Hey user÷×+=

>Hey user÷×+=
>wanna play some vidya?
What do?

No way fag.

I hate video games, fucking nerd.

stutter like an idiot while trying not to look at her breasts

Please kind lady, would you mind covering yourself more modestly before speaking towards me in the future.

Can I have a couple (you)'s, please?

I hate math

Ask her if she wants to smash.
Then demolish her in Smash bros.

Shit yeah.

If she's not a shallow, backstabbing shade thrower. She looks basic.

Barring that, she's a cute.

NO GO, HOMO

No.

>Absolutely Haram

I don't play vidya with fatties.

If playing with her is wrong, I don't want to be right.

>"Look, I appreciate your effort to be nice and try to appeal to my presumed interest, but please trust me when I say neither of us would enjoy that even slightly"
>go find another fancy beer because I'm likely at some family gathering and she's probably a cousin's gf

Keep in mind I'd say it in a very polite manner and humor, but I don't play vidya with girls. They're not good and they call me a jerk when I use a fraction of my power level and crush them.

Autism.

lucy reamers, if anyone is wondering

Fire up some NSMBU

>They're not good and they call me a jerk when I use a fraction of my power level and crush them.
The problem here is you're not playing co-op

Whatever nigga, I know from experience that unless you're playing something like Smash or Mario Party where skill is sometimes negligible, playing a vidya with a girl just isn't fun.

bnned

You'd better know how to play Titanfall 2, bitch.

Sucking on her nipples would be great

Dark souls or go home bitch I want to suck on your titty fold that is the size of bologna

Wanna play Dead Rising and have me laugh at you then take the controller when you die?

Thanks

imagine i have that gif of the asian man giving thumbs while leaning into the camera

Do you one better

Found it, lads

THE (YOU)S ARE BACK IN TOWN,there's a version when it's a bunch of thumbs up with the guy from Deadwood and etc.