"Hey male friend why do you play as a female in every single game?"

>"Hey male friend why do you play as a female in every single game?"
>"I don't want to look at a male's ass all game"

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I wanna be one.

I wanna feel loved

>H-h-eh, totally not gay!"

>play female character in mmo
>autists follow, stalk and constantly bother you so that you will acknowledge them
There's also the benefit of free handouts from these degenerates but I'm not that social or patient enough to exploit/deal with them

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This is a legitimate reason

>Play as a male character because i dont wanna stare at a girls ass all day
>Lmao what a lesbian

Why are people so mean ;-;

Female characters get better costumes

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>it's another my MMO character HAS to be a self-insert episode
Sometimes you just wanna make a girl character

It also means you are a legit shit player.

Anyone who spends the whole game staring at their character's ass, regardless of gender, is fucking trash and I don't want you on my team.

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I don't get this meme
Elaborate please

>Play Tera as a boring ass male human
>Turns out I'm the one who's different from the norm

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At least admit you are gay, like I do.

Faggot.

Good luck with that when the newfags here don't even know how to sage or what it does

being attacted to females is quite the opposite of being gay

Lurk moar, newfag.

I want to make up for the fact that I don't interact with girls in real life.

I play a female because they're more aesthetically pleasing and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

If anyone asks if I'm a dude I tell them straight and don't give them any bullshit.

I just pick whoever looks cool. If it has CC I base it on armor or clothing should there be exclusive sets.

That group isn't even active anymore, the guy graduated college already.

Oh ok buddy I'll try, and thanks for calling me a newfag, got me good

Girls are cute and I like looking at girls.

>only play male
>only choose the biggest, burly body type with tons of muscles and body hair
>always make them a bald, bearded grandpa barbarian with a super pissed off face
>rampage throughout the world as the Old Man Rage
>not even gay, just think old man warriors are super badass

>op would rather look at some virtual girl that's really a dude instead of their own character made to their specific preference
You're pretty gay op.

I'm currently playing as a muscular old guy with super long hair and a beard in Dragon's Dogma.

>Game is in first person
>can look down and see breasts

>I wanna be one.

What does that exactly mean? How would a man know what its like to be a girl?

You're an all right guy, user.

It's like being a kid.

they're not satisfied with their lives as men so they think life is greener on the other side. some just stick to playing female characters, others move on to become trannies and living a nonstop lie.

>have to look at your tits to check your health

what games do this?

thank you, user

Trespasser.

Both sides of the argument are valid. This thread has no point.

Where are the shitpost threads complaining about constant male choices?
That's even more gay

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it originated on /fit/

Alien Isolation

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males playing females is a large red flag

>main character is male
>want him to fuck all the bitches
>main character is female
>I want every male character who even glances at her to die in horrible agony

>you will never be a pair of floating boobs with a single arm

Good thing I don't have any friends/family to call my own then.

>in games where you can basically be anything he doesn't play a variety of races/species or genders

I bet you meticulously make your character look like you too.

reminder that being insecure about this is the only reason it would be a problem

i just like female characters, i think they're cooler, and i don't have to justify it for any other reason because i don't lack confidence

>just think old man warriors are super badass
I feel the same.

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If I go Ranger/Archer I always end up basically making an Aragorn look-alike.

Mage it's 50/50 between Gandalf or "slutty witch"

Warriors I always make Male, Paladins or Priests I don't mind either gender

>its an fps
>no player viewmodel

>spoonfeeding

I just like cute girls

rajyaki is my waifu

>"I don't want to look at a male's ass all game"
Why do people have to sexualise every damn thing? You guys can't even play a game without being a horndog?

Do you like to look at old man ass?

they don't actually sexualize them.

They are just scrambling for excuses.

Anything in plate is better as a man, boobplates annoy me.

I like playing as a chick because I can go around wearing pretty dresses and jewellery and shit.
Not something I can do as a balding 35 year old male.

That you're a closet homo who doesn't want to be distracted by man ass?

