Stop hyping up the upcoming Trump DLC. The game is dead. Nothing is going to bring it back

Stop hyping up the upcoming Trump DLC. The game is dead. Nothing is going to bring it back.

Recent DLC has spyware, but nobody seems to care.

>tfw the forums were lit up when they wanted to put in Hillary Clinton, after the community manager said that she wanted more diversity and gender representation

Reallt makes you think.

>2016
>2017 soon fellow STALKER
>Still not maining Jefferson

Get rekt scrubs.

>buy kennedy dlc
>its only 2 hours long
WOW

>play fdr campaign
>drags on forever

Content was fuck awful for the first 100 years, admit it Sup Forums you just had nostogia goggles on

first onehundred years were the best you fucking freedom-hating communist piece of shit

>buy eisenhower dlc
>meet aliens

the second season was when it really got good, season 3 is looking like a mess so far but trump might be ok

>Play William Henry Harrison campaign.
>no content
:(

How do you save those towers in the second Bush campaign?

second season was fucking shit

now third season looks like it might actually turn around for the better

by not planting the bombs, duh!

You're trying to tell me Harrison through Reagan were all shit?

>Teddy
>Taft
>hoover
>Truman
>Eisenhower
>Kennedy
>that rat johnson
>mah man the nixx
and a strong finish with
>MOTHERFUCKING REAGAN

>year of our lord 2016
>he still doesn't main Jackson

>people still main Washington
>People still main Lincoln
>People still main anyone but Clinton
Fuck all of you

How was Clinton so good but the new Clinton update we almost got was so awful?

clinton was never good

only pseudo-nostalgiafaggots who werent even born yet think so

this, clinton was always shit

real niggers main Grant

GUNBOAT DIPLOMACY BEST FINISHER

>playing Kennedy campaign
>miss the QTE during the special town visit event
>the entire campaign ends without any option to replay
Why does people keep defending this trash?

>All the asshurt when the devs added the character that actually won the way they said they had to win and not the fan favorite
>mfw all the bonus content the character is adding is just making things funnier

How do you feel about the most recent power rankings?

>Washington
>Madison
>Van Buren
>Lincoln
>Garfield
>Hoover
>Kennedy
>Ford

Holy shit I now get all those references in American movies and games.

>Joke character wins EVO
>Ends up actually being best character

Real niggers go JFK and sacrifice themselves for the team.

lincoln mains are just tier whores

>sacrifice
you mean get killed by your teammate for handling the first round pretty indecisively

>How was Clinton so good
He wasn't. It's 90s nostalgia and the American educational system only teaching children selective knowledge about each president, which boils down to REP= evil corporatists, DEM= egalitarians who improve the economy.

>Play Garfield
>die instantly

Reagan was nothing more than a sockpuppet and you know it

That was Harrison.

If I'm not mistaken, Garfield had almost one year until he was killed but managed to get a shitload done

What are you talking about?

Shit region. Go somewhere else OP

Garfield was president for 200 days, half of which was him slowly dying cause people thought it was a good idea to put your fingers into someones bullet wounds.

PSSH NOTHING PERSONEL KID

When the fuck are they gonna nerf Teddys Trust Buster? Just spams that shit and there's literally NOTHING my monopolies can do.

But yes you are correct Harrison dropped quicker

>Kek doesn't take any damage on thr meter, meaning he can't crash

I mean I'm not complaining since I main Trump but I thought they would've changed this since the beta

It's funny how there's like this incredible drop:

You have your A-list presidents (Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Truman, ...)
B-list (Obama, Kennedy, Adams, ...)
C-list (pretty much everybody else)
and then you drop all the way to the "literally who?" tier of Madison, Tyler, Taft and Co. where you're not even sure they aren't made up...

Did Washington ever wear powdered wigs?

>Buy the Jackson DLC
>That incredibly uncomfortable mission where you just ruthlessly slaughter natives for like 30 minutes

What the fuck were they even thinking?