Why do household helper robots need tentacles?

Why do household helper robots need tentacles?

why don't all household appliances have tentacles?

Why do they need to have a fucking fire jet to fly around your home. Shit will burn the carpet.

How does it handle an infant? What would it even do to calm Shaun down?

Same reason a snip snap needs snippers

because it looks futuristic retro xD
Also why the fuck would a household helper carry around a fucking saw?

You know damn well why

Why did it have a built-in flamethrower?

To do house hold renovations why would he need a flame thrower?

Ask your wife.

Why do humans need arms

Why do why

...

Because masturbating with your feet is really hard

You know why

Why are these helpful toasters just as intelligent as advanced AI's?

Same reason those toy poodles have tongues; to please the housewife's decrepit pussy.

Why do they have jets that would just burn down the house

i dont know

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proper response

Why are they advertised as being able to walk the dog but you never see them walking dogs?

>nipple

ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

>Why are these helpful toasters just as intelligent as advanced AI's?
They're not. It's supposed to seem like it because of their "personality matrix."

Because they're Japanese-made

To reach spots that would otherwise be difficult to reach while cleaning.

why can't robobrains hold guns anymore?

How fucking fat are you?

Those robots had a fucking flamethrower and you're worried about their ARMS?

To incinerate your trash and sanitize shit.

Haha imagine a snip snapper who has no snippers

What a world

Most of them aren't. The ones that are were built with more advanced stuff and then sat around for 200 years or so before developing any sort of greater awareness.

>hovering around on some mini jetpack of sorts for a hundred years or whatever instead of using wheels

whats a point?

So it won't be stopped by stairs.

Ismt that the fucking robot that started raping a lot of lolies in that old ass hentai anime?

And that it turned out that inside the robot was another loli whose whole motivation for raping the others was that she just wanted to have friends?

That hentai was cute as fuck and had great animation.

Well in universe they're generally treated like garbage by most people and are usually in a highly subservient position, trapped in a loop and performing low tier jobs.

I don't know why anyone would get one for their fucking kid or whatever, but seeing them trapped in their little programming loops and absolutely miserable at it or just completely unaware is pretty funny at times.

Like the one that genuinely believes you're the governor just because you said you are or the the army one that just explodes when you tell it to fuck itself.

>rape
>cute