ITT: Things in games that really pickle your onions

>game makes a big deal about customization and being able to make your character
>limits you to a few selections
>all the options look so bad that the default avatar is best

Games that never leave the "Thanks for playing, End of game" splash screen.
I don't know why but it seriously gets my bungles all bangled.

>game credits aren't interactive

Fates as well.

>game allows you to damage friendly AI and trigger them to fight back
>they can mow you down with ease while they can barely scratch enemies

>tfw beating kh2 and think my game is broken because I can't get off the end screen

>Fates
At least Awakening had decent FeMU options, ALL of Fates alternate choices were fairly mediocre.

>tfw was hoping Robin amiibo could allow this in Fates

Am I misremembering or were most, if not all of Fates's alternate hairstyle options for the avatar just completely absurd? I thought it was like, you either keep the default fuckboi hair or pick from ridiculous big anime hairdos?

>Game makes a big deal about customization and being able to make your character
>Ingame clothes are upgrades with stats
>They all look fucking awful
>It's guaranteed that you won't look how you actually want to look because of autism with stats
>It's the first game in the franchise with bumped up difficulty, so you NEED the stats
>Color is either locked behind an ingame paywall or you need to collect a ton of collectable bullshit everywhere
>Most of the weapons don't get fucking nearly as much coverage or at high stats as the fucking normie swords

Fucking hell was Unity shit.

>Game launches with two versions
>Buy the version that I think will appeal to me best
>????
>Get to the character customising to blow your precious moneys
>All the clothes you want are exclusive to the other version

I chose the afro

...

sounds like you play shit games. what was it?

>game emphasizes having to wear fashionable clothes for better stats
>game takes place in the most fashion concious district of the country
>despite this, the character's sprites don't change to reflect their equipped clothing
Great game otherwise, but man.

Well fuck you, Awakening had great MCs. The sarcastic face-fives where the best.

Pokemon S&M

>game has "festive" or clothes for fun
>there are no appearance slots, so you can just put them on while having your "real gear" on
>will only wear it once in a while to look at it but not do much with it

Why the fuck is Corrin barefoot?

i was right then, ok. thanks.

>main gameplay is good
>game adds another mechanic later on that is just plain annoying and doesn't add anything to the game other than to annoy you

Designers have fetishes too.

Why did Robin continue to wear Plegian robes with the Mark of Grima on them before the start of the game, when he was in the middle of a country at war with said Plegians?

Hey, those robes are baller as fuck

Can't argue with that.