>press e to open window >press e to close window >press e to climb through window >hold e to open and climb through window >press e to open drawer >press e to close drawer >press e to open drawer >hold e to pick up item >inventory is full so i try to switch to fire crackers so i can switch them out with the first aid spray in the drawer >end up using them instead cuz u can't switch to items or even fucking drop them in this game. >Jason hears the firecrackers and teleports over to me. >only 1 window in the house, right next to the front door >e to close window >e to climb through window >cant climb through window >Jason is walking into the wall >cant open any drawers anymore >game crashes after 2 minutes of homosex >launch game again >quick play >connecting for 3 minutes >cancel and try again >in lobby with loud spics who can't stop talking >3 people leave when the timer starts counting down >mfw "this game is better than DbD" >inb4 DbD shill >inb4 "bu-but.. it's in beta!!" nothing can fix this shit, it needs a complete overhaul
They want $40 for this shit?
Wyatt Hill
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Jackson White
Round 2
>spawn in and find keys in 5 seconds >run around and find gas >someone else finds a battery >fix the car >escape in the first 5 minutes >come back as Tommy Jarvan >random person trying to fight me with a frying pan >hop through window after pressing and holding e 15 different times >aim at them and shoot them in the face >the bullets hit the bottom of the window >we have a 1v1 in the house frying pan vs fire poker >cant swing anymore >cant climb through window >wait for 3 minutes >travel failure >didn't get any points even though i escaped >"it's just a beta"
anyone else got any shit stories?
Aaron Harris
Round 3
>Searching for lobby >Cool down >Searching for lobby >Cool down
Repeat x100
Juan Smith
Nigga, Get into a private game. Either find one of Sup Forums or use the steam forums.
Played for 2 hours straight last night. Shit was cash, jiggaboo.
Juan Powell
Lol I haven't had that problem yet, just "connecting" for 2 minutes every time.
Round 4
>decide to try stealth >play AJ >unlock perk with 15% faster crouch move speed and 50% chance for jason not to sense you >hiding in the middle of nowhere near the edge of the map >no possible way the killer should be able to find me >killer teleports on me 2 minutes into the game >time to run around for 20 seconds until my stamina runs out >ask the killer after the game how he found me >he could see me crouched across the map with senses >its only in beta
Christian Cook
>Playing as Jason >See noise coming from a Cabin >walk through the front door and don't see anyone >Go to the back room where all the bunks are >see some ladies feet sticking out from under one of the beds >another lady is looking at me from under a different bed >one of them yells out "NO ONE'S IN HERE!" >have a hearty kek >Walk up to the bed and shove Machete through it a bunch of times, Blood is everywhere >Lady gets out from the other bed and trys to run away >teleport outside the Cabin >grab her as shes leaving the front door >squeeze her skull untill it explodes
10/10 Would Murder cute girls again.
Chase Price
>hiding in the middle of nowhere near the edge of the map >no possible way the killer should be able to find me
That's your problem. Sense is also tied to fear. The more scared your character is, the easy you are to see. Darkness, and being far from paths makes you scared.
John Wright
i had full stam and my flashlight was on, I was told that stealth works like current stam+stealth value-fear level, and I had no indication that I was actually scared, no grey screen or anything.
Wyatt Hughes
I've been staring at this screen for 5 minutes. Wat do?
Oliver Edwards
alt+f4 never look back
Xavier Davis
Flashlight doesn't count as a natural light source. All it does is reduce how fast you get fear. If you want to hide you have to hide near a natural light source light inside buildings or a campfire.
Owen Bell
>attempting to hide makes it harder to hide What a shit mechanic
Sebastian Gutierrez
>game is just using the phone, then croucing on the edge of the map for 5 minutes
Yeah, that sounds fun.
Robert Kelly
You're retarded.
Sense likelihood is just fear and stealth. Your character was probably bug-eyed and shaking but that's not UI so HURRRR
Samuel Barnes
>I dont know how to play >I'm retarded and cant read key bindings >My router is a potato. The game is in beta, it's unfinished. What's your excuse?
Jason Thompson
You drop items with Z you mongoloid. I not even once played it and still know that from streams. Kill yourself, retard.
Evan Johnson
Why are you replaying to me?
Josiah Young
>You can't switch items False, tap z to drop small items, hold to drop big ones like weapons, key items >crashing >glitches This is accurate, thank god there's still like six months until release
Jaxon Sanchez
DbD is a bad game and you should feel bad for mentioning this game's name in every sentence that you've made.
Justin Moore
>50% chance for jason to not sense you >no possible way the killer should be able to find me You know how percentages work right? Even with high stealth, it's not impossible, and there's times where without that perk I've been two feet away from a Jason who couldn't see me
There's a shit ton of game breaking bugs, but don't blame that instance on a bug, that's just game mechanics
>crouching on the edge of the map have fun getting teleported to