Alright Sup Forums, how many weeks you gonna tryna get without fapping as the new year begins?

Alright Sup Forums, how many weeks you gonna tryna get without fapping as the new year begins?

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i m gonna fuck my gf in 2 days

she has a model tier body BUT slightly butterfaced

what do i win?

23 hours

pussy, you win pussy user.

I give it about eight hours.

bump, I wanna hear Sup Forums's ambitions

Zero, there's literally no point to stop masturbating.

I guess I could try that.

I'm already at 5 days without fapping. But not because I'm forcing myself to not fap, it's because there is no good porn recently.

>don't fap for a week
>go on panda
>nothing new

NO FAP JANUARY

I literally can't go more than one day. I've tried and it just happens anyway.

exactly, i can't blow my last load of 2016 with the same shit

I always wait a week between faps to build up prostate fluid, ready for when i poke my spot.

have you seen the new mizone?
its pretty gud and it has a cute oni in it
might be worthy of a last load

>tryna
Kill yourself, you monkey lipped nigger.

I'm going to ejaculate at midnight.
So zero.

not yet, maybe today will be the day

I'm gonna blow my was at midnight and be the first person in Australia to cum in 2017.

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST CUNT

>not blowing up as the ball drops
fag

this.
fapping every single day ruins it but there's no point in stopping outright, shits enjoyable

it's on mate, see you at the finish line

No, frequent masterbation lowers your testosterone levels, meaning less sex drive and you get more depressed and as a man its what keeps your muscles and bones strong.
Also testosterone boosts the size of your junk during puberty so if you were a chronic masterbater as a youngster then your dick wouldn't have any time to grow due to low testosterone, meaning you got a 11 year old's dick on an adult man.

>masterbation
This is all bullshit. Surely frequent sex would do the same exact thing.

>jerk off maybe twice a week
>still depressed

S'good advice, mister science man.

Why do people still try to push this abstinence only bullshit on others? The bro science it comes with is just different packaging.

STATUS REPORT BROS

I am 25 days already

Pictures?

>Also testosterone boosts the size of your junk during puberty so if you were a chronic masterbater as a youngster then your dick wouldn't have any time to grow due to low testosterone, meaning you got a 11 year old's dick on an adult man.
fuggg

>didn't start masturbating until I was 18
>still have a 5 inch dick
Disproven.

wrong youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
You think that you can only get off to anime is normal?

My dick looks like tiny shota dick, but less cuter
Why even live

>my face still no VQ2

I haven't jacked off in like 40 days so it'll either be a depressed hungover day 1 fap or I'll make it quite far through

>didn't start masturbating until I was 18
you lie

What's even the point?

12 hours.

As he gets sucked down, do you suppose it makes a *BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP* sound?

I don't. I would have started when I was 13, but I tried jerking off with shampoo. Didn't touch it for YEARS after that. I started looking at porn, I'd get erections, I developed a habit of humping pillows, but I never actually came or jacked off until I had almost graduated.

>not edging until 0001 to welcum in the new year

Fuckin faggot, my dude.

haha

This, a fap a day keeps the >tfwnogf meme away.

t. increasingly nervous female who's losing grip of men's wallets because of plummeting market price of her smelly roastie cave.

2 months to go.

>"Most boys seek pornography by age 10." - Simon Lajeunesse, PhD
>quote is presented along side a meme stock photo
kekity

>spend literal hours looking for a specific porn video that you can't remember the title of
>finally find it
>cum buckets

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How do you think it would feel?

I fap like twice a week and it feels better than fapping everyday

>have never suffered a data loss event
>make backups religiously anyways
>have everything I've ever saved since the early 2000's
>art, pictures, models from websites that don't exist anymore
>a treasure trove of lost media
Going digging in my 30k+ unsorted picture folder is always exciting.
I wish there was a way to set up a booru-style tag database on my own hard drive.

NoFap is for faggots and queers.

I'm a guy and I don't really think thats how girls think. The logic is more "well he only wants to get off to anime whatever I'll just go fuck chad"

If you are a guy why do you care what people jack off to?
Are you gay?

See This is all pseudo-science, pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

There's a guy on Sup Forums that wrote an image tagging program to do exactly that, for exactly that reason.
I don't remember what it was called but I think it's on github

do you think it is wet and smelly inside wouldnt that be funny

Not any of those, but sex is way more healthy because you have to move various muscle of your body.

Except I'm pretty positive a lot of Sup Forums faps more times in a week than normies have sex in a month.

what am I even looking at here

you should upload anything interesting you have, like a Sup Forums folder

I think you are talking about Hydrus Network, i use it for my image collection and i think it works well.

>started masturbating at 12
>nearly three times a day
>now 32 and still manage to rub one out once a day
>dick size exactly 7.5 erect
>job sucks but living alone and have plenty of free time to focus on my favorite hobbies
>not even close to being depressed
maybe if I hit 40 and haven't yet married, maybe. as of now, I'm comfortable fucking AMP girls four times a month.

