THE DOOR'S LOCKED I CAN'T OPEN IT

THE DOOR'S LOCKED I CAN'T OPEN IT

lets just get this outta the way

TRIED TO SNEAK THROUGH THE DOOR MAN

Just waiting on the fat cocks poster to show up now...

WHERE'S EVERYONE GOING

I wanna knot Midna

NO

THANKS

I wanna lick Ashley's armpits.

BRO

Gross

LEEEOOON

haven't seen him in a while

how is that gross?

nobody has arm fat like that and looks like that

Literally one of the worst characters in video game history, only people with degenerate fetishes like her, no wonder Capcom completely dropped her after RE4.

But she's equipped with ballistics

fuck, gay

yeah her arm fat is idealized, but that's not gross, it's ideal

They aren't even that big or well shaped.

>doughy sweaty armfat
>not gross
Uh huh

>Multiple games later
>STILL best girl

Why is she so perfect Sup Forums? How can other RE girls even compete?

Speaking of Resident Evil, I still want to play pirated RE6 without that "uploading data" glitch. I tried several cracks and repacks and all sorts of shady executables but I can't get past that shit every time I finish a level.

12 YEARS AGO

I was about to play RE Revelations online (PS3), but asked to download Rachel Ooze, Female HUNK and the weapons catalog. I downloaded the three things, but when I start the game it stills asks me to download it to play online. Am I missing something?

Raccoon City... I'll never forget it

I think he was talking about the age of the game

>useless slut that relies on big strong men to survive
>best girl
Haha oh wow.

Uh, excuse me, sir?

>My daughteru is Pure! Pure!

stfu president Graham, her body's lewd as fuck.

No, those ballistics are for self-defence!
Ahsley is pure! PURE!

Wesker Best

>One off quints.
Wesker is always off by one.

That's why Chris won.

...

> quints

Would a pure girl really dress like this? Those ballistics are ready to burst (out of her clothes, that is).

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK

BINGO?

Quads, fuck I always fuck that up.

You can tell she's pure!
Those clothes are white!

She'll be covered in white when I'm done with her.
Don't cum!

Its a defense mechanism to distract the foes so she can get away.

Massive fucking tits.

Are you going to buy her a nice dress?
That would be wonderful, especially after she was just kidnapped.