So it's finally arrived. Tell me what's inside

So it's finally arrived. Tell me what's inside.

2B figurine

>SAL
oh shit nigger what are you doing

Better be some mother fucking dragon dildos or you failed hard OP

Something stupid.

So it's finally here. Packaged for you.

>Amazon
>The box looks like it was kicked down a flight of stairs
Gotta love how shitty that company has become.

Next time you should black out your name and address, just saying

Who sent it? UPS?
Did you sit on it OP?

>SAL
Probably both.

>jp

A dildo.

Nah, something lame.

CGI panda movie

There's some Japanese air in the plastic bag.

>SAL

Not something you care about is my guess.

its always weeb shit

is its not weeb shit I will suck every dick in this thread

Amazon doesn't deliver the packages, dipshit.

is a super famicom?

Jar that air quick, you can sell it to weebs for a good price.

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video games!

What's wrong with SAL?

user, I've received packages from them where the contents were bent and crushed while the package itself was in pristine condition.

It's literally a warehouse that is in charge of things worth millions of dollars, but operates like an industrial factory.

dragon dildo

Amazon also doesn't fulfill every order. If you got fucked up shit, it probably came from an authorized seller. Either way, you would just get a refund AND a pristine version of whatever was broke, so I don't see what the problem is.

unusual thing

Hurry up you tiny erection of an OP. Are you taking these as you go?

>What's wrong with SAL?
First time using SAL i assume?

Eventually you will understand why paying for EMS is a must.

>Update
TRAINFAG SPOTTED

bingo!

Densha de GO! type 2 usb controller. It can be used with all Densha de GO! games on PS2 and even has a rumble feature. That's it.

Not really. I always order my weebshit with insured SAL and never had any problem with it.

wew

i have no fucking idea what this is

That's kinda cool.

It's clearly a controller

But for what game(s)?

>muh EMS

Registered SAL works just fine, you impatient twit

Train controls

weeb games?

>Wanting to wait something for months

I work at Amazon. We treat packages like shit because conveyors get flooded and boxes fall on the floor and then get thrown, crushed, stepped on

Well if you said it then it must be true

>tfw EMS goes up to 25000Y where i live
JUSTO

>Here's your controller bro

I worked at an fulfilment centre and nobody gives a fuck due to strict numbers you need to meet.

when will the yen weaken, bro?

A weapon to destroy Metal Gear.

That's not a dragon dildo

TRAINS MOTHERFUCKER

>Up to 1600Y here
And im in a third world country.
Where the fuck you live?

Back to trainweb.org

>Not exotic Japanese dildos

Why do people even bother to unbox things on Sup Forums anymore?

"surpass," dummy

Does it have an adapter for blowjobs?

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Much like their reported rape numbers, their economic status would most likely change overnight with the UN actually auditing them.

its a controller for train conductor sim game "densha de go" by taito

japs eat that shit up apparantly

Every unboxing thread ends with some dick webms, I'm just waiting on it.