Breath of the Wind launches

>Breath of the Wind launches.
>Millions go out and by this game on release. The first time in history since Wind Waker that people camp out for a non-shooter game.
>Video games have their dignity restored.
>Every developer in the industry smells the new pie Nintendo has cooked.
>They want in.
>They attempt to copy it, but do it very poorly.
>It just makes people want to play, or go back to playing Breath of the Wild even more.
>Video game developers begrudgingly relent as their games are slammed due to the now higher standards of critics.
>Yearly and biyearly horseshit is stomped out. Developers actually have to try again.
>Switch stomps out PS4.
>Sony work to announce their own gaming tablet.
>Video games evolve. No longer are they arbitrarily defined by consoles or handhelds. We enter the future.

Breath of the Wild is a symbolic name: the winds of change, breathing wildly. A revolution is coming.

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No, now back into the basement with you, mom's boyfriend, Tyrone, is here.

Dude third person skyrim

Just out of curiosity, how many of your waking hours are spent fantasizing about interracial sex and cuckoldry?

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>Breath of the Wind launches
>SJWs have taken the female Link/playable Zelda bait and are buttflustered that its not true
>Polygon, Kotaku and literally who sites are writing article one article after another about that crap
>each and everyone of them is posted here by falseflaggers and shitposters(and the marginally small numbers of redditors trying very hard to influence Sup Forums)
>Sup Forums will eat this shit up and no sane BotW thread will ever be had, due to the rampant shitposting

Let an old woman have jungle fever. It used to be in the realm of rich white men and it was considered more or less normal and fine.

You think an old woman who wants to get some cares about your race politics? She ain't got long but he probably does.

>The first time in history since Wind Waker that people camp out for a non-shooter game.
people camp out for Pokemon every single year

So just like It has been since its announcement then...

We are never going to have a sane BotW thread ever again, SJWs or not.

A shame an interesting game will get ruined by a shitty console :/

Let me correct you
>people who don't buy video games predictably don't buy this one but bitch about male link anyway because it gets them thumbs upboats or fandollars.
>the women who do buy games and care about link ship him HARD for being MORE of a twin gayboy, fujoshi rave silently, and the rest just say XD Zelda!!1

And nothing changes

>people camped out for Pokemon
Zelda will never even come close to Pokemon.

k

>ugly empty open world
>new

kek

>camping out for games
The reason why this doesn't happen anymore is because why bother camping outside a store overnight when you can wake up the next morning and it's already been delivered to your home?

And then you wake up

>this doesn't happen anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=mp6ao5TkwSE

>stomps out PS4
>PS4 will be at 70 million units sold by the time Switch releases

>The elderly and retarded still camp outside instead of buying online
Well, you've got me there

>reposting copypastas multiple times within 24 hours

go back.

buying online isn't guaranteed because it's all sold out everywhere anyway. if it's out of stock it's out of stock

You can preorder online

but they only have a certain amount of stock so it's not guaranteed

Neither would camping be guaranteed if enough people go

Might as well download the game instead if you're so worried

>This is what nintenyearolds actually believe.

>Sony work to announce their own gaming tablet.
>Video games evolve. No longer are they arbitrarily defined by consoles or handhelds. We enter the future.
Neck yourself. Of all of the most retarded shit I've heard in my life, this impressingly tops #7.

People camped out for PSVR

that's just sad

>generic "open world" third-person action-adventure with 2004 textures
>high standards

millions? People wont even buy that many nintendo consoles.
Nintendo hasnt made good games since NES, why the fuck would they make it now? It looks like shit and gameplay is medicore. Enemies and setting so generic game could be some polish bootleg.
Try to analyze market, stop living in your dreams. Oh, stop, i forgot im talking to nintenyearolds.

>other developer makes shitty game
>they dump hundreds of millions into marketing
>it outsells Zelda

Sorry OP, quality of a game doesn't mean shit when it comes to sales. That's just the world we live in.

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>Try to analyze market
>the rest of your post

>buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword memes
Really makes my neurons fire

yeah, they had some success from soccer moms, but thats long time go.

>but thats long time go.
Why is a caveman trying to pretend he's a video game market analyst?

>A revolution is coming.
Well, maybe. It certainly isnt >a resolution is coming.

>720p

>that fucking bloom
vomiting.jpg

nice try

>Breath of the Wind launches.
it's breath of the wild you jackass