I DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PENIS?!...

I DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PENIS?!?! Whenever vidya girl is wearing something like this my penis is like "NIGGGA LOOK AT THOSEEEEE"


dude chill the fuck out.

I can't fucking play Nier Automata without my penis being a total dick and distracting me!

ok anita

your penis is always a total dick dude, it doesnt stop being a dick at any time unless you post on /r9k/

My penis said he likes your penis OP.

But he said no homo, he can just relate to him. There is something about these shiny stockings that rages the fuck out of penises.

I don't understand my penis either. It seems to think girls from 9 to 15 are the sexiest things on earth.

your penis is sick. Go see a doctor

Have you tried not being a child?

Nigga grow up

I mean it's not wrong

Just rub one out and play the game, if you're sleeping sleep then. Repeat cycle

>adults don't get a raging boner

autism

Ya'll gonna have ED by the time you're 35

Sometimes I miss being under 22.
At other times, I'm glad I'm no longer a hormonal retard.

>getting a raging boner over a character in shorts
autism

No user, adults literally don't have the same libido as you children.

Not autism, just facts.

confession time

I buyed Soul Calibur 2 just to jerk off to Ivy

>being such a horny monkey that you can't play a non-porn game without thinking "AAAAH AAAH I WANT PUSSY I WANT PUSSY"

This guy knows what he's talking about.

Overindulging in porn/masturbation will ruin your dick.

my thoughts exactly

bought, not buyed.

Your penis is broken, try chopping it off and getting a new one.

I don't get how most people on Sup Forums seem to average 2-4 faps a day.

1 a day isn't dangerous though r-right?

I'm 28 and my dick is constantly hard while I'm playing as 2B in Nier Automata.

Is this normal?

I bought 4 for the very same reason

The term you are looking for is zettai ryouiki

No, I'm 28 and I didn't even bother to rub one out to her yet.

You probably should masturbate sometime.

How expensive are those latex clothes? Asking for a friend

...

No.

You should go get laid.

it's buoyed

Adults don't usually get that easily aroused by the mere depiction of the opposite sex.

kill yourself

Why bother if its not over knee or thigh high?

>tfw Soul Calibur was before internet anime porn was popular
>tfw there is not enough ivy porn

What about these, OP?

God, the things I would do to her...

Just knock it off for a while. If you can't stop for a month on simple willpower you have a problem which will lead to more problems. It's less 'never masturbate' and more 'don't fold it into your routine'

After I'm done with her she'd sit in a wheelchair for a week

I don't understand how anybody can find E,D,C attractive.

Sauce please

Any proofs?

There is literally no bad effects from masturbating

sounds like a wild 30 seconds, user

Nah, once per day is completely normal for men.

help, my daughter is being a gyaru bitch!

if it's the backdoor it's gonna be hard because that's my weakness, I'll just have to concentrate and think of something else. There will be also breaks for protein shakes/drinks.