>Objective: Kill Jester
Objective: Kill Jester
Gavin Hughes
Alexander Anderson
>Objective: JUMP THE CHASM
Adrian Murphy
Aye but at what cost?
Benjamin Morris
>tfw didn't get the boot of hermes
Levi Price
>Objective: Survive Yoker
Asher Williams
HE'S NO FAE YOKER
HE'S GOT NAE BUSINESS BEIN IN YOKER
Michael Cooper
well worth et m8 well worth et
Evan Martinez
Limmy is our guy
Carson Walker
Gavin Peterson
Mmm Dannon
Chase Nguyen
>1 weight unit of steel encumbers you as much as 1 weight unit of feathers
Xavier Rodriguez
>OBJECTIVE: WAKE UP
>Objective complete!
>New objective
>WAKE UP
Jack Thompson
>steel weighs the same as feathers
Tyler Bell
> optional quaest
>give frying pan a wee dun
Carter Ward
>great sword costs fuck ahlll
Michael Collins
>game wants you to understand it
Joshua Walker
>Objective: Kill That Pussy
Josiah Fisher
Somethin' dawned on me when I was on my own: any drink you make tastes better when you use good spirits, right? Then, if you take something already delicious like Barr's Red Kola and add in the finest, freshest alcohol, what do you get? The ultimate cocktail experience!
So I ask you, user: what's your favorite spirit?
David Johnson
They're both 1 weight unit.
Angel Roberts
So Sup Forums...
Was yae hing?
Brody Gutierrez
Do you see it too?
David Myers
But steel is heavier than feathers...
Justin Miller
>New item:
>free wa'ah
Jonathan Rodriguez
get ridda her shes shite
Lincoln Cook
>the villain turns the weans ageenst us
Ayden Smith
>Kill irritating NPC
>Can't finish a vital quest
Jordan Roberts
sometimes I tell the missus I'm plaeying video games, right? But I really go upstairs for hours at a time nor playing enetin at all. I browse this imageboard instead, sometimes all night
Sebastian Bennett
>Objective: Get a maffa'ah tea
Connor Williams
what the fuck is he saying?
Liam Edwards
That's perfect
Adam Mitchell
we're talking about a FUCKTON of feathers
Daniel Thompson
Pick up troll
Landon Thompson
You ain't seen notin yet m8
youtube.com
William Peterson
>tfw you reply to bait
David Harris
>Objective: Lie to the cops
Juan Garcia
Wha'
Levi Miller
NO.
YOU'RE DED M8
Jayden Gomez
sometimes ey lock meself up in ma room for hours at a time, jus tell the senpai im playin some video games, think nuttin of it. really im online pretendin to be an anime chick wit a really big cock, writin up smut that'd make me mum cry if she ever saw it.
Bentley Ramirez
>Final objective is MODUS OPERANDI
Luis Price
well worth it mate
Owen Walker
>the final boss changes his name so it rhymes with Yoker
Jace Roberts
>Grab troll
Dylan Gutierrez
>Objective: INFILTRATE
Luis Harris
This thread is really putting me in the mood for a tall refreshing glass of
Barry's Red Cola
Lucas Gray
Needs replaced with Fat, Slim and Pro
Lincoln Thompson
WRONG WAY
Lincoln Murphy
>Objective: Stop Lloyd's Fermassey
Oliver Bennett
>Objective: Find muffit o'tea
Jace Bailey
go when i came
Joshua Wilson
AAAAH!
Joshua Price
>Final boss: Everythings Granny with backpen
Dominic Price
>Yfw you get bricked
Jose Bell
Ahhh, Barry's Red Cola. Sparking, tasty and refreshing.
Matthew Adams
>ywn be limmy streaming overwatch all day and occasionally making techno versions of pop songs and playing minecraft with your kid
jdimsa
Gavin Torres
I hear you.
Eli Nguyen
>mate keeps inviting me to quest
>ask him to drap it
youtube.com
Adrian Brown
Oh shit I had no idea
Christopher Mitchell
>Final boss shows up
>Wrong Way Down A One Way Street starts playing.
Best fight of my life.
Thomas Richardson
channel?
Joseph Ortiz
Matthew Cruz
he's a recovering alcoholic though isnt he?
Nathan Smith
Why phoning a radio station to request a song?
Why not just play it yerself, aye?
Jonathan Flores
>Objective: Call the polis
Isaiah Gonzalez
>Objective: Gis a chocolate chox
Luis Gomez
What is it you say again?
Samuel Ward
What was that British show that did an year in review at the end of every year, where they basically mocked British pop-culture and politics?
Nathan Cruz
Newswipe
Chase Torres
I DINNAE FOCKING ASK YE
YOU CAN DO THA
Camden Taylor
Gis us yur waifu
Andrew Butler
WRONG WAY
DOWN A ONE WAY STREET
John Reed
>objective: go to the chemists
>it's called a fahr mah see
Jace Hernandez
>objective: roll boulder
>open sarcophagus
Connor Brooks
Where can I find [Balls of Wa'ah]?
Christian Evans
>nobody ITT quoting Dee Dee
plebs the lot a ye
Ayden Martinez
so what?
Ethan Robinson
Danone
Christopher Sullivan
That's what Yoker is about......................
Grayson Morris
>Objective: Go West
Aiden Roberts
>Objective: Make peace with the alien civilisation
Cameron Lee
>he wants a muffit of tea
Cameron Smith
Limmy is it you that starts these threads?
Cameron Allen
>objective: Get Troll
Joshua Davis
>objective: find Lloydspharmacy (one word)
Aiden Brooks
>Objective: dance
Lincoln Smith
>Objective: deliver the package
Levi Moore
Go whence I came.
Andrew Bailey
Cooper Scott
Samuel Martinez
>twist ending
WE ARE THE POLIS
James Perez
you replace one substance with another, nothing against the guy, just probably replaced drinking with playing video games
Henry Mitchell
What the fuck was with that new bit that was a youtube video review? I get that it was a parody of shitty youtube videos... But it was just a shitty youtube video bit. Bring back Limmy. Bring back stanhope.
Isaac Foster
>Objective: Go to the moon
Christian Johnson
>Kitchen knife's gettin larey
>Give the fryin pan a wee dun
That'll sho'im
Jackson Brooks
>objective failed
>she's turned the weans against us
Henry Jackson
are you me?
Austin Turner
>Objective: Get wa'ah
Camden Perry
>Objective: Turn on all three generators
Nathan Cox
>KOTO
My
Fucking
Nigger
>mfw Dragon's Legend comes on
Thomas Martin
...
Cooper Bennett
I knew this couple that lived on a house boat in Yoker, you're fucking right I'm jelly.