Deadly Premonition

About to play this for the first time. What am I in for?

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FK in your coffee

should've watched the best friends LP instead, mate.

discourse about dvd bonus features

Fuck off retard.

A wild rideKill yourself my guy

I'm not sure.

What do you think Zach?

the sinner sandwich

watch twin peaks

cry harder, faggots.

a fucking journey of body and mind.

I am in the 3rd chapter and still have no idea what I am doing

Very poor gameplay.

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>Durr hurrrrrr
>Fuck off, retard
OWNED. CRY HARDER, FAGGOTS.

so were you born this much of a faggot or did it take years of practice

Do you like seeds, user

Do you like putting them inside people?

Good game
Don't play on PC
Game is literally unplayable and the fix only works for a select few , the "works for me :)" of patches

>you watch someone else play it instead of playing it yourself

nu-Sup Forums everyone

It's like Twin Peaks except actually good. The graphics are kind of bad but other than that everything about it is awesome. The Directors Cut has combat that's easier than the easiest difficulty in the original release since it doesn't matter whatsoever, you will never die except to a QTE maybe. Just enjoy the ride.
>on a videogames board for enthusiasts of playing videogames
>"hurr why don't you just watch it on youtube with a couple of fat numales screaming over the top about le fart gas gullygully fireaxe"
This isn't The Last of Us faggot, DP is a patrician stuff that cannot be fully experienced simply by watching on YouTube. I bet you're the kind of moron who acts like this game is only bad for the meme factor and being "so bad it's good" because you can't appreciate it properly. Just like EDF 4.1, everything about it is amazing except for the PS2 graphics which you apparently find it impossible to look past and need to attibute its appeal to something other than just plain being a good fucking game.

No bikes.
Also a perfect waifu.

supergreatfriend's is better.

expect a good time OP. unless you're playing the PC version.

The Pickles.

Twin Peaks for weebs

I'm not 11

>A wild ride

I can already tell from the intro

is it fun?

I'm ok with that

how does it run on PS3? I am playing on PC, I guess we'll see what happens

sounds great. i was looking for something that would keep me hooked since I'm spending a lot of time at home.

>all that shit
you cannot honestly be telling me you thought the gameplay was good

Really terrible controls.

No.

You have good taste. SGF is the best.

Red Seeds Profile is a 100x better name for this game, it's relevant to the plot of the game and actually makes it seem interesting and appealing. Deadly Premonition sounds like a shovelware horror game on the Wii.
It takes about 20 hours to complete doing the minimum amount possible. With all of the collectables and unlockable stuff and minigames it could take you double that.
It runs like absolute shit on PS3, usually low 20s but sometimes when you pick up an item it drops to literally less than one frame per second. PC version is much better if you can get it to actually work.

>how does it run on PS3? I am playing on PC, I guess we'll see what happens
PS3 version runs attrociously.
I finished it on PC, but it's kinda buggy (at least when I played it and I doubt they shat out more patches since).
For some shooting sequences you just need a gamepad because it's unplayable with M+KB.
There are some enemies that crawl on the wall and it will take you forever to do it with M+KB.

However, the game is finishable.

Run okay for ps3
The game is not that we'll optimized for any platform but PC is just really bad

The only patches that work is the AA patch

>is it fun?

It was boring at first, the story is kind of good, and It has some Residen Evil and Silent Hill vibes but is not that good as said games.

Yes the gameplay is good, in the same way that Animal Crossing's gameplay is good. Obviously the combat is just budget RE4 with melee weapons, but driving around talking to people, solving puzzles, managing your inventory and money, buying stuff, unlocking weapons and suits, talking to people, looking in windows, all of that is good shit. Very comfy and immersive indeed.

I 100% the game on PC. Get dpfix if you haven't. The only real issue I had was constant crashing at certain parts. It got really frustrating and I'd have to keep stopping to find a workaround. I hope you have a better time with it.

>What am I in for?
A unwiedly,unfriedly game that'll lose a lot of your time
A fun game as well.

A beautiful broken baby

A really shitty episode of Twin Peaks directed by John Waters.

A bad, yet great game.
Protip: there's no time limit, so do as much side stuff to your heart's content.

>watching people play a game instead of experiencing it for yourself
Yeah it sure is fun listening to some annoying faggots that never shut up.

You're in for a good time user. Highly recommend doing at least some of the side quests too. Although you can unlock fast travel early on, part of the enjoyment of the game are the car conversations. Chapter select is your friend should you want to do missed side quests or timed events like lunch with Thomas.
Enjoy the ride.

>unless you're playing the PC version.

I am :/

it being broken is part of the charm

>fast travel
What? Really? Fuck.

The best sandwich you could imagine.

