Does your family play vidya? Any good stories?

Does your family play vidya? Any good stories?

My dad plays ArmA 3 and War Thunder. We play together sometimes.

My brother and I play a bunch of games together. My mom enjoys Tomb Raider on the PS1.

My dad died before the Playstation was a thing and my mother mostly plays cell phone puzzle games. She used to try out stuff on my Genesis and Playstation, but nothing serious (she likes crash though).

whats the context of that image

Kate Beckensale forcing her daughter to finger her fleshlight

My family had an Atari 2600.
Older sisters and my parents pretty much just played that.
Sister may have also played my Genesis sometimes.

Kate Beckinsale and her daughter
I'm serious

Is her daughter gay?

Is that kate beckinsale? Post more for fucks sake

Is this new meme?

They're an odd bunch.

>her fleshlight
Is she a pornstar?

But why does the image point to her daughters vk page?

Plz adopt me Kate

theres like a 99% chance that kate beckensale and lily sheen have slept together

Hot. Fleshlights are shit thou

based Kate

>tfw its a mold of her mothers pussy she is fingering
>tfw her mother is disgusted she wanted this for christmas but is secretely wet
>tfw her mother looks away as shefingers her pussy mold but her hands are knees are ready to buckle

It's a picture from her daughter's private snapchat that was recently leaked to a Russian website. Only a few days ago an user managed to find a picture that confirmed it was indeed them and their house.

Look up some interviews with Beckinsale and it'll all make sense.

absolute degeneracy

kill you're self

Stop giving my boners jesus christ

My dad hates video games

No. I wish though. When I was little we got a nintendo and dad found a space shuttle game that we would take turns playing or hand off the controller for missions that one of use sucked at and the other was good at. Dad would always have to dock stuff in orbit and I'd do the gravity turn and re-entry flying. Also Mom banned me from playing Diablo because devil worship. Dad played it some to check it out to see if it was okay for me to play it. I noticed his save continued to progress after he told me "Okay, you can play it just don't let Mom know." I had asked if he still was playing it and he told me he was stuck on a boss. We figured out how to play online, so I'd run home from school, boot up Diablo, and wait for the phone to ring at exactly 3:15. Dad and I would play for about an hour and a half. We had tons of fun.

I'd be thrilled to play any game with my family these days even if they were just utterly shit at it. My sister and her husband got a little into Mortal Kombat on Xbox a while back but that didn't last too long. Mom only plays Mahjong because menopause. I can't really find anything that I know dad would be into. He'll be retiring soon and I know he'll get bored so maybe he'll be more willing to revisit vidya then

>ARMA 3 with dad

Holy fuck that would be awesome.

I don't think your covent allows access to the internet father joshua

normalfag

My dad loves shooters, though he isnt verry good. My sister plays blizzard games mostly

I don't know what to feel.

Fanpage. That's where it was leaked. See

How about aroused?

Being neglected by my mom as she played nanosaur for hours on end and never let me try it.

>it's cool to be a degenerate
well this is Sup Forums I guess

Pls adopt me

No, it's just not your circlejerk board.

Crossposting scum.

I don't know.

All my siblings play. Mom used to play some SNES platformers but it's replaced by cheap ipad games now.

I got my brother into Souls, and my sister into Bloodborne. She hated it at first but needed games for her PS4 and I taught her about i-frames and how patience was more effective than buttonmashing and then she ended up loving it.

>crossposting
>because you don't agree with the degenerates
I guess if you post the most you win huh? Why are you so depraved?

I KEEP ASKING THIS BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY MACBOOKS

My father in law plays Warhammer, Assassins Creed and Fallout.

Don't you mean your wife's father? Cuck.

Fuck off to Sup Forums.

she pisses on them

>tfw not rich enough to be a degenerate and make my kids degenerates

Makes me angry. I'm born a fucking ugly poor autist permavirgin and they're not.

>wah muh Sup Forums boogeyman
just look at this thread
it's the usual
>post degenerate image with on-topic text
you're acting like a baby
a degenerate baby

I sometimes play ski jump 2 with my father

pls adopt me kate

People who have any semblance of knowledge in computers know that anything from Apple is a waste of money.

Rich people who have no semblance of knowledge in computers know that Apple is the most expensive computer manufacturer, and lmao FUCK Microsoft right? That's what the cool people think right? Think different sheeple, my mom's a billionaire, she's gonna buy as as many Mac Books as I want

Hello, Sup Forums or /qa/.

Is anyone suprised that the kid is already a flaming SJW? Not as bad as Larrys Davids but holy shit...

Dad taught me how to cheese Cyberdemon in Doom, mom played Serious Sam, Doom and Duke Nukem 3D.

>sister played bf1942
>was much better than me
>raped all the guys in a match

now she only sucks cocks

>not wanting to fuck a slutty mom and her inbred daughter
newfags ladies and gentlemen

>hey kid, wanna try the real thing?

>hope you like the feeling of this honey, you'll be only able to fuck this now tyrone is living with us~

>wah muh Sup Forums boogeyman

It's not a boogeyman if you actually are a shill from Sup Forums

>Larry David's daughter is a flaming SJW
What the fuck, the man literally did a joke on Curb Your Enthusiasm where Michael J. Fox Parkinson's a bottle of Pepsi and Larry opens it, and Larry yells at him for shaking the Pepsi. How did he raise an SJW?

Oddly enough it was my mom that taught me how to cheese the Cyberdemon.
My dad just played Sonic and said Doom was lame.

Whats going on with David's daughter?
But generally I'm not surprised, no. Us teens are all over that shit.

