Controller is a fucking rectangle

>Controller is a fucking rectangle.

Why?

Much easier to stick up your ass that way.

Better than an oversized GBA.

doesn't that make it harder to stick it up your ass?

Looks round to me.

tiny jap hands

But you can detach them too for maximum YAHOO

That does look pretty bad. I hope they have some bundle with the actual controller at launch.

Was planning on Day 1-ing this shit because midnight console launches are fun as fuck but I lost my job so we will see.

If that gives you hand cramps you need more potassium. Even my 6'3 friend with big hands had no problem with the original 3ds.

This and the first xbox controller are the only controllers that fit my hands.

My friend used to make fun of me because I could hold the ps2 controller normally and press l2/r2 with my thumb.

I like split designs. I hope it is comfortable like that.

I'm 6'1 and I can't play for over an hour on the 3DS XL without my hands hurting. Nintendo makes horrible hardware.

Looks like my fingers will keep hitting each other behind it...

Pro controller will be mandatory and also sold separately. Nintendo are the biggest kikes in the industry

That's interesting to know. Even the xl 3DS makes my right hand feel asleep after an extended play session, so more bananas might be what the doctor ordered.

That sounds like a problem with your hands. Take some multivitamins regularly. Squeeze a stress ball.

Dunno man, work out a lot and I'm pretty fit. I can play Starcraft for hours at a pretty high APM and be fine, but the 3DS XL fucks my shit up. I think it's because it's so top heavy.

gay

Nintendo just has no interest in ergonomics. 3DSs are flat, square, unmolded devices. If you have normal hands, they're uncomfortable to hold for prolonged periods

I think fat people don't realize how uncomfortable they are because their hands are naturally padded

that's not a rectangle autismo

>I could hold the ps2 controller normally and press l2/r2 with my thumb.
I don't think you know what holding it normally means

Yes, from that position I can take my thumbs and press the l2/r2. They are long enough to do so.

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Do you have super long 4 jointed thumbs???

What's the big deal? You can hold a sandwich tightly and comfortably, can't you?

>not just holding the middle prong and right prong
Come on man.

>food analogy

Also, since when do you have to preform precise inputs on a sandwich?

Simple, familiar shapes (think squares, circles and triangles) are very comforting to autistic children. Nintendo knows its audience.

But then how would he reach the D pad which gets used in conjunction with the control stick in only 2 games?

Oh thats easy, you just dont play those games.

Because they just don't know what they're doing anymore.

Real controllers have curves! #EveryControllerIsBeautiful #XboxPhatControllerFTW #FatIsHealthy #Patreon

Here's your controller bro

>That D-pad.

le tiny dpad faec

daily reminder that the Switch is DOA and anybody who thinks otherwise has whatever is coming to them

So how big are those things anyway? they look like theyre about the size of those little games that used to come with Happy Meals from McD's.

maybe he's just a big guy

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B-but this is a christian board

You need to be 18 or older to post here

thats a plus button

>editing out the headphones

>rumors saying that SSBM will be a launch title
>playing SSBM on the Switch Controller

Top
Fucking
Wat

how you gonna hit Z my man?

Just thinking about how much smaller the Switch will be is making me happy. Nothing worse than trying to play on the bulky ass gamepad lying down in bed, I always end up just propping it up on my ribcage because if I hold up in the air it becomes a pain keeping it at a good angle when I switch between stick and buttons.

Nintendo has a habit of this. They've done it on three systems.

I rate this food analogy 8/10

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lol that thing is smaller than my dick

>lying on the internet

Lies. Nintendo console desingers have small hands.

what games?
seriously

The Switch is going to be a disaster just like the Wii U.

I'm starting to think that Nintendo intentionally make the controllers that come with the console not very good just so people end up buying some pro controllers to go with the console.

Looks alright.

with his dick

Its gonna feel weird playing with a tiny controller like that.

But then again, maybe it'll feel like playing smartphone games.

am I missing something?

what game only uses buttons and one analog stick

Any game with a fixed camera, Mario Kart in this case, also there are shoulder buttons.

Ever seen an nes controller?

Because Nintendo is retarded, they think gimmicks are enough to float a product and all other qualities be damned to support it. You want a comfortable controller? Too fucking bad, the controller needs to be detachable and portable.

Yeah... smartphone games... I sure love playing those.

>Handheld controllers are smaller than console controllers!!!

Water is wet. What's your point?

It has two shoulder buttons on the side that slides onto the Switch.
Could be used for any 3DS game that doesn't require the touch screen.

How are you suppossed to use bumpers while playing like this?

With the tips of your index fingers.

Why is the bottom of that wiimote covered in shit?

there are L and R buttons on the inside of the slot where you slide out the joycon

now what nintendo expects is you to turn your gameboy to the side and play on that half.

>mfw Nintoddlers are all children and manlets with tiny hands

Because of reasons.

Don't worry comrade the switch will fail
Fan boys will waste their money on it like the last 3 consoles Nintendo has shit out
Can't wait for them to leave the console industry, only a matter of time

Typical Nintendo cuck

Your parents ask why you're a fucking square everyday as well

I'm guessing Turok 2 and Rainbow 6.

>OP doesn't know basic geometric shapes

Switch looks awesome. I'm buying a pro controller because I have disposable income, but the JoyCons will probably come in handy in a pinch.