No good game has come out this entire year

>no good game has come out this entire year

Ugh...2017 is the worst

Want to have sex with me, user?

Shit, man, where do you live that it's already 2017 over there? Australia?

Australia, yes

What's it like in 2017?

Fixed that spider problem yet?

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unvirgin me before midnight user

The spiders actually rule over us now. This is a warning from the future.

This
cant post for too long, they're about to find me

AUSTRALIAN POWER

I'll be laying nude on my bed with my butt in the air. The rest if your job.

>Spiders
>Not the emus

Emus would have won if not for the battle of Uluru 2016.

Anyway, anyone here watching The Spider in High Web?

i'd bury my face in it

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OwO

That's not how you lose your virginity, user...
I was in the process of doing that image!

it wouldn't be the only thing i'd do tho
i'd just like to try it, foreplay is important

Oh okay, please do as you wish user. I will just keep my eyes closed and be patient.

>those fantasies will stay fantasies
why live famalam

They don't have to, as long as you promise to be gentle.

I like that you don't want to be degraded, because I'm not that kind of a person

Maybe afterwards we can even smooch and go get soft serve together if you'd like.

All good things come to an end
Where do you live user?

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Florida, it is horrible here.

>florida
Everytime

You know other people here, I take it?

Every single time someone replied to me he was from Florida
Maybe it was you

Oh, unlucky. You're still invited to come visit and give me a smooch though user.

t-thanks

No problem user, you're still got over 12 hours to get down here and make this a special year!

Lying. You lie down. You lay eggs. Why is this word so difficult for people to spell?

Haha
If only it could happen

I have no problem with laying eggs, we'll need an ovipositor though.

>you will never see this gay user couple get to fulfill themselves and not be lonely together
Fuck i hate the real world

Sure you can user, I believe in you! If that's not viable, where do you like?

I live in eastern europe and i'm broke

Oh, I'm sorry user. I can't quite make that happen.

>tfw I'm the author of
>did it for joke
>tfw I started all of this
Welp, I'm happy for you anons

It's not actually gonna happen user. I'm sorry.

pls be in daytona beach

I live in Tampa.

Tell my grandparents i said hi

I try not to talk to the old people here.

My Nana is a very nice lady
My Papa is kinda awkward talking to anyone younger than him cause he was never a father figure to my mother and her siblings

I visit tarpon springs every now and then pls be cute

I'm no good around old people, nice or not.
I'm told I'm cute. You gotta promise to smooch me afterwards though.

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of course but wed have to cuddle all night

But user... I like to sleep nude.

I'm in Florida, what part. Are you a cute girl? My dick isn't that big only 7in, but it's stupidly thick.

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>My dick isn't that big only 7in

>tfw 5

I'm in Jupiter. Not that far away, probably like 2 hours or so.

Never heard of it, are we gonna date?

I dont have a problem with that whats your steam or email

Hey, my gayboi friend who's taken over a hundred dicks in his life says that he prefers 5-6 inch dicks, even after taking 10+
So dont lose heart

I'd prefer not to post mine first.
He's true, I'd prefer it around that length but thicker.

thanks, but i'm a beta in bear mode
couldn't be worse

You just need a power bottom who likes your length dick then
Dont worry, plenty of them exist

Except Shantae: Half-Genie Hero did.

OP please.

Man, i need to save that "dont reply to anime posters that do a thread with a vague, open and useless question/statement" image

It's close to West Palm, maybe we can meet up in Uranus if you know what I mean. You cute girl though or what?

I'm one of those girls(male) that you probably read about. I feel like there aren't actually places in Florida called Jupiter and Uranus though and I'm just being bullied.

Do you dress up like a girl? I'm not into gay shit, so if we are going to fuck and kiss and all that I have to at least be able to pretend you are a girl.

Look up Jupiter FL it's real user. The Uranus thing was just a joke of me wanting to stick my dick in you. The only bullying you'll get is when I bully my cock in you, if you know what I mean.

If you're not fine with me being a dude then don't worry about it user.