ITT: times you went full autism as a kid

I used to run up stairs like Raiden in mgs2, with my upper body completely still and rigid, and hands folded in front of me like I was holding a gun

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Used to fuck my sister.

Drakengard.

Oh wait

I used to walk on my tiptoes because Marina Lightyears had those pindle legs and I was trying to get it down

I hid myself from the other players in Marian's World while holding in my poop

Me and my friend tried so fucking hard for an entire year to figure out how to double jump irl

Sometimes I do animations from videogames when nobody is looking.
Also when I'm alone at home I sometimes run like animal on my feet and hands.
Try it

In retrospect this behaviour was pretty likely the cause for me getting hemorrhoids

Literally me

Idle animations and dances from world of warcraft

Father called me out on it and I stopped

Why would you even do it in his presence?

I tried my best to have the same posture and mannerisms as my blood elf paladin back in highschool. I thought I'd look cooler if I had that same haughty body language.

Mostly I just looked autistic

>Also when I'm alone at home I sometimes run like animal on my feet and hands.
I do this when I run upstairs. I slap the stairs with my hands as I'm going up and I feel like a werewolf or something.

I used to do that too as a kid, then my belly grew too big

Doing this in public. I'd use it "appropriately" but still.

I used to pretend I was Kratos. I used 2 empty plastic bottles , attached a rope on both of them and then strung the ropes around my arm. I then pretended I was wallclimbing by ramming the bottles on our wall and making the autistic screams Kratos used to do. My family still makes fun of me to this day.

H-how old were you

I used to jump down stairs like Megaman and run like Sonic.

>dancing alone
>dad walks in
>yeah old man this is my groove
>playing wow a few days later
>dad walks in
>so that's where you got it from huh
>my mfw when

20. I used to do it when I was 14

this cant be real

meant for you

i used to run like the T-1000, people were impressed because i was the fastest in class

...jesus christ man. I could understand if you were like 9.
Do you have any disabilities? Brain damage or something? Lonely as a child?

>Got a group of buddies playing resident evil
>two of us was the survivors, the others are zombies
>zombies hide in the rooms of the building we're playing in
>turn off all the lights
>the two survivors starts in different locked bathrooms
>hear moans all over the building and no idea where the zombies are
>can't see shit
>finally got the balls to leave the bathroom and sees a zombie
>shoot it down to the floor
>too pussy to walk by it to grab the 'keycard'

Whistle videogame melodies

I still do that shit. Fuck you.

I used to try to sit like Johnny Rocketfingers because I wanted to be sup.

I tried it in school when I was sat near a girl I liked and the back of the chair was way too high and I clicked both my shoulders and nearly cried.

I wasn't cut out for the sup life.

Seems like a normal thing to do, desu

Why is Sup Forums so autistic?
I never did any of this shit

only song i used to whistle as a kid was the i just can't get enough song from eerie indiana

Learned how to play the song of storms on an ocarina.
Think i can do it still, but i dunno.

I used to pretend to have two personalities, one way cooler and calm than the other, like in Yu-Gi-Oh, with Yugi and YamiYugi.
I nodded my head down and get it up with a apocalypse now serious face.

I still cringe to this day.


Oh, and I also wore two "sports sweat band" on the arm, they were blue, because it was like Goku from DBZ.
And the reverse of those sweat bands were black, and I reversed them when I was angry, because it was reflective of how I felt.

that's funny i learned how to play
bolero of fire using my ass

Chuuni as fuck

>I reversed them when I was angry, because it was reflective of how I felt.
edgy as fuck

I used to run like guy from final fight/street fighter

I was 22 at the time

>Jhonny rocketfingers
Fuck user, talk about a blast from the past.

I can probably play through the fire and flames with your ass faggot

Yeah I tried to run across walls, yeah I hurt myself, yeah I did it multiple times. Whatcha gonna do about it?

I can vault long distances and wallrun thanks to watching Ninja Warrior.

I'm going to laugh at you.

i tried doing it also, always ended up doing unintentional flip jumps

vidya soundtracks are catchy. it's totally fine and normal to do that.

I repeat battle quotes from RPGs when I'm by myself I'm 25 years old and I still do it

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>play and know Mario 64
>stand outside in the grass
>it's summer
>act like I'm Mario while visibly breathing like he does and occasionally looking left and right while holding my arms down so they don't really touch my body and forming fists with my hands.

I used to try and walk the way Alucard does in SOTN but holy fuck, I looked like a complete retard.

Fuck you, I was a "special" kid.
Thankfully I'm cringe-free now.

>And the reverse of those sweat bands were black, and I reversed them when I was angry, because it was reflective of how I felt.

christ, this is some fedora neckbeard level shit.

I tried to flutter jump like Yoshi all the time.

I was like 9 or 10 so it's okay, r-right?

kek.

so you were basically doing some hyper paced nordic walking but without sticks.

actually, yeah.
it's only horrible if you're, I dunno, 16-22 years old and then still do that.

then it's Chris-chan tier autism galore shit.

I honestly believed that the Sega Megadrive/Genesis was better than the (S)NES/(su)fami and was ready to argue with anyone about it.

