say something about this cool fella
Say something about this cool fella
WAXHIM
ITS PYANE
PAIN TO THE MAX
He's the deares of all m friends.
Max, I'm looking for somewhere to spend New Years online. I'm really sick and I had to cancel my plans to go to a party. I still have some beer so I was hoping to maybe find a GTA Online group or something.
DON'T ANSWER THAT
Playing it Bogart.
No Payne, no gain.
A RHETORICAL
they were all dead
QUESTION
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Classy as fuck.
>tfw rl Payne probably have a lot of friends
>most of them are gamers
>they are partying together at this very moment
>you are here
>alone
im glad Sam gets to have fun he deserves it
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The genius of the hole:
No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.
I like him but he fucked up his company.
Remedy hasnt made a bad game
How so, did Quantum Break flop? I haven't really followed it at all
Alan wake and quantum break make two.
VIETNAM
FUCKING
SHITS
You're right, but I hope he can crawl out from Microsoft's shadow sometime and actually make the things he WANTS to make.
Like Alan Wake 2.
>Alan Wake
>bad
This is the funniest thing I've read in 2016.
What was his name again?
PAYNE IN THE BUTT
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>dull repetitive shooting of shadows inbetween story exposition sequences in corridors
Nothing funny about that, it just sad.
Oh, yeah, I love fighting the same enemy in the same dark forests for 15 hours straight.
But hey, at least the shitty low-rent Stephen King knockoff story was really mediocre, right?
I really enjoyed the first couple levels before the reality dawned on me that that was all you did for the entire fucking game.
Supreme Hurt
Or Sammy Waters
His underwhelming 3rd game is an over-produced mess with stupid game mechanics and a jarring level of cut scenes which kill the gameplay stone-dead.
He's the writer, the aspect that gets most praise in Remedy's games... if anything, blame the gameplay designers
He had nothing to do with third Max Payne game.
It wasn't a good game, but it was really charming if you played the Max games and watched Twin Peaks.
Remedy sold MP's rights to R* after MP2. For damn good price at that. Lake had nothing to do with the writing or design of MP3.
I can't help but smile every time i see this photo.
Will Remedy ever make a good game again?
Sam Lake is really talented I think. I've liked all of his games but all of them have also had pretty much the same problems in them. Well Quantum Break was the only one with performance issues but otherwise his games have HUGE amount of style over substance and he purposefully puts his idols and references on a pedestal. I know he does it on purpose but it tend to be distracting at points if something is inspired by Stephen King and he chooses to do it by actually stating it out in-game by mentioning Stephen King.
The games do also have amazing atmosphere, intelligence and actual substance and subtext. Quantum Break especially with all of its problems does have one of the best time travelling storylines I've seen in a game. Gameplay was shit though. Really looking forward to the next game, "Project 7".
Why is Sup Forums so retarded?
Dick Justice
They gave Rockstar "advice", whatever that means. They were involved with it in some way
GET HIM
The game was pretty fun and a change was needed, if another game was to be made. It wasn't made by the same guys anyway.
It sure doesn't mean that they wrote the game for them.
Asking opinions and feedback via email across the pond ain't too much involvement 2bh. It's also kinda hard to tell a big-shot team like R* that "well... this sucks ass."
He's a cool fella
He actually does seem like a cool guy to hang out with.
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I don't think Sam would have let fly the monologue dialogue of MP3 but yeah, they added some ideas
Sam Lake with the Bieber hair is shit.
This is the face of a man who wants you to have fun.
I love this video. He has a fantastic sense of humor.
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constipation.jiff
>Bieber hair
What year are you stuck in?
Is THIS Mads Mikkelsen?
It's called combing your hair, you fucking degenerate.
>bought half a dozen new games in the sale
>just want to play Max Payne again
I forgot my yearly ritual of replaying MP1 on new year's eve.
Max, dearest of all my friends!
>When is Bullet Time?
>Nooooooooooooooowwwwww.
I wonder how much game Sam would get with that look.
>Hey babe, you wanna fuck?
>IT'S PAYNE, GET HIM
why did they originally include that face
Don't know if there's much more of an explanation, other than they thought it was cool/funny. Max Payne really is the type of game I don't see being made nowadays.
Alan Wake 2 when?