The great debate

The great debate

I like Boulder Punching Chris.
>RE Vendetta will have him shattering glass with his fists.
Its just not the same.

Chris punched a boulder while fighting wesker on a volcano
There's no debate.

The only time Leon was anything but utterly bland is RE4.

The only time Chris was anything but utterly bland was RE6.

The choice is obvious.

Chris:
Starts out with six item slots

Leon:
Starts out with eight item slots

The choice is clear

Chris has the hardcore badass style while Leon is more of a cool smooth guy. Personally I like Leon a whole lot more since he has an actual personality as opposed to Chris which is all objectives which just means Chris is clear headed.

>Chris punched a boulder while fighting wesker on a volcano
That ending was literally JOJO Pt.2 ending reimagined.

Childhood is thinking Leon is a cool guy. Adulthood is realizing Chris is the only RE character who's not shit.

Leon, because his naft 80s action hero banter gave the game a sort of B-tier movie sense to it, and made it actually enjoyable.

What a shame they took it from him and he now is just as generic as Chris.

no way fag

Neither, I pick Jill everyday all day.

Why did they use Voth for Mercs 3D but didn't use it for Revelations?

The great debate

Jessie, all day every day any day. That fat body is mine, MINE!

combining Leons actions from RE2,RE4,RE6 and Damnation, i clearly think he has the upper hand.
though RE6 didn't have as good of a leon as RE4 and Damnation

Chris is a subby bottom, Leon is asexual

neither

>Chris not top
>Leon not adasexual

Chris is a big, cute, snuggly muscle-monkey.

I can respect and live with that.

holy SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

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They both went from decent folks trying to survive to caricatures. It's disheartening.

Leon. No contest. Chris is boring when he's not punching a boulder.

RE5 Chris is best looking Chris

5 made Chris amazing. 6 was Chris being a baby and a shitty person. RE6 Chris was more realistic as a character, but it was out of place in a game full of unbelievable characters and dialog, so it was totally out of place. I like character progression, but at least stick with the silliness of the game instead of dropping some realistic trauma and emotions in there.

Leon is great in RE4 and 6 as well as the 2 animated movies, but I still like Chris because he's gone through so many changes and actually progressed as a character. Leon basically just shifted to being a badass inbetween games and stayed that way.

Something about this retarded joke makes me laugh.

Leon survived a zombie outbreak on his first fucking day with the police and was immediately hand picked to be a government agent. That's pretty badass in my opinion.

the worst thing is people do that shit unironically, once they hear 'jojo' they lose their mind.

I feel that if you change Piers with Sheva then they could have actually struck a chord with me. I didn't give a fuck when Piers was introduced and died.

Assuming I'm some random cunt in trouble

>Chris
Might have to ignore me if saving me gets too much in the way of THE MISSION. If he has the time, he'll drag me along while killing fucking everything in spectacular fashions, possibly giving me a gun to help out with. If I survive, I fuck off and never see him again.

>Leon
Will go to hell and back just to save my ass because he's just a great guy. It'll be terrifying, but he keeps the spirits up. If I survive, I give him my phone number and he calls me when he's in deep shit in my area, because Leon's friends return a favor.

Chris gets fucked every game he's in, but still is a strong enough to keep going, also is too professional to show any personalizou, for some reason.
Leon is a cool guy, franchise's posterboy and usually a fun character, but his obsession on ada for no reason is awful and RE6 left a bad impression on his character.

>no reason
She's hot and saves him all the time even though it's never a part of her missions.

Let's see
>faggy backstreet boy cop
vs
>ripped swat officer with a more tacticool pistol and equipment

so, bara vs twink porn?

Chris for sex, Leon for gameplay

To be honest I didn't give a fuck about Sheva or Piers. They keep giving Chris a new partner when all they really needed was Jill in 5 and 6 for it to be a much better section for Chris. The fact that Jill got pushed to the side was a bit annoying.

Ada is pretty funny. When you play her mission in 6, she's always talking to herself quietly and me and my friend laughed at that. To me at least, it's funny because I imagine seeing it from the other people's perspective. When you see her in other people's campaigns, she's close enough that she should be talking loud enough to be heard, but far enough away that you can't really understand it. So you see Ada and all you hear is mumbling. I always imagine them being like, "Huh? Did you say something?" As she autistically mutters to herself and runs away.

Reminder that Leon outranks Chris.

I thought Sheva was loyal as fuck for helping Chris no matter what and when Chris asks her if she wants to leave after El Nigante she could have left.

