Oh its me sans gimme the cummo

oh its me sans gimme the cummo

why did i just realize he looks high as fuck

*SPURT SPURT* OOH OHH IT'S ME SANS I NEED A BIG CUMMO TYRONE

Are traps gay, local sources say yes.

undertale is literally the greatest game ever made

HE BOOT TOO BIG

FOR HE GOD DAMN FEET

fffffffffffff

I never get any pusi

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I JUST WANT A BAGEL SANDWIIIICH

GRIFFITH

SQUISHY

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Was Martin Luther the most important villain in all of history? In a period where western and central Europe had or would establish hegemony over the planet and Europe was the most important continent by far, he managed to split the only institution that could be considered a common factor among all nations.

Indirectly this would cause wars and destruction at all scales, from between nations to families. Almost every war and rivalry up to the Napoleonic wars and the development of nationalism had some element of religious disagreement to it such as the rivalry between houses of Habsburg and Hohenzollern.

The eighty years war, the thirty years war, the English and French civil wars, the nine years war, the German peasant's wars, and other various bloody revolts in the HRE and europe can be attributed to the ideas of Luther. In fact by 1600 it is said that more than a third of the population in Germany had been killed or displaced due to battles, pillaging, plundering and famine by armies. If people weren't killed they were forced to migrate leading to more problems like the Huguenots moving to England or north Germany. Even in the 20th century his teachings were used to encourage and justify anti-antisemitism in Nazi Germany contributing to the second world war.

For these reasons I believe that Martin Luther could be considered the worst human being to exist. Had he not come up with the 95 Theses the world would be a much better place.

Thoughts?

I just want to fuck tamaki souh

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HES A PHANTOM

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So put your grasses on nothing will be Wong

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one at a time... silly boys!!!!! ^-^

TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY TELL ME WATCHU WANT

How.
How did it come to this.

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what the fuck is this reading order?

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>backwards 5
>gets a 5

I have to bank off these gets while I can.

THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU GORDON IN THE TEST CHAMBEEEER

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Boi

I agree

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Steven after not surviving

You want hamburgah you get my cummm

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l-lewd and giving me a b-boner

DELET THIS

umaru thread

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Minions.
Minions have been on this
planet far longer than we have.
They go by many names.
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
Oh, that one is Norbert.
He's an idiot.
They're all different,
but they all share the same goal.
To serve the most despicable
master they could find.
Boss!
Making their master happy was the
tribe's very reason for existence.
But that's not to say that they
didn't have other passions.
Huh?
Finding a boss was easy.
But keeping a boss,
therein lies the rub.
Nope,
it wasn't easy for these guys.
But they never gave up.
With the emergence
of the Stone Age
came the rise of a new species.
Man was very different
from the dinosaur.
He was shorter, hairier,
and way, way smarter.
The Minions took
an instant liking to man,
and helped him
the best they could.
Oh, no, no.
Eh?
Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile.
So, so delicious!
Their quest for a boss put
the Minions front and center
for some of civilization's
most historic moments.
Anubis!
Ancient Egypt
held great promise.
Okay! Pancake!
But it didn't last long.
Hmm. Oh!
Ow!
The Dark Ages were
actually fun times.
Their new master had a tendency
to party all night
and sleep all day.
Ooh!
Oh.
But eventually,
the party was over.
They bounced from
one evil boss to another,
but they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.
One particular employer took
their failure very, very badly.
Huh?
The Minions had no other
choice but to keep moving.
Oh.

You guys see the new minion movie?

This is the first time I've ever seen that actually get a get. Good job user.