Okay so I'll stick with the Steam version. Thank you.

I'm digging it so far

>Get dpfix if you haven't

Will do. thanks.

awesome

>Protip: there's no time limit, so do as much side stuff to your heart's content.

Nice. I hate feeling rushed with games that have a lot to explore

Thanks a lot

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Yes user. Without spoiling too much, you pick up a white flower when it's raining (locations are scattered throughout the map, but you need only one flower) and deliver that to a character during a specific time. You'll get a radio that allows you to travel at any time to any location you've visited. It makes doing most of the side quests a breeze. Granted you will be forced into your car for story specific moments.

The best soundtrack in videogames.

>i'm not 11
>but I can't form an opinion myself, please tell me what I should think about the game

Kill yourselves.

Played through it in summer 2014, but I have no clue if I did this.

Wanting to hear opinions from people who have played the game, because I enjoy discussing video games on a board about video games =/= watching some obnoxious manchild play a video game while you eat doritos

What happens if you skip an event? Will it be avalible next day?

What do you do when you are out of fuel and is midnight?

>physx
Man, at some point in my playthrough I had to REINSTALL THAT GARBAGE EVERY TIME BEFORE STARTING THE GAME

>I enjoy discussing video games, but god forbid someone discusses the video game in a video

youtube.com/watch?v=3KVGpq7ovJA
YOU ARE CONSCIENCE OF MY INNOSENSE

discussing it is not the same as playing the game in its entirety while talking.

Are you truly retarded or are you just doing it for attention?

If you don't do a story event within the time slot that it's available, then you can do it the next day, and the next day, and the next day, ect ect.

>What do you do when you are out of fuel and is midnight?
You get fucked nerd.

Or just use your flares.

The latter is a commentary. Discussion requires multiple participants, not a single person commenting as they play through the game.

>I enjoy hearing the opinions of other people
>but god forbid they do so while playing the game at the same time
You're just some autist that jump on Sup Forums bandwagons. I mean, that's the reason why you bought the game in the first place.

>that fucking song

>but god forbid they do so while playing the game at the same time
Pretty much. It's even worse when they talk during cutscenes.

>calling other people autistic

ok friend

Do the quest for the Talkie-walkie and car repair as soon as you can, i think it's chapter 6 after the city reunion at the theater.

Make the game less a chore when exploring.

Oh no, not the amazing cutscenes of Deadly Premonition!
By the way, pic related is the last boss, and the police chief is the raincoat killer. Have fun!

You're one cruel man.

Yes, they can talk all they want during the 10-20 min 'boss' fights, but bot during the info dumps.

>implying I give a shit about spoilers

You are literally the biggest faggot I have ever seen in my entire time on this website. Sincerely kill yourself you nigger.

Why'd you even enter this thread if you clearly don't like DP?

Just wanted to talk about your wittle e-celebs friends?

And before I forget, York is actually a split personality of Zach, triggered from childhood trauma of seeing his mother getting killed in front of him.
hey man, OP wanted me to talk about the game. it's not my fault he makes threads about games he didn't play.
So, you're gonna play DP for the gameplay? That's fucking hilarious. You truly don't know shit about the game, why did you even buy it?
Do you need a tampon?
I just wanted to shit on OP for opening shit threads like this.

you're still a faggot though

>So, you're gonna play DP for the gameplay? That's fucking hilarious. You truly don't know shit about the game, why did you even buy it?


I'm interested in the story, but with the way the internet is I've become desensitized to spoilers. People will always ruin shit.

Don't blame OP for your butthurt.

Then have fun, my man. Pic related dies at the very end. Zach doesn't get to bang her. sad.

Iiiiii dreammmmmm of yoooooooou

Rarely have I seen such an edgy attention-whore.

>I just wanted to shit on OP for opening shit threads like this.
Like it or not it's a way to start discussion, faggot.

I'm honestly amazed you were able to keep up with the plot since those e-celebs never shut up.

he needs counseling. if this is his way of coping, then i'm here to help :^)

>giving the kid throwing a tantrum attention
You guys would make terrible parents.

>all these faggots getting mad at me

>implying any of us would even become parents
We were destined to fail, it's why we're on this website.

We should all take a moment and learn from Swery.

>we're on this website.
Even more of a reason to learn how to deal with children.

>/v ends up being the best guide to being a parent

I should have known

Do the controls on PC get any better with an Xbox 360 controller?

Well shit, you've got a great point.

You'll probably wanna hook up that controller.

>You'll probably wanna hook up that controller.

I don't have a wired one yet. Probably will be buying one next week.

Do you have a PS3/4 controller?
You can use that if you set up the SCP driver package.

The game to not fucking work unless you're a console pleb

I have both, actually.