She stuck it out and even if her inclusion was last minute I still enjoy her for her moveset. I hope bro Parker comes back but that's just not going to happen with all the characters in limbo.

I was ready for Chris to die and Piers to be his successor (it would've been good IMO), but they cancelled that

And they BOTH left behind that fucking steak

Rock Puncher vs Queer.

I'm going with this.

Leon doesn't have any rank of note, he's a field agent for a US government department.

Even if he did outrank Chris, who is a captain, he has no jurisdiction over him as Chris works for the UN.

>Comparing Jame Bond to Rambo.
That's basically what you're doing right here.

What's worseTobey McGuire or Jill's retard face in Revelations?

Its tough. All the girls are ugly while all the men are hunks. Japan showing its homo again

Leon had sex with Chris's sister.

Meh both only look bad in one game but I prefer Jill's ass in Rev1.

I'm still bitter she's gone and 4 went full retard.

>RE4 is your favourite game
it's Leon
>REmake is your favourite game
it's Jill
>RE2 is your favourite game
It's Claire

there is no possibility in this universe, where you like chris more.

RE5 would have been the best game of the franchise if they got rid of Sheva

RE4 still had better pacing and more memorable enemies.

>MUH MEN

i disagree, RE5 did a lot of things inferior to RE4.
removing sheva or making her the 2nd playable character would have been better yes.

What about if they removed Chris and Sheva was the lead in RE5?

>sheva now punches the boulder
how progressive, much empowering

What if Revelations 2 was a Barry campaign, and a Moira campaign.
Barry campaign playing more like RE4 with stealth while Moiras campaign plays more like REmake (solving puzzles, low ammo, no stealth executions, few but deadly enemies)
and you remove claire and Natalya from the games, at least being playable.

i want rev2 barry to sit on my face

>chris still carries a beretta 92F

>leon carries a custom gun made especially for him

She was gone too quickly but Claire probably would've tried to fuck Leon.

Only woman who hasn't is Sherry.
But she's his Daughteru.

>re3 is my favorite game
>rebecca is best girl

what does it mean

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>glass
Who gives a shit about glass?

is it weird that I view all the RE characters except the ones that 100% banged somebody as practically virgins

none of them seem to be interested in getting sum fuk and none of them ever even make any double entendres or anything

do they really need to be when they're surrounded by zombies and BOWs?

>one is a roided out alcoholic that gets his men killed
>the other is a suave secret agent alcoholic that round house kicks lickers and knife fights tyrants

The choice is clear

Here's a debate for you:

Would Chris put the mission at risk to save Jill?
Would Leon put the mission at risk to save Ada?

I think the likelihood of Leon risking a viral outbreak to save some asian pussy he's never gonna get is slightly greater than Chris putting the mission second to Jill.

>Jill.
Either fucked Carlos and is currently fucking Chris.
>Chris.
Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill.
At this point it's his survival mantra.
>Leon.
Ada or nothing.
>Claire.
Rev 2 showed us she has a thing for evil blonde guys, if Leon becomes a villain then she'll probably want sum fuk.
>Sherry.
Has "Property of the US government" on her ass.
>Ada.
Has "You must be Leon to even try" on her ass.
>Sheva.
Has hot African sex with Josh.
>Barry.
Has kids.
>Moira.
Likes little girls.
>Wesker.
MILFS or go home.
>Jake.
Actually a virgin.
>Rabecca.
Teaches Biology in Australia.

We need more.

>implying Sherry, who is the walking definition of daddy issues, and Leon, who literally has no other close personal relationships besides Sherry, haven't been fucking the second she was legal

Wasn't he also hung over or am I just remembering book bullshit

Also, Chris's boss fight in RE6 was about stopping a world-wide viral outbreak. Leon's boss fight was over who got to be Ada's boyfriend.

I mean, he sent an entire company of BSAA guys to africa just to go find jill

so

barry, yeah, obviously

sherry got deflowered by papa G on a pile of trash

jill might've banged somebody because of that picture on her desk

chris and jill seem to have a mostly professional relationship(although chris apparently wanted to bang some receptionist, according to jill in the re5 mansion dlc)

I can get behind moira's description I tell you hwat

Barry.

One looks like he's on steroids
The other looks like he's on meth

Wish her character was more interesting though
As it stands she is still just the token black character so its not racist killing africans

>implying Jill wasn't WESKERED
Also Im pretty sure the chances of Rebecca getting soaked for Leon in the upcoming movie are pretty high, it happens to everyone that meets him

No he didn't. There were there because of the Uroboros situation. He didn't even see the picture of Jill until partway through the game. He thought she was dead.

