I want _____ Shantae!

I want _____ Shantae!

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MILKIES

>tfw no middle Eastern girlfriend

To get drunk with

tfw you want a girlfriend but all the girls you like are turn out to be ratchet as hell or dont like you

>tfw middle eastern girlfriend
>its pretty great

Meh. Too hard to find one that's not a cocksucker of mohammad that isn't running from their father and brothers who want to kill them for not cocksucking mohammad

see

>tfw BR
>tfw lives in a country that got immigration from all over the world and can chose any GF of any race

Im sorry. keep it up. it gets better.

Meant to

>tfw US
>tfw lives in a country that got immigration from all over the world and can chose any GF of any race
>tfw they all suck, and not the good way

yeah dude im trying,

When i volunteered ina seniors center, one of the younger seniors told me to "stop looking at girls and focus on your studies."

Im just trying to follow that advice right now,

but when pic related will never come into your life

JUST

If you really just want a girlfriend in general, you shouldn't try to get a girlfriend. Relationships aren't something you get into because you're lonely, they take actual work and are more than just snuggling and playing video games with someone you can fuck.

If you're lonely, get a pet to snuggle, a plant to take care of, and a fleshlight to fuck.

thanks for the words my dude. ill take your advice

>bragging about your countries becoming 3rd world toilets
how jew r u

Or at least some lotion.

I'm just happy that my home is 100% plant-free. Though I am thinking of getting some Chia Grass for my gas...though the last time I did that she just sat on it.

Didn't you hear? The U.S. got saved last month.

>gas
I meant cat. Little stinker.

>The U.S. got saved last month.
We need more than just a wall to stop >le 60% and plummeting

to hug

Where the hell does the Velvet Poster go?

Some of the Wayforward recently commented at a panel event on Shantae's age.
The question they were asked essentially had to deal with them being accused of sexualizing an underaged character.
They responded by saying that Shantae has no exact or official age, but that she's young for a genie. Even so, she's older than she looks because she's a genie. She's not actually 16/17ish even if she looks like that.
Then they made a comment about how Rottytops is dead and they're surprised that's not the bigger deal.

>people care about the fictional age of a character because if they fap to it they may be accused of pedophilia

>meanwhile paparazzis take upskirts photos of celebrities that soon hit 18 because it's now legal

;^)

To be honest I always thought 16 looked a little young for her anyway, so I'm not surprised to hear that clarification.
I teach High School and most juniors don't look that developed.

I love America

I want to make Shantae a mom.

Provide sauce and ill post lottery tickets!

rave in the grave i belive

You're the best user-kun

thanks dude

really means a lot to me

I want a ton of money and a real-life Shantae.

>playing Half-Genie Hero
>that ever so subtle tit jiggle when she transforms

>Be handsome man with no charisma
>All the fat girls and old men who try to get in my pants

Meh

Lmao when I was working at a seniors centre all the seniors would ask about my girlfriend and then tell me I need to get a girlfriend or try to figure out why I don't have one already

And then one of my co-workers sexually harassed me

I want to FUCKING PLAY Shantae

Give me my damn Wii U code, WayForward you fucking pieces of shit

Rottytops is the best girl.

Yes

Give it to Abner

Yes

I want to become a mom

I wanna risk these boots

they gave wii u codes out last week

I love you user-kun

Do you look like Shantae?

They said they're still having issues and are backed up on support requests from people who didn't get their codes yet

Nah, I'm extremely pale and overall disgusting 3d

post your dick m8

I want to be Shantae

a new game featuring

that sucks then because i got mine last week

boys can't get pregnant

>boys can't get pregnant
Should... should I tell him?

>havent given the game out to legit customers
>i already downloaded titleid 00050000101db200 for free

feels good man
maybe ill give em some steambucks later on

That's a shame. Good luck on your quest to being filled with man juices.

_be_

to sex romantically in missionary position

No homo pls.
This is a Christian image board

cuddle and hold hands while looking up at the stars with

I met 2 years ago a middle eastern chick at the bar. Cute as hell. She was an flight attendant and was in my country for only a week. Got to see her a few times before really getting along with her. "gotta make my move" sadly I couldn't see her one last time before she went back to her country. We texted for weeks/months, almost on a daily basis. She said to me that she felt really close to me even if we only see each others for like 3 times. She's not even muslim. She got a bf. She never talked to me again.

sadfrog.jpg

damn user, have an internet hug

There's nothing homo about impregnating someone!

> at the bar

normies get out

if i could do this with any girl, not even shante

but especially with

HER

Shantae is short. SHORT.

Short girls are easier to princess carry all the way to the altar.

That's kinda hot

Short girls are the best for carrying-sex

how the fuck did she carry rottytops all the way through the nightmare woods?

Power of "friendship?"

Shantae games aren't even that good but they make me really happy when I play them. I don't even know why.

I want to lick Shantae's brown armpits and butthole

>to be

Is Shantae more cute than sexy, or the other way around?

It depends on the game really. The art in Pirate's Curse seems more sexy than cute while HGH seems to balance the two or lean more towards cute.

Cute.
She's going to be more sexy as she develops more

Genie magic is not natty

Both

Me too and I'm a guy
It's pain. Pure pain.

kiss

Does anyone know the exact ingame time needed to get the speedrun achievements in Half-Genie Hero, and can I get them in Hero mode?

Also is the last hidden achievement just beating the game in hero mode or something?

>tentacles
youtube.com/watch?v=Yyfdcoocex8

Rape

I want to crowd fund mediocre games of Shantae!

shake shake it with

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Literally me.

Should I bother with the gbc game or should I skip straight to Risky's Revenge?

GBC game and Pirate's Curse are the best ones in my opinion

not 100% is 2:30
don't know about 100%
yes you can do it in hero mode

last hidden trophy is beat Risky as mouse

I want Shantae!

become room mates with

Could someone post the reward CG for 100% speedrun?

is regular speedrun I thing

cuddle with

What am I looking for here?
Is this a SpongeBob reference?

It's this, minus the logos.

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>unironically wanting to racemix

Disgusting.

I want to grope those titties!

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