Because vindictus has the classes locked to certain genders

>play a girl character
>i wish i was a girl
anybody else know this feel

Tongue-tease my terrible turd-topped taint you twat. This isn't your secret club, maggot.

Man I wish I was a girl.
I'd either look like my mom or my grandma on my dad's side. So I'd either be thicc or petite and at that point I'd just have to stay in shape and bam I'd be set for life cause someone would wanna marry me.

But I'm a dude, so whatever. Guess I'll just keep going to college.

>If you don't like dude's asses, you must be secretly gay!

This is how stupid pro-gay propaganda is.

We've had this same fucking thread 80 billion times, it's obviously agenda pushing.

And here I'll save time on you calling me Sup Forums.

They are but I'd still prefer to be a cute little girl who can level armies without a slightest bit of effort.

Just as odd of a juxtaposition but much more aesthetically pleasing along the way.

Pic related, the real reason.
Once a real man holds them down and hits their prostate with his dick, they will give up the act.

>want to play a chick dressed in outfits that appease a fetish of mine
>can't actually play because I'm either constantly fapping and unable to stop or unable to justify why my character would be wearing what she is without some reasonable excuse to satisfy my lore-abiding autism
I've been stuck by an armor and cooking workbench at the Red Rocket for a year because of this; I even still boot the game somewhat regularly, like at least once every two weeks. My save has 104 hours and 101 of those have been spent trying to convince myself to actually play the game and have my character wear what my dick wants without having to immediately appease the crazy thing or give into my autism.

Girls are cute.

Next question.

Answer to all your questions: autogynephilia

yep. then I just decided to be a girl

should all try it

too

Sup Forums being a secret club is what made it good in the first place. As it got bigger, with more anons not understanding the unspoken culture because they don't lurk before posting, the quality went down. Chanology, Fappening, and Gamergate (regardless of your or my stance on whether these were good or bad) made Sup Forums drastically worse for a time after.

The "lurk more" attitude means only the people who are actually interested are going to stay around, as opposed to unfunny low-effort shitposters who pick up the meme as soon as it gets spoonfed to them, then endlessly spam it till it's no longer funny.

Not him by the way.

I'll play as male if he looks like a cool alpha male. If he's a total dweeb then I'm picking the girl.

Wish they'd put out more works, either vanilla or trap I don't give a shit.

>at that point I'd just have to stay in shape and bam I'd be set for life
thats all you have to do as a guy though. have a decent face and work out every once in a while aand bam pussy

I want a boy to hit my prostate with his dick...

Sauce pl0x

>play as a male: you're gay
>play as a female: you're gay

What do?

Nekama Circa-chan

But you have to work.

All bitches gotta do is stay in the kitchen, suck cock and spend their husband's cash.

Imagine writing all of that just for me to let you know I didn't read it

Stop making your guy characters so gay looking

Suck cock and present my ass to boys!

you're gay

Play as a girl (male).

You obviously read most of it, user. Anyway I don't give a fuck about you in particular, someone who doesn't post will read it, and ten seconds of my time is no big.

>"I don't want to look at a male's ass all game"
This is how you know they're insecure about their sexuality or otherwise ashamed of playing as girls for some reason. The correct answer is "I like looking at cute girls".

Play as a sadistic futa

"Because they're cute."
Because I have agp and want to be the little girl but am not mentally ill enough to be trans.

Please tell me the IRC crew is no longer a thing. I was just thinking about how awful Siztra's reign over Sup Forums and Sup Forums was earlier when everyone was circlejerking over Quentin and Lanced Jack in another thread. Siz fucked destroyed Sup Forums.

Nice picture OP

Autogynephilia is the "I'm agnostic, not atheist! I don't have that hat!!" of the lgbt community

Tell vocal faggots to fuck off and stop shilling their mental illness on a video game board.

If your game is worth a damn, you won't even look at your player character at all because you're distracted by all the GAMEPLAY.

What does that even mean.

Probably an overly complicated fedora argument.

>Autogynephilia
>I'm mentally ill but I'm not mentally ill
you're a tard.

agp is when you're sexually aroused by the idea of you being a woman and/or being treated like one