Find ONE Flaw

Pro-tip, you can't.

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Shit, your pro-tip is right

It was too hard

git gud

shows how flawed YOU are famalam

the tracks were mostly straight lines
the use of lives is archaic
the voice acting is beyond shit
the roster is unbalanced as fuck

one flaw not 4 samefag

That's what I thought, then I played hard and got good. When you finally unlock everything, that satisfaction.

The final word in going fast still.

Story Mode Chapter 7

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FARUKON

It's not X.

The physics are broken

care to elaborate?

YOU BETTER HAVE A LICENSE FOR THAT MACHINE, CREEP

The voice acting one actually works as a decent complaint.
Everything else is sadly utterly perfect.

Only broken in ways which make the game even better though. Well ok, I give you snaking. That shit should never be in a game.

too fast

If you can't beat story mode mission 6 on ultra difficulty, you don't know SHIT about video games.

PAUNCH

Horribly frustrating rubber banding AI, ESPECIALLY on harder difficulties, I nearly fucking killed myself over trying to complete chapter 3 on very hard.

no sequel

Daily reminder that Capitain Falcon has outraced God.
He's canonically faster than omnipresence

A large portion of the vehicles are downright awful and the stats lie for nearly every single one.

not him but physics could be kind of fucked on maps with grooves in the track, I remember a couple times just shooting off the map when traveling over them at high speed

how do they lie?

Lives need to make a comeback. losing has no consequences.

It's too hard. For me.

It's a shame. I like everything else about F-Zero. The gameplay the music the characters ect ect.

I just can't play worth shit. I feel bad.

No Online Racing
No HD version for the Switch.

Too fast.

Boost rating off the top of my head.

Boosts have different strengths, depending on the vehicle, but they also have different duration.

The ratings don't take that into account.

Another example I can think of is the Big Claws's grip rating. Which is A rank, but it loses grip very quickly.
Meanwhile the Fire Stingray, only has B grip, but you'll never lose grip. unless you're traveling uphill.

>Big Claw
Big Fang, I mean.

But that's the most fun part. One time, i was going with phoenix at dragon slope, i went so fast that i started flying in a straight line and the machine crashed with the other side of the track.

The difficulty is massive bullshit because the computer cheats so much. I got good but it was way too frustrating, I would have preferred an easier difficulty that didn't unlock anything instead of throwing bullshit at you from the get go

My favourite is probably Little Wyvern, vehicle is decent and looks cool.

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if you use the acro lynx-G4 you're a scrub

howe 2 build, let me try.

Wanted to post this

Art style went from hard-shaded comic style to plastic superhero style, it's like going from Comix Zone to Space Channel 5.

Music wasn't as good as X either.

Really shitty rubberbanding.

I can't even beat chapter 3 on default.

What are some tips for getting good?

I'd like to preface this by saying that I totally respect your opinions but I also want to keep this thread going because I love the franchise.

>the tracks were mostly straight lines
Most tracks had curves everywhere.

>the use of lives is archaic
Use of lives means losing has actual consequences.

>the voice acting is beyond shit
the cheesiness fits with the hammy tone of the game.

>the roster is unbalanced as fuck
This is true but it's still possible to beat master mode with even the worst machines.

>Art style went from hard-shaded comic style to plastic superhero style, it's like going from Comix Zone to Space Channel 5.
this is debatable. Personally I preferred the aesthetics of GX.

>Music wasn't as good as X either.
I thought it was better.

>Really shitty rubberbanding.
Only in Story Mode. Grand Prix mode has none.

Go fast, learn to take sharp corners fast, use the ramps to cut corners everywhere at high speed.

I'm always surprised that people think Nintendo developed this game.

Who?
Everyone knows Amusement Vision and Sega developed it.

he's not bareback fucking me in the ass

F-Zero X was 80/90's comics. GX is 00 comics with a more japanese flair

Eh, the aesthetic thing just is a lot cooler to me on X. It and the music fit together way more, it made perfect sense that you'd have this really fast game with metal and rock music with song titles like "The Long Distance of Murder" with that art style.

Then you go to GX, everything is just really plastic and goofy. Even Captain Falcon gets summed up with saving a baby from being hit by a train or car or something and ripping his pants. And it had a lot of electronic music instead.

Not at all my cup of tea. Especially when Redline came out and is way closer to that grungy F-Zero X stuff than GX was.

F-Zero X and original is 2000AD.

I took max speed, drift fast around every corner, cut as much corners with the ramps while I make sure the nose is pointing downwards to maintain speed, and I'll never hit the side of the track at all.

I can maintain 1st place on the first and second laps but the AI goes ham. I am only mortal. I saw a video on how to beat it but it almost looked like a TAS, the guy was flying through the air while snaking and getting massive boosts, he overlapped the guy in last place.

Whats up with the (You)s, why am I getting dotted lines?

>Whats up with the (You)s, why am I getting dotted lines?
Hiro turned them off temporarily. At least I hope it's temporary.

good riddance

this game is literally perfect.

dr. stewart's image training alone makes the game a 10/10.

>Complete and unlock everything I can in GX
>Memorycard corrupts over time
>Complete the Grand Prix and Storymodes in all cups and difficulties again
>Memorycard corrupts again

I am 'not' putting myself through all that a third time.
Now I have a modded Wii where I can backup my saves, but still.
No. Not again. Just no.

Just use cheats at that point. You've got nothing to prove

Not on Steam yet.

its not X
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>dark SCHNEIDER

>WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

The music is MILES worse than X's.

F Zero X = Running Man
F Zero GX = Redline

>Deathborn
>Bane Thord

What did they mean by this?

F-Zero is dead.
Feels horrible.
I have a bad feeling Star Fox and Metroid are dead too.

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Miyamoto wants to make another Star Fox

>miyamoto
Might as well not make it then, he nearly innovated the series to death with Zero.

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nintendos been dead for a while now unfortunately

Not Wipeout

you mean the poor man's f-zero?

>Dear Nintendo
Idiot.

If poor man means that its actually fun, then yeah.

power ups are for kart racers

nothing say fun like a powerup that makes the game literally play itself

There's no sequel.

I want to make Jody my wife.

Does anyone has a rip of that music from this cutscene?
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Who else here actually beat story mode? I only just beat the final boss last year. It was pretty easy with I lowered top speed for acceration.

Its gonna be FOURTEEN (14) YEARS OLD THIS YEAR
FUCK YOU NINTENDO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>not Mrs. Arrow

The Arcade Machine is insanely hard to find nowadays.

SAVE JODY

But she's already married.

I'll save her, with my dick.

You know the more I play X and GX, the more I realize that there is some bizarre professional wrestling feel to the entire series. Especially GX. The Interviews and the story mode have this Kayfabe atmosphere to them.

>Nintendo actually fixed the deadzone issues in F-Zero X on the Wii U Virtual Console.
It's actually playable now. I'm very surprised.

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It's not as fast as melee.

holy shit, you're right.
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a wrestling game would be an interesting spin-off. i'd buy that for a dollar.

It's on Gamecube

>Captain Falcon is the Roman Reigns of F-Zero.

artificial difficulty

literally what

It's about Kate.

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>nigger

No nipples

Where's the nipples Falcon

Sheet, Cap'n Falcoon look for mah black azz on da tracks! *speeds away in Afro Racer*

all of you are wrong

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