Chris, baby

>moira
>likes little girls

do you think she gave her sister candy to molest her?

if anything, it looks like someone wanted to marry rebecca and since the main bad guy had a hateboner for chris

maybe the antagonist is trying to cuck chris?

that'd be dumb if rebecca and chris are a thing

my neiger

>Would Chris put the mission at risk to save Jill.
Wasn't that basically what he was gonna do in 5?
I always figured that his priorities were:
Jill=Claire.
Wesker.
Mission.
Staying alive.

Leon would probably go to save Ada if he wasn't already protecting somebody.

Got this with a friend for 7 bucks
Its in no means a resident evil game, chris's campaign is basically CoD WaW
Its still a very fun co op game in its own merit would recommend even if you aren't going to co-op the mercenaries is real fun
I can forgive re5 but not this

>do you think she gave her sister candy to molest her?
Yes.

Well Leon is constantly getting cucked by Ada...

6 is in a weird spot of being good gameplay wise but a terrible RE game
MGSV is in the same place

>although chris apparently wanted to bang some receptionist, according to jill in the re5 mansion dlc
Is there a woman alive who could take Chris?

Seriously though Jill and Chris are too close to simply be professional/friends.
Kinda a "more than friends less than lovers" situation.

also why the fuck does capcom have a huge hardon for Ada shes basically the protagonist in Leon's campaign

>We'll never get Chris' one-man descent into African hell
Could have been pretty good bros.

at least RE6 trows you right in the action, you have to suffer a 2 hours scripted event
6 knows plot is useless after 5, while V takes itself too seriusly, making it boring

>REmake and Resident Evil 5 are my favorites
>Chris is my main man

Smoek my pole

How about fuck both of these fags, Jill wins.

Chris was always boring and there's no redeeming his character after 5, same exact story with Leon but with 4 instead.

There's nothing they can do with those characters that doesn't involve them punching rocks or dropkicking zombies, they might as well just move to Devil May Cry in some retarded crossover and stay there.

Fuck these two.

>Play through game solo, it's alright.
>First game in the series I played and at the reccomendation of a friend.
>Thought I was getting myself into an action series.
>Find out the rest of it has more to do with horror.
>Love the fuck out of all of them.
>Still play Mercenaries as Halena because it's fun.

well they DID survive the clusterfuck that was the spencer mansion

and the other spencer mansion, too

something shown in re6 indicates that chris has a really, really strong desire to protect his shitty rookies and comrades

that's why he became a drunk alcoholic in some serbian bar after his entire team got gooified in not-serbia

Yellow fever

No. Everyone else was pulling out. Chris decided that since the mission was officially fubar'd, he might as well look for Jill. Then they found out that Excella was calling the shots, so Chris found Jill, and completed the mission like a hero.

Chris never pulls out until the job is done.

> Chris "RoidRage" Redfield
> dropped his gun in 1
> is known for being sloppy in 2 and 3
> let his entire team die twice in 6

While I do admire him being able to get the job done against all the B.O.W.S he goes up against, that's the only thing he can do well. Aside from being an excellent point man, marksman and aircraft specialist he isn't good for anything else.

>Chris never pulls out until the job is done.
Probably has more Bastards than Wesker.

I want to fuck Chris until he's completely dry
So Chris

this guy gets it

They're both good characters, but Leon is more of a bro than Chris.

>Thank you for saving me!

Chris: Whatever, just stay out of my way.

Leon: No worries. Hurt anywhere? Good. Follow me and you'll make it out of here alive, okay?

>Danger

Chris: **Silently takes care of the issue, grim mood of danger's around every corner**

Leon: **Takes care of the issue, but wisecracks the whole way and keeps the mood high, making the danger seem not all that bad and that whatever comes, he'll take care of it**

>Will I ever see you again?

Chris: No.

Leon: Heh, if you're lucky, no. But if you're in danger again, I'll try to keep in touch. Take care of yourself out there, it's a dangerous world. Maybe pick up a gun or something, just in case.

chris got in marvel vs capcom
checkmate atheists

>something shown in re6 indicates that chris has a really, really strong desire to protect his shitty rookies and comrades

Has been part of his character from the start. Chris is a big, dumb, righteous protector type. He blamed himself for Richard's death at Arklay.

The choice is obvious.

>Chris never pulls out until the job is done.
What did he mean by this?