2017

...

Fuck off Australia

,':^(

this sums up me and my dad pretty well

>Not having the windows closed to avoid visual contact with anyone from the get go
What a pleb, he's not even half the loser I am.

It's been a decade since I joined Sup Forums. I... I've been here too long

With no survivors

Yeah this is how i'll spend the evening.
Living the dream.

>tfw will be dragged to a party tonight
>will probably get laid with a random chick

fuck this shit I want to stay home

>I will have to watch TV with the rest of my family during dinner
>I will have to watch the best meme and viral videos compilation of 2017
>I will have to endure their roaring laughter again
I don't even know how they will top last year's that had keyboard cat

>will probably get laid with a random chick
oh you poor soul

2016 was a great year

> studied really hard and did really fucking well
> worked out until my body was sore, and it shows
> 2016 was a very productive year, even made some friends
> confidence is growing
2017 will be my year

>laying down in the botanical gardens in the city during the last hour of the year and discussing fapping habits with Sup Forums
pretty damn comfy desu~

Hijacking tonight's "party" with a netrunner event with friends.

Brisbane?

M I L T O N here

nah, Melbourne

Going to my sisters wedding

oi fuck nah it was the treasury gardens, botanical is like on the other side of the whole city

My condolences.

sounds horrible

Jesus, man.

The introduction of xenoestrogens into the environment was an extinction-level event.
oh no I'm occasionally less than fully content with myself and the girls at school think I'm a faggot BETTER HANG MYSELF QUICK

like holy fucking shit kid what's worse, not doing anything or brooding and crying over the fact that you won't get any facebook lykez for butt-chugging some domestic swill tonight

Shhh no tears, only dreams now.

cringe

>slacked in studying
>accomplished nothing
>job going to end in a couple months
>have new friends but they kind of suck

most likely going to be lazy and actually start failing in 2017 cant wait for that.

>tfw you remember posting this before almost a decade of jpeg artifacts getting onto it

And neither of us ever bothered with the fact that the bottom of the last panel is gone.

>studied hard, worked out
how? I mean I know working out is not that hard (I did it once), but lately I never have any motivation or can pull my shit together and do the things.

e.g. I should study, because in 4 weeks I have tests but I just chill on Sup Forums instead.

HelIo reddit.

>joined Sup Forums
spottet the newfag

cringed my heckin' guts off broskie

>facebook memes

Don't worry user, i went through all that shit since 2010, things have finally started to look up for me this year
Really just study every day i can when I'm not at work (having a friend who is fucking AUTISTIC about studying every day fucking helps)

it sucks because i have no free time but god damn does it achieve some serious fucking shit

Fuck sorry, misread what you meant

honestly i found it easier than most people seem to think it is

I just study my ass off in the day, EVERY day, and work out at night after study

It's good because i wreak my brain during the day and my body at night then collapse into bed and have a fucking deep ass good night's sleep

It takes a lot of self control not to just go "fuck it" and give up but yea, like i said, it helps that i have a friend who just will NOT let me NOT study

WOW YOU DON'T LIKE LIL GREEN p-player
LOL WHAT A FAG CRINGE'D HARD

that´s what I meant. I just go everyday fuck it and do literally nothing.

I want to work out, but I can´t manage to do the plan or still eat everything I shouldn´t. Maybe 2017 will be better.

How do people manage to work out?
Like i can easily go out and train without problems but i always find my way back to soda and unhealthy food.

You can do both.

contain you virgin angst on /r9k/ please.

I wish.

>Maybe 2017 will be better.

don't say maybe, do it or don't

Only you can achieve your dreams, focus and never do anything that has no purpose in your goal of being swole both in body and mind

it's hard at first but eventually that difficulty becomes habit

keep going until you feel bad for missing a workout

keep going until you just CAN'T miss a workout

study hard and build your body

i need a friend who actually studies and puts effort in but i just meet people who are even more lazy then myself so i just drop my effort until i am only doing as bad or slightly better than them.

It becomes routine.
Not having to deal with esoteric skin issues and odors makes it worth the hassle for me. An ounce of prevention etc.

nice empty platitudes chump

>dad is drunk as hell and want to start a race war
>sitting look up in my room shit-posting

happy new year.

>Not having to deal with esoteric skin issues and odors

What does that even mean?

Oh eventhough I am talking right now I can´t do it, it´s actually quite easy. I did some months felt great, but then I got lazy and ate so much shit.
>eat in the morning nutella bread to prevent that your body goes jewish powerreserve mode to get jojo-effects.
>eat black bread(don´t know english name), not white bread, stop eating candy and drinking cola(zero/light is okay)
>on evening just eat proteins, meaning chicken/cow/turkey
>once a day in a week/two weeks/month eat what you want
>for training, do normal lifting and afterwards cardio (HITT)

make this for 2 months and you will loose 10kg.


Alright user I will try it and do this shit !

fuck off cunt I'm drunk as shit i'm not exactly in any position to give any helpful advice :^)

2017 though man god damn that's a fucking future year.

