DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS...OR FOOD?

DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS...OR FOOD?

no, fuck off and let me do things

You've received a new quest card!

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher.

I TOLD YOU I WOULD NOT BE SO EASILY DEFEATED, HERO

HERO YOUR HEALTH IS LOW WHAT'S THAT?

[quote from old man about food that I keep forgetting]

he says "watch that"

first fable is best fable
anyone who says otherwise is a casual

TRY TO GET YOUR COMBAT MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER!

fuck off baldy i dont need you chiming in everytime I get a 2x thing going

You can't handle my potions

I always thought he says what's that as if something off-screen caught his attention

Fable 2 was singlehandedly ruined by having no end boss.

I have this as my message notification on my cell phone

>kill the nigger
>cuck her brother
>whoop his ass
>kill him later and steal his soul

Tlc was awesome

Reaver more than made up for it, I think.

...now I'm going to do this. I'm sorry for being an unoriginal git.

>tfw they fucked up on the remake
All they had to do is make it look better but they somehow fucked that up.

...

>tfw used to beat the mayor of bowerstone senseless in her bedroom each night after I married her

God I had so much fun with this

Remember Whisper?
>be first day at hero school
>spent all night crying because you watched everyone you know and love get torn to shreds and raped by bandits
>"IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!"
>Open your eyes to see a fish faced hoodrat hunkered over you
>oh god, am I about to get mugged?
>Starts shitting on you for the most traumatic night of your life making you cry
>You feel worse than you ever felt possible as she forces you to run as she zips past your white ass through a place you've never been.
>It's your first day, where are we going? It's not like you have a little map with a marker telling you where to go.
>Finally reach the old man who was kind to you last night, Maze is nowhere to be found.
>The old man looks at the girl then back at you.
>He smiles a sad, knowing smile.
>Then he hands you a stick.
>"First lesson today, beat the ever loving fuck out of Whisper."

He was the real hero, for making that little boy feel less scared and alone.

I DID watch my health, Guildmaster, I always did.
Thank You.

Can't say I agree. There are some things I prefer aesthetically about the original but overall the graphical improvements are well worth having a few things I think look better.

Not to mention additional equipment so I can look like JoB and Scythe and shit.

maze did nothing wrong
jack did nothing wrong

>Fable Lost Chapters is great.
>2 and 3 both worse.
>Series dies.
It shouldn't have ended like this.

Why the fuck isn't Fable 2 on PC Jesus Christ the Xbox 360 sounds like a jet plane taking off I don't want to have to get it out.

I don't give a shit about anything evil or whatever they might've done, but they fucked up when they took my mother.