Most here obviously have numb penis problem due to excessive fapping and don't even notice they can't have the old pleasure they had yeas ago when cumming.

musical instrument vore

is that a thing now?

>weeks
Try days man I've been jerking my shit like crazy for the past month I dunno whats come over me. Last time I was spanking the snake this much was back in highschool. Pic relate probably, they made those Chinese girls just too damn delicious to ignore!

This.
Sup Forums, when was the last ejaculation that made you go cross-eyed?

It doesn't do exactly the same thing.
psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2006/02/24/orgasms-best-in-sex-vs-masturbation/
>After orgasm from sexual intercourse, the increase in blood prolactin (a hormone released after orgasm) levels is 400 per cent higher in both sexes compared with after orgasm from masturbation. The hormone prolactin makes us feel satiated by countering the effect of dopamine, which is released during sexual arousal

They both have different hormone releases.
This is why frequent sex is better than frequent masturbation. These hormones work wonders for your body and brain.
Frequent masturbation basically gets you hooked on a cheap good feeling. similar to smoking.

Isn't that what prostate stimulation is for? I wanna try it but I'm afraid of breaking something.

Not to long ago. You just need to know your body.

>frequent sex
>frequent
Do you get off on torturing people like this user?

Yes.

You're not gonna break anything.
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Buy this (or a similar anal training set) and some Astroglide. No, you can't tell it's butt stuff in the box they ship it in. No company does that.
Start with the smallest one. Use lots of lube. Go slow. A little discomfort is normal. PAIN IS NOT.

Ejaculation is ejaculation. Sex is basically jacking off with a vagina/asshole instead of a hand.

Then he should have defined how frequent "frequent masterbation" is.

Yeah, so? That has nothing to do with testosterone levels.

>7 inch dick
>fap 3 times a day since 13
lmao

Would handjob work like sex?

then maybe stop jacking off get off Sup Forums and go outside!

>Ejaculation is ejaculation. Sex is basically jacking off with a vagina/asshole instead of a hand.
this. I love sex, but a lot of the pleasure comes from the mental of having your dick inside of a pussy, instead of your hand.

of course it feels better, but let's not pretend a pussy isn't just a hole jacking you off.

Wouldn't I need to have a decent shit before trying this out? Can't imagine being backed up like cattle truck being any good for this sort of thing desu.

I'll be fapping furiously probably 30 minutes into the new years.
But I'll stop after a few more days and revert back to a much less regular and long lasting schedule,, work and shit, its time to get shit done.

Haha.

worst pred

>Ejaculation is ejaculation. Sex is basically jacking off with a vagina/asshole instead of a hand.

Your body is smarter than you think it is.
Considering youre a retarded liberal its smarter than you.

>Considering youre a retarded liberal
Where the fuck is this coming from? Sex and masturbation are fundamentally the same thing.

Bullshit, I started masturbating daily when I was 12 and I've got a huge dick.

Not really. Take a look at a diagram of the intestines. Your shit is in your colon, the only part where toys are going to go is your rectum.

At worst you might have a little poop on the very end of the toy when it comes out. If that worries/disgusts you then you can buy a douche and use it beforehand.

Alright so can anyone explain what "vore" is?

Please no example pictures I would just like to know some sort of definition

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Well thank you for the informative replies user I'll be sure to take everything into consideration before I start shoving things up my butt.

Used to like every day but then realised I was sometimes fapping just because I was bored and that shit is retarded.

Only fap now when I actually feel like fapping which is every 2-4 days and feels way better man

>not wanting to be buzzed inside of a tuba

It's people going inside other people.
Typical vore is people being eaten.
Cock vore is someone going inside someone else's dick
Anal vore is someone going inside someone else's anus
Unbirth is someone going inside someone else's vagina
Digestion is usually tied into it, but it's only marginally related. It's not actual vore itself. Not all vore involves digestion, snuff, death, whatever.

>Cock vore is someone going inside someone else's dick
Urethral insertion makes me gag.

The fetish of someone being devoured.
I don't have this fetish but I understand that part of the appeal is control and submition, something similar to that, it's less a of a sexual thing and more about empowerment.

Is vore still considered to be the worst fetish? With the amount of shit I've seen over the years it feels quite tame in comparison.

You must have no appreciation for the arts.

>less sex drive
oh yeah, the thing I need most in my life
my fucking SEX DRIVE

Ah, yes that's it, good to know the name. I suppose it only works on images though.

heh saved me from having to post Valentino Rossi again, great job anons.

>Also testosterone boosts the size of your junk during puberty so if you were a chronic masterbater as a youngster then your dick wouldn't have any time to grow due to low testosterone, meaning you got a 11 year old's dick on an adult man.
What is this pseudo science bullshit? I jack it literally daily since like 14 years old and I have a Rasputin horse cock.

>captcha: self walk
self wank alright