>every poster was always an edgy Sup Forumstard
now what you tell me to go to leddit?

tfw born non-virgin

>a shill
>for another board on Sup Forums
haha are you mentally ill or something?

Well back in the day Apple used to have better editing software if you were a creative type. I don't know if freeware that runs on microsoft computers has managed to catch up.

>>it's cool to be a degenerate
it's always been like that you newfag

Since you already suggested it. Why not try it out? I hear its a normie paradise :^)

>he thinks cross posting is ever seen as a good thing
hownew.ru

Me, my dad and my bros play RTS games all the time.

We spend hours on Company of Heroes and Dawn of War multiplayer.

Me and my bro run Total War campaigns on Shogun 2, Rome 2 and Attila pretty often.

My best story playing a game with my bro is:
>be at war with my bro's faction on Rome 2
>march towards his capital with my army thinking I got him beat
>the fucker had a surprise stack swinging around to my rear
>the only thing to intercept it is a tiny quarter stack of an ally that was hanging near my capital
>on his next turn, he marches on the ally army using all his movement points to initiate battle
>tell him that I'm only watching the battle, but actually click play as AI
>fight a decent fight but eventually lose most of the units. All the while, I'm giving him tips on how to beat the AI, which is me.
>Eventually I only have one light cavalry unit remaining, which I kept hidden in the corner for the entire time.
>spend the next hour running it around the map, which is very mountainous and covered in forests
>my brother literally can't find it.
>He only has infantry units, so my cavalry can run around and use Rome 2's vision system to just utterly avoid him in all ways.
>This goes on for 30+ minutes.
>He starts raging like fuck and complaining about bugged, shitty AI while I'm sat there trying my hardest not to laugh my ass off.
>Eventually, he's convinced the battle is bugged and concedes defeat.
>Because he used all his movement points, all his army is destroyed by my shitty light cavalry unit of 20 men.
>I let him know at this point it was me who played as the A.I and I was just running around like a faggot.
>He calls me a cunt.
>We both laugh our asses off about the entire thing.
>MFW I still bring up the fact I beat his 2000+ strong army of hoplites with a tier 1 light cavalry unit down to 20% strength occasionally and can see the rage in his eyes

15 years ago back in the 7th grade. We were told to write a full page letter to a celebrity as a homework assignment. One of the girls "I'll call her Mary"in my class wrote to Kate and Kate was one of only 3 or 4 celebrities to write back. The others being Jackie chan, Jessica Simpson and some athlete.
Anyways. The letter Kate write was very odd and was asking about whether Mary was dating any boys and if she went "all they way yet" it was very very strange. And really uncalled for. But memorable. She also sent an autographed Polaroid of herself...

Fuck.... I wish Kate was my mommy.

You've got gumption for still doing the most predictable thing.
>still stuck on something he has no hope of verifying
>set on keeping Sup Forums as degenerate as possible
Now tell us the definition of shilling.

Would you rather drink Kate's piss or the piss of her daughter Sup Forums?

>Lily is 4'3"
What the fuck? Why is her face so small?

You're a fucking fool if you think a 17 year old girl needs professional editing software and a computer designed to specifically edit, especially one that's going to be given a free ride through life like this one.

She probably just said "I wanna be different than everyone else and Apple is the most expensive so clearly that's they're the best" like every rich person who doesn't know computers work and rolled with it

>keeps replying to every post making fun of him and hands out multiple (you)s at a time
>talks about gumption
wew lad

>She probably just said "I wanna be different than everyone
Every single dumbass buys a macbook to fit in because that's what all the cool sjw role models own, not because they want to be different, normies are just obsessed with their popular brands

My Dad is the one who introduced me to vidya. He doesn't really play the games, he just buys them and graphics whores about them. He's also a piece of shit.

My mom plays basically no vidya except for normie shit and Tetris.

My little brother plays more vidya than I do.

First of all breath. Second of all I was addressing the first paragraph not the second. I was pointing out why there's a reason why a tech literate person might own an apple computer.

Sup Forums has always been degenerate. fuck off, newfag.

>giving a shit about (you)s
I guess a degenerate would.

>First of all breath
(You)

Did you discover Sup Forums yesterday?

no. You don't. Trust me.

>caucasians
Absolutely repugnant

I don't understand, can someone give me the full details or links to full explanations??

I can almost hear your heartrate at this point.

>tfw grew up getting wrecked by sis in nearly every video game

Ebin

I wish she would roleplay as my mom for a mind blowing, weekend long sexual experience.

Not really.

Back when I was 8, and we had an N64, my dad used to play Rampage and Quake 2 with us, and had games like Quake 1 and C&C, RA + expansion, and DoS game compilations on his office computer, but eventually grew to for some reason hate videogames.

Currently studying programming to someday reach my dreams of directing my own game studio, and he calls it a waste of time.

I was told about it by Vic Mangina.
all 50 BPM I hope

He's one of those stormfags teens who discovered Sup Forums a year or two ago and now parrots their memes on other boards.

>people actually believeing this is kate beckinsale + daughter
retarded

My dad originally bought the N64 for himself, but ended up being awful at modern 3D games. Managed to do the first few levels in Rogue Squadron, but couldn't figure out how to beat King Bomb-omb in Mario 64.

It is...

>people actually disbelieveing this is Kate Beckinsale and her daughter

>people

what do you gain from shitposting?

Someone please post her Graham Norton clips where she talks about her Horse costumes and weird pranks.

>Already considered her the most beautiful woman in the world
>See this
IM GOING NUCLEARRRR