You never went NUCLEAR

>you never went NUCLEAR

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>that time you went nuclear on somebody who didn't really deserve it
s-sorry

I went nuclear
And now regret it like this user

>Have a good day.
>Remember MGSV.
>Mood ruined.

literally me every day

You feel it too

Word. Most disappointing piece of media I've ever consumed. Kojima and Konami can go fuck themselves.

This had so much potential.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE, V!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SURPASS CHAOS THEORY AND BRING STEALTH BACK TO THE UNIVERSE!

>piece of media I've ever consumed

Nigga, who talks like that?

>Not Your Kind of People wasn't a music tape in MGSV
>NUCLEAR wasn't a music tape in MGSV

Alextime Aleksey makeev is real life Nuclear Snake.
I think Kojima should pay for plagiarism

>tfw the trailers showed off literally every single cutscene in the game

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I wish I could go back in time and stop this game from being made

>tfw playing the hospital chapter and getting hyped for whats to come
>tfw playing the Kaz rescue mission and getting a huge boner for an open world mgs game
>mfw the rest of the game happens

Why couldn't we have gotten game with 5-6 GZ sized maps.

WHY

I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from getting so excited for it

>and arranged them in a incredibly misleading manner

>Worm hole technology is canon.

I wish I could go back in time and kill myself the day before release.

The hype was the best part.

Has Sup Forums always been full of melodramatic faggots or is that a recent acquisition?

It was meant to be a joke in the game. Like Solid Snake's infinite ammo bandana in MGS2, or The Boss' infinite ammo Patriot in MGS3.
Konami just went full retard and used it as a major plot point for their spin-off shit.

I wish I could go back in time and jizz on the Mona Lisa

but user i did and it changed my life forever
i wouldn't recommend it

What was so bad about MGS5 that made you think that?

Camp Omega ended up being a much better level than anything in Phantom Pain.

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>End of first semester of college
>Really cute girl introduces herself to me
>She had a crush on me the entire semester
>We end up hanging out a lot, playing vidya nad watching anime
>We start to fuck every time she comes over (about 4 months in)
>This goes on for about a year and a half, we get called "the cute couple" by everyone
>But she had problems
>Major anxiety problems
>I was a bit of a self centered asshole at the time
>One day I go off on her when she was being particularly depressive
>Screaming and crying match
>She leaves for her parent's house
>I go to bed
>Get a call from her father
>"She's in the hospital...you need to be here, now."
>Holy shit what happened
>Adrenaline pumping like a motherfucker, never been more scared in my life
>I get there, she's in the bed with the most blank expression I've ever seen on another human being
>She was pregnant
>was
>She mis-carried due to stress
>End up breaking up
>This resulted in me dropping out of college and getting a part-time at Aldi's
>She moved back in with her parents, finished school, and is now a NEET last I saw of her
>She has developed an eating disorder (and was always skinny to begin with) and has problems connecting with people, hasn't been in a relationship since me
>I haven't either, life is going nowhere
>Still occasionally talk to her parents, her father, while a stern man, maintains contact with me since he knows that despite me having been an asshole I was crushed by the mis-carriage and events that followed

I'm sorry, Elise. I just want to die every day.

I'm pretty sure that when Kojima talked about "the taboo that could cause him to have to leave the industry" he was referring to releasing such a shit game and nobody wanting to hire him anymore afterwards.

holy fucking shit, user

Fuck, man...

Ach, fick dich weg, Bernd.

Just try to talk to her again, man. It can't be that bad since it must have been a while ago and things must have changed in the process. I guess you can help her get back on track again if you try.

what was the fight like? I can't imagine how bad it must have been

Shit dude. Shit.

>the best part of MGSV were the trailers leading up to it's release

Is there a single character more pathetic and annoying than Huey?

user ,while this is probably bullshit, you realize you can "save" her right? Quit being a faggot and fix the women you fucked up due to being a cunt

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Because that would have been a good idea and each MGS has to have a balance of good ideas and terrible ideas

cool story bro. I'm sure feelfags will reply to this work of fiction tho

God damn you sure are an asshole, user.

>things that never happened

congrats to all the stupid fucks who replied

Is that George Michael?

>loss.jpg

Was this really necessary?

literally slapping your fans in the face inside a game they bought

You little bitch

I just hate this picture, the thought of that cat being so dejected and scared that it just lays there getting sprayed by the chemicals, it fucking hurts man

>you will never be choked by Quiet

>and getting a part-time at Aldi's
and thats the point where it all went wrong

I feel like I want to do this, really badly in fact, I just don't know how to start talking to her again after what I did. I can't even fathom how I could be forgiven, so I don't know if it's even worth it to try.

I wish with every fiber of my being that this was just a story. I really do.

what chemicals you autist

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Are you trying to give me a fucking seizure user?

Have a (You), you fucking attention whore.

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Stop shitting up quality vidya threads with your soap opera shit.

Just off yourself if you can't deal with it, faggot.

Fuck dude, my condolences

wait what

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>I'm already a demon
>except not really

Also, fucking hilarious how Kaz and the others bring those African child soldiers to Mother Base, only for them to turn on their hosts and steal their shit.

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>All these fucking newshits in this thread.

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Talk to her father about it and shit, tell her you're sorry, the reason why you did it and that if she ever needs help she can count on you. This is the first step, from there on you'll know what to do.
Also if you have something metal gear related share it with us.

welcome to life, just move on nigger.

user, you should try to reconcile with her.

Who was in the wrong here?

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obviously the user who posted it

the girl did nothing wrong and i feel awful for her

was that a tapeworm

it's over lads.

reddit has taken over

what did he mean by this

Oh fuck off we already have enough metal gear threads on Sup Forums, especially V related.
They all end up having the same discussions of
>4 sucks
>i feel le phantom paine xD
>pacinko fuck konami amirite?
>nobody talks about Survive
It's nice to at least have something for a change in between threads

>Feeling sorry for a cunt

It was her fault for hiding her pregnancy

Also her fault for being such a wreck of a human being than she accidentally killed a child by being a spineless anxious autist.

Good, I hope you both commit suicide

That's because some white CIS test tube baby tricked them into stealing like a funding kike.

Srsly it's happening irl now

if you don't want to talk about video games it is you that should fuck off

what the fuck is a video game

Ironic you say that since you're most likely a virgin dissapointment who's either in army because he couldn't find a job or a mcdonalds floor cleaner

THIS IS THE ENEMY

>he tells me to talk about video games or fuck off
>on a board that's talking about everything but video games
Laughing my ass of here, mate

oh god what the fuck

this is demented

comedy gold.

Its things like this that make me believe god exists because nothing could be this horrible without intelligent design.

top banter tBh

>all the atrocities that put him on the radar in Metal Gear 1 never actually happened

this is sad, he could have fucked that cripple girl then defaced her art.
Would have made for a better story desu.

Ahh, things that make my blood boil in the morning. Nice one Sup Forums

No user, there's no intelligent design, the universe is just a piece of shit.


One day I'll blow that fucker up.

>this is sad,
I know, ri-
>he could have fucked that cripple girl then defaced her art.
You motherfuckers can be really sick, you know.

>Diamond Dogs feature heavily in game
>play Man Who Sold The World instead of Diamond Dogs


WHY NOT BOTH?

Read it as
>deficated on her face
for some odd fucking reason

hownew.ru

user...

well the idea is better, imagine shitting in her leg holes or something.

could have done that too