Crash Thread

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whoa

>Sonyggers claim Mario is *BING* 1-UP WAHOO! *BING* shit for toddlers

>but WOAH UH OH P A N C A K E S ! Poochie Bandicoot is completely fine

? ? ?

fuck off with your console war bullshit

Crash charm is on his animation, just check him in the remake intro reacting like an anime or all his death animation. Mario as a character is more boring.

>including pancakes

lol didn´t even play Crash as Crash fans hate the PANCAKES line of modern Crash.

Fucking Christ.
Can't have a thread without console war shitters.

>DUDE ITS THE CHARM

what the fuck

you're literally just making shit up, there is NO difference

>not liking both

except pancakes that shit is an abomination

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What do you guys think?

Tried to fix Dr.N.Fluenza

>vicarious visions is making promotional renders for crash like naughty dog did

You literally didn´t even see any of his animation, you just google up his lines and mixed the line of worst Crash with original Crash.

There are people who like Crash more than Mario, deal with it.

pancakes huh

the entire plot of Mind over Mutant is mind control, why use pancakes of all things.

>The Crash Team
Nice try Vicarious Visions, we all know classic Naughty Dog is the real Crash Team Racing

Fuck off already, you keep trying to shit up every new Crash thread that comes out ever since the remakes were announced.

The fuck was his problem?

i never liked his design. the bog mouth, tongue hanging out, googly eyes. i like the "modern" designs only because he looks like less of an actual retard.

AND NOW

Surprisingly arousing.
help

t.nintendobabby

I remember reading a theory where he was a brilliant scientist from Hong Kong that drowned.

Crash Bandicoot 2 was the bad one. Prove me wrong.

Crash bandicoot villian power levels
Cortex-80,000,000
N.Tropy-72,000,000
N.Gin-68,000,000
N.Brio-61,000,000
Tiny-56,000,000
Dingodile-53,000,000
Komodo Joe-50,000,000
Komodo Moe-49,000,000
Koala Kong-46,000,000
Pinstripe Potaroo-42,000,000
Ripper Roo-37,000,000
Papu Papu-31,000,000

>watching Christmas Vacation with family on TV
>those pathetic attempts at censoring the dialogue
>scene where Cousin Eddie is emptying his RV's toilet into the sewers
>"Merry Christmas! .................. FULL!"

Why is CTR called teamnraing when in CNK it's actually all about being part of a team and the story mode is you choose team bandicoot or team evil? And there is also team Oxide and team N.Trance


What's full? I never liked those movies.

The original line was "Shitter was full!".

The attempts become genuinely hilarious at times. Near the ending where Clark's father is trying to counsel him, the word fuck gets replaced with tuck.

>tfw you tucked it all up