I need healing!

>I need healing!

mada mada

sake

TSO

overwatch is fucking shit

>I don't heal snipers on my team in order to teach them a lesson in being a team player

I think it's more that they call for healing but they're lone wolves. If you're playing Ana, it's incredibly annoying when people run away from your line of sight but ask for heals.

When you are a healer you should always go out of your way to heal your team

/thread
t. healer

saving a retard teammate by overextending and dying and then leaving your team without a healer is asking to lose

I climbed 600 SR in season 2 as Ana once I accepted the fact that in most scenarios past gold DPS and tank players are more likely to know where to play their characters better than I would. Ended up learning the best places to play every character along the way.

As a healer main, genjis are more aware and when they spam that button they're actually in range or at least in LoS.
Hanzos on the other hand are 50/50. Sometimes they're on a roof somewhere and i just ignore them.

if you like being a heal slut so much then play tf2. It's much more satisfying

Wrong.

A healers #1 priority is to stay alive.

>It's much more satisfying
How so?

if people aren't regularly thinking about gangbanging medic I don't want to play

>Quick play
> Go Torb
>That one guy who nags for armor at the start of the match

41 seconds have passed since your post. He literally has no comeback. TF2fags in a nutshell

Sometimes tanks can be worse. The amount of times I've been pocketing a reinhardt with the rest of the team and he just charges off. Winston's who don't seem to be aware the rest of the team don't have jump packs. I've even seen a zarya bitch about healing and not fucking once put a bubble on anyone.

because mercy is garbage and I don't want you ruining my experience.

YYYYOOOO

>healslut
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>out of line of sight must necessarily mean overextend

>everyone who plays mercy is a homo
Slow down there. I actually bought the game to play pharah/WM because i used to play UT2004/quake3 a lot. But nobody picks healers so instead of losing it's better to heal.
I began playing day 1 so what you see there is actually the amount of time in which i can play pharah/WM because someone else is healing.

if you're any good at Ana, then yeah that is probably what that means

>no more hero stacking on QP
>nobody picks healer still

This game doesn't deserve to be GoTY but shit like that is rigged anyways so fuck it.

People who play sniper are idiots, I doubt you taught them anything

They're asking for healing, not armour. Torb just gets selective healing.

If you play like you're the only one who knows how to play the game on your team the rating system will soon make that true for you.

your mmr's too low mang
i have not played a quick match without an ana on both team in months

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure I'm done with the game anyways so idc.

>QP
>Instalock Genji or Hanzo
>At least one person on my team leaves immediately

I don't even want to play them. It's just funny.

>Zooms right past a Genji and Tracer and ignores them raping both healers
>Need healing!

It's a guaranteed win, literally the only counter to a medic in the entire game is another medic, maybe a sniper if he was the tf2 equivalent of peak mike tyson.

Sexual healing.

I stopped playing Ana when I got into the Masters bracket so I guess it did.

Yes, if you have a braindead Genji that constantly dives into the other team and dies and won't switch you should do everything in your power to support him, but if he constantly puts himself in a position where you can't heal him you shouldn't go follow him to try and heal him. Just because it is a 5v6 doesn't mean it has to be a 4v6. If you get someone like that on your team, you might find you can better support them as Zenyatta

>pick Genji
>Some faggot on mic - "We don't need a Genji!"
>unpick Genji
>"Come on...."
>Pick Genji again
>"You fucking suck dude..."
>start teabagging in front of him

Fucking with people is sadly the most I've had with the game.

*most fun

stop playing mercy

then get your weeb ass to a health pack

Its hacked :^(

...

no

Kek

t. shitter

Thanks for holding us back in comp. Asshole.

Doomfist fucking when? I wonder what his Ult would be.

>"I need healing." -Genji, (critical health)
>behind three walls gorrilion miles away fighting the entire team

Becoming invulnerable, walking very slowly, and anything he punches is either instakilled or is blown away while almost dead.
Like a reverse Zenyatta.

Why the fuck does Zenyatta even have healing options? He can't get to the team quickly anyways. I feel like his orbs should just strengthen defenses.

>mfw playing Widowmaker in competitive because I don't give a fuck about the ranking and enjoy pulling others down with me

Good lord. I was just thinking it could be a punch that either pierces through tanks and shields easily but this is brilliant.

literally hope you get muted/can't play for periods of time

Sure thing spergmaster.

Because at first his orbs had no line of sight cooldown requirements and you could just set them and forget about them forever
That was deemed too powerful and changed to the way it is now
That said, he doesn't need to GET to the team, isn't his healing range the largest after Ana's?

Sounds like Brolly

What if he healed twice as much if discord orb is not active on an enemy?

not him but
>can actually kill niggas even if thats not his main role
>teammates are actually thankful and will save your ass
>ubercharge is the funnest thing ever(8 seconds of you and your partner either being invulnerable or having critical damage)
>only true healer class, so people will rely on you the most

There you fucking go. That's probably what I'm mad about. His healing is shit.

then stop bitching. I'm not going to ignore the payload to protect a useless whore

Because then he'd have single-target healing on par with Mercy without needing to be anywhere near the healing target, unlike Mercy

>playing QP with friends, just kind of dicking around
>one picks sombrero
>we start mocking her shitty voicelines
>suddenly someone says "Thee you later"
>mfw thinking of every line Sombra says with a lisp

>people crying that Symmetra is too OP and unstoppable and should be nerfed
>"wtf don't pick Sym"

But boop is one of the best in the game

>people "playing" pointy shooty the game with special snowflake character that says memes
>pointy shooting all day, wow, achievement unlocked, rank up!!1

>repeat

People are actually mad about Symmetra? She's so damn easy. Just stop being baited into the turrets or the shield she throws.

>implying they're complaining about the shield or turrets
They're complaining about her autoaim beam that melts everyone's face off in 2 seconds and is damn near inescapable due to the range.

this, once my sr goes below the point of no return because of the faggots that play this force-pick dps then proceed to do jack shit, I just pick whatever I want and just go with it.

>most characters have shitty mobility to get away from her
>braindead autoaim with crazy range

offensive sym can be viable with 3-4 tanks. she's broken

I've got my eye on you, omnic....

>the closest thing to a "Muda muda" voiceline
it's not fair

hi guys I am here with my new speical unique snowflake character designed to fuck u up in game

haha, headshot.

Is that why teammates ask their sym to switch at the start of the match?

I love Blizzard's unique designs and new classy characters for me to play while I fuck up the other team! It's so hype, I love jumping into matches and left clicking and using special abilities to kill other players all day.

>Distant 'I need healing!'
>Take two, and call me in the morning

I've honestly never seen this apparently rampant epidemic of hanzo and genji lone wolves spamming I need healing.
Is this a fake meme?

>get the cuck healing role
>"I need healing"
>"Understood"
>"I need healing"
>"I need healing"

Who are you roleplaying as exactly?

>I need healing
>They run off into the enemy
>They die
>WTF our healer is shit I carried this game if not for her

>this sad fuck still living
>wakes up & gets salty, feels the need hatepost on others through greentext
>goes to bed

>repeat

I don't see it often enough to justify all the shitposting about it which I'm guessing is from reddit. Hanzos are usually pretty decent, I don't get the aggro for people telling people to unpick and I hardly see instalocks on that. Maybe I've made it above that MMR

I don't get them every game, but pro genjis do exist. I get those a lot more than Hanzos.