>be at school
>walking to next class
>bell is about to ring
>think of sonic spin dashing for some reason
>without thinking get on the ground and curl up into a ball
>start somersaulting repeatedly
>everyone in the hall immediately stops
>I am on the verge of tears
>open my mouth
>you're too slow
>you're too slow
>you're too slow
>keep repeating this as I somersault into class
>crying at this point
>everyone looks at me
>stand up trying to think of a way to save this
>teacher asks what im doing at the same time
>yell "sonic's the name, speed's my game!"
>start running in place with hands behind my back
>no one laughs
>storm out of class and run home
>explain what happened to my mom
>she laughs at me
>transfer schools

23+ is fine though

Wtf i did this too

>16-22 years old
Jokes on you, I'm 25.

NO. Don't stop trying. You can do it.

this didn't happen

I still occasionally to this day do that weird hand gesture Revolver Ocelot does in MGS3 when opening a conversation or directing s comment at someone. It's not even conscious anymore, don't think anyone has ever picked up on it though.

Wouldn't be the most autistic thing to get called out on, either.

Used to act out the GoldenEye death animations.

Is that Elijah Wood?

What is that from?

>my mfw when
>mfw = my face when
>my my face when when
wtf the fuck please stop doing this son

I used to try and run like Wanda from Shadow of the Colossus

if only

Top kek

Same.

>be like 12
>be on school swings, going high as fuck
>get ready to jump, think of super mario world
>think that if i run in the air like luigi I'll fly higher and further
>try it
>fuck it all up, completely mess the jump up
>twisted foot, popped knee and scrapes all over
>got to skip the schoolday in order to get fixed up by a doc
Fuck i was dumb.

How old were you?

It's a weird world, my friend

whenever i stand near walls i have an indescribable need to act like solid snake and hug them

Luigi doesn't do that in SMW

Oh come on, it was stupid but we all pretended to be video game charac---
>be like 12
Oh, hum, well.

I used to let the turd slide out a small bit to relieve the pressure and sometimes id wind up with skidmarks.
I had to be hospitalized for constipstion.
Now i have fucked up Pelvic floor muscles

Wilfred (US). Good show

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Wilfred

That's ok.

I used to do Karate, half-way through class I'd run into the toilet so I could "power up" like they do in Dragon Ball Z. My tutor walked in on me standing in the middle of the bathroom floor all tensed up and roaring. I never went back...

I-Is that too old to do stupid shit like that?

My friend and I would always play pretend Elder Scrolls at recess back when Oblivion was the only TES game we knew existed, until one day my friend decided we were too old to be doing that.
Cunt.

Nigger doesn't even want to play D&D with me now that we're older.

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Oh fuck user. This one was strong.
I used to do karate too because it was the only martial art available in my small town that looked like Dragon Ball.

Well it was Kyokushin, so mostly Kata, it was boring.

Eh, was some mario game. I remember his jumps being better in smw, and him being able to fly forever with the cape, though

>I-Is that too old to do stupid shit like that?
To wanting to do dumb shit like in video games? No.

To not differentiate those with the reality and the law of gravity, well, hum, a tiny bit.

And your friend is a dirty normie. Fuck him.

>2009
>played shit loads of dantes inferno (fuck you i liked it)
>in south california so there are those annoy ass palm trees everywhere
>dad got a tree scythe to clean it
you know exactly where this is going
>fuck around with like like dante
>doing his scythe moves all over the place (the ones that are humanly possible to do)
>[X] Punish aloe bush
>[Y] absolve aloe bush
>it took a year for the poor bush to grow back

what the fuck does this post mean? i've never heard of this game but what the fuck could holding your poop in have to do with anything??

Contrary to you I wouldn't let any out.
When I felt it pushing I would just keep it in and I would eventually end up sweating furiously. When I decided I would go to the toilet, however, I would have a hard time getting it out due to its size and hardness.
I too had to get to the hospital due to constipation once. That was like a wake up call for me and now I do not take it that far anymore

I talk alone
No really
Not the shit like pretending to do a video
I usually say stuff like "when I finish this quest, It would be a probably good idea to get another heal" and it goes to "holy shit I did it, Fucking awesome"
But the worse is when I start talking to the characters "fuck man I'm sorry" or "What the fuck are you doing"
for the same reason I mainly play rpgs

I emulated a lot of the animations in Banjo-Kazooie and OoT when I was little. Sometimes it embarrassed my parents. Thank God that kids will be kids and I outgrew it.

>tfw can't whistle

its been so long
>be on playground in old academy
>get a high place of the wooden castle, below was a horizontal pole
>decide to jump off and land on my feet on the pole
>instead of landing on my feet, land on my ball and a part of my right thigh
>People saw.
>for some reason didn't hurt, like i hit the pain threshold and couldn't feel a thing
>walked it off like i had balls of steel with a smug look
>spent rest of the day with a staticy feeling around my crotch and an inward curve on my right thigh for the rest of my life

I couldn't feel a thing in my crotch area for a few days.

>cringe-free
>browses Sup Forums

friend, i have bad news for the two of us

I do the Mass Effect Ryder shit eating grin whenever I win an argument.

>dantes inferno
I did two runs, user, it had a fantastic level design and the gameplay was okay.

I love the Divine Comedy. I have a tattoo quote of it.

holy kek user

>start doing shotokan karate at a young age
>become 1st dan at 13 years old
>four 1st place trophies for kata
>got my ass handed to me on the first day of secondary school
and they say kata is more important than kumite. i quit the day after.

I'm twenty and still act out my favorite scenes from vidya/movies
I talk to other characters while doing this, pretending that are in the same room as me
I use toy guns as prop and even make ones from cardboard if I want a specific weapon