> Only 3

> ONLY THREE
> fucking years until 2020

>The time between now and 2020 is the same as now and 2014
>Kids born in 2000 will be legal to post next year

I think posting should be illegal for me at that point.
Just as the 2k gen of complete retards are officially allowed on the site, I'll be ascending to my inevitable wizard status.

I hope whatever imageboard the wizards frequent is better than this.

> when 2010 felt fresh and new
> it's only 3 years away from being a decade ago
> when 2012 felt fresh and new
> it's half a decade ago now

That means I have poor genetics which leads to BO and psoriasis.
Sorry, next time I'll boil my posts down to a doctor seuss rhyme for you.

>tired as fuck at work for a week after christmas
>finally some time off
>finally time to rest back up

>new years celebrations

Why is this allowed?

Move christmas to the 25th of November

>reddit spacing

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A FUCKING DECADE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>alone at home
>family has had enough of my bullshit
>friends prefer partying with each other than me
>roomie is off getting laid and loved by his gf
>got music blaring just so I can't hear myself think
>desperately trying to fill the emptiness inside with food

Hey 2017, could you do me a favour, just real quick?

>another year

Oh cool

In a few months i'll be a 24 year old virgin instead of a 23 year old one

Same here. I even had a gf during months but I got bored.
My life is improving a lot but im still depressed.

whoopee
you've been using google for twice as long and what do you got to show for it?

>basically the same
>even turned down that one friend who wanted to hang out today because I just don't want to inflict my current self on him, should fuck off and enjoy it with his gf too like the others

Atleast I'm not using food now, but if anyone knew of my fapping habits these days they would probably not associate with me anymore....

>senior in highschool
>spent all of my time busting my ass to get good grades so I can get valedictorian
>as a result have almost no friends and only go to the gym like once or twice a week
>just found out that my stupid-ass school doesn't even recognize valedictorian status because of hurt feefees or some shit
May as well kill myself in 2017

Time is just a concept we created so the passing of a year is meaningless.

Dont worry user!
I`m a 26 year old virgin with a small dick

new year just hit my city lads, happy new year

>26 year virgin soon
powers here I come

Just waiting for life to get too shit before I kill myself.

happy new year user, 2 more hrs for me.

haha

I think converting people into liking the fetishes I like also happens to be a fetish I have. seeing people go "that's kinda hot" always makes me giddy.

> replaced sodas with orange/passionfruit/kiwi juice that's so strong it needs to be diluted in water for it to not overwhelm your tongue and even then it's delicious
> basically cut off candy intake save for the occasional ice cream here and there
> eat a whole apple after lunch and dinner
> walk just a little bit more every day

Lost 4 kgs in two weeks. I was a piece of shit.

Its okay kouhais, its not so bad even at 28.

Nice man, me too. Just six more years until Wizard powers though, eh?
I just want to be validated, physically and emotionally. Sex doesn't even interest me much, but the loving touch of another is what I really desire.

I have a flu and will be statying home curing myself.
Wanted to go to city square for an event celebration.

It's antisocial but I can't be fucked to celebrate the time with people.

ain't my fault
fuck off

Does anyone have that photo of a long-haired lanky dude looking at his birthday cake in a crummy commie-block kitchen?

buy yourself some dumbbells too

start doing a few different workouts for 20 minutes before bed

you will lose weight and get stronger by every week.

proud of you user

>2017 was 40 years ago

>tfw "must celebrate" events like this

Who the fuck wants this, spend a week with family and shit due to christmas and now this?

Happy New Years fellow cuckstralians

You got a New Years kiss right Sup Forums?

>doctor seuss rhyme
You are on Sup Forums, dumb it down even more and put it into ebonics.

I hope I won't make it to 2018.

I'm just amazed you still have the will to point that out. This normalfag shit is all over Sup Forums nowadays.

>studied hard
>made new friends
>got a bf

Things are better than ever before

> mfw I'll probably still be alive and useless when that is actually true.

do you have a tuba vore fetish user

Unbelievably, a good number of people actually don't like it and would rather be doing other things. But they end up get shamed into it by other people or are Pat Bateman types who try to play along as a means of social advancement.
OOPS I POOPED

too bad you're still a faggot

>Last time I had a friend that invited me to places was 8 years ago

I'm non-existent.

Haha what do you think it feels like.

>the PS4 will have games by that time

I've been awake for too long thanks to shitty sleep schedule.

Gonna go gym at 4pm then probably collapse and sleep when I get home

>tfw friends are going out clubbing and socializing while I sleep
>tfw ex is probably gonna kiss some random fuck at midnight

I better get my shit together in 2017

>tfw wont be celebrating this year
I feel like I took a step backward
2016 WORST YEAR AM I RIGHT

at least you have an ex

How do you deal with it?

You won't, don't bother.
Brood over your misfortune and rot.

>oh shit its new years
>what should i do i still have time left
>waste time on the internet
>its already 12:00 and i did absolutely nothing

pretty much any social event

>wanna just sit inside and play Siege all night
>friends are coming over and had to buy beer and probably get wasted
>gf is not here so cant even do lewd things with her

3/5