 on girth

3 to girth
2 to length
1 to height
I hate having a below average benis

>that happened
You're banting dude

God bless you

same

this

>It can cause a seizure
Yeah, if you have epilepsy, maybe.

>use with care
You say that like anyone's going to keep it open for more than a second regardless of whether they're epileptic or not.

I do :(

Are you me user?

Someone just recently got a seizure from one of these on twitter

I'm already 6'4 with a 6 inch dick. I don't think there's any distribution that won't make me look grotesque in one way or another so thanks a lot asshole.

+3 height
+2 girth
+1 length

Being 6'5 with a 9x8 dick would be rad. Impractical, but rad as hell.

You can subtract length from your height girth or length and add it to any of the others. What do you do?