The ICA can't lend you a screwdriver, wrench or crowbar

>the ICA can't lend you a screwdriver, wrench or crowbar

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TELL ME ABOUT BERG, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

He always uses the wire anyway

I'm betting a multitool that does all of those things will be one of the unlocks in S2.

What possessed them to make a game about assassination and make it more fun to throw blunt instruments than shot a gun?

Which ever crazy son of a bitch came up with that idea deserves a raise.

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i was thinking about that considering the gear icon is a swiss army knife. i just hope it won't look stupid breaking a locked door open with a tiny device

Honestly, I like to imagine all of the whacky stuff in the new game is canon.

The dude gave up on contract killing in 2001, came out of retirement in 2002 and has been working away until 2019 when the game is set, in my headcanon he went from feeling trapped in a lifetime of contract killing to treating it like a sport, hence by the time the new game happens he actively challenges himself to kill his targets using elaborate Wile E. Coyote kills while delivering deadpan one-liners.

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to have to call for help when he started drumming.

I mean you can assassinate Jordan Cross by smothering him in his own birthday cake, it's ridiculous.

do you think he practised drumming shortly before the hit or that he just knows these things?

He just knows. It's not like you can practice being Helmut Krueger.

Think of it this way. 47 has maybe one contract kill per month or so. Give maybe 2-3 days to prepare explicitly for the hit, travel to the position etc. That leaves what, 4 weeks of being off the clock for every actual job. Does 47 have any actual hobbies that we know of? If not, I imagine he spends his free time learning all manner of skills just in case he needs them. Musical instruments, languages, mechanics, electronics, yoga, mixology, fucking chess after all.

well in The Japan level you can disguise yourself as a yoga instructor and he knows the names of all the positions

maybe 47 has hobbies, which include drumming and yoga

I always thought he was just brilliant at everything due to the whole genetics tampering.

If you consider the games to be all the same timeline and the overarching theme to be man trying to find his place in the world then Hitman might just be the franchise with the DEEPEST LORE

It makes perfect sense

>47 in 2001
I'll cover my tracks by sneaking past or killing any witnesses

>47 in 2005
I'll cover my tracks by killing the target in a way that looks like an accident

>47 in 2019
I'll cover my tracks by killing the target using such a ridiculous, convoluted and impractical method that no investigator will believe that it was done by a professional assassin rather than an amateur who got phenomenally lucky.

tfw no co-op mode with agent smith

so 47 is a virgin right?

I'm sure Diane put out at some point, then there was the loli in Absolution

He's definitely fucked Diana or at the very least Lei Ling.

The wire sucks in this hitman game

Diana doesn't strike me as the sort to fraternise on the job. He can easily afford escorts though, I'm sure he's gone for it assuming he even has a sex drive.

Diana isn't his waifu

The Chinese girl is

Lei ling is just an asset. Someone he needs to help to get the job done right. Diana on the other hand has a very interment relationship with. He trusts her more than anyone even after what she did to him BM. Also I think Diana is going to feed Providence to ICA and with 47s help it will get dismantled or if they do a 180 and let Diana really dig into 47s past and make her a possible foe to 47.

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>ow, bitch

Wasn't he disgusted when she kissed him in the first game?

I mean if your friend fucking jabbed you with a syringe out of nowhere after distracting you with a lorem ipsum folder you'd probably call them a bitch too

No, he was visiting the brothel as a "client" (in his suit) to get information.