Why you mad? It's just a game, bro

>why you mad? It's just a game, bro
>mfw

But I don't own a competitive as fuck.

If you're playing with randoms and your team is shit, you really have no reason to be mad at all.

It's good that you recognize that you are bad at handling your emotions. Something to work on.

Half of that sentence isn't even fucking necessary

E-sports ruined vidya

Not as much as developers and publishers.

"Competetive" does not means that you should chimp out the moment you start losing.

I'm sorry but I'm in it to win it

tantruming doesn't turn a lose into a win. It just makes you look like a jackass.

>That friend who gets so fucking competitive about goddamn everything and can't just shut the fuck up and have fun

I had an incident the other night about this

>Playing Smash
>Five lives
>3 people, myself, friend A, and friend B
>Friend A has to make everything a competition
>Constantly goes after me and friend B because "you suck lol"
>He wins first round
>Next round
>I win first place with 9 KOs and 3 deaths
>I took all five of friend A's lives
>Accuses me and friend B of ganging up on him
>Play again
>Once again kick his ass
>He accuses me of "cheating" because "fucking Bayonetta is broken"
>Play again
>This time friend B smokes us both
>"If you'd turn all these fucking stupid items off and not play on a shitty stage I'd totally win"
>No items, final destination, etc
>Kick his ass
>He gets pissy and leaves
>Tells the rest of our friends that friend B and I cheat at Smash because we can't deal with how much we suck and it's the only way we can win

He's fucking 27 years old. I'm 26.

I have no idea what's wrong with him.

This is a trait of people who are SO shitty at life, that their ability to play a video game is their only point of pride in life.

If you take their game away from them, they have nothing.

>He accuses me of "cheating" because "fucking Bayonetta is broken"
Same shit happens to me. I can't play smash against one person because nearly a year after he still doesn't want to fight Bayo, but doesn't complain when I pick Dorf or any other low tier character and he wins, and it's totally fine for him to play Cloud.

Then get better at the game, chimp. lmao

Considering he slept his way through high school and is currently living on NEETbux I'd say you're on to something

I always play as Mega Man because it's my dream come true, but fucking hell I'm not gonna ignore my baby Bayo.

what the hell

that doesn't even make sense

how many successful people do you know in life? Not even talking shit about you here user but most peoples lives are shitty and void of meaning, merit or happiness.

Of course taking away they only thing they are semi useful at is going to make them chimp out.

I have more stories with this guy that make zero sense

>Used to play a shitload of SSF4 together
>He only plays as Ryu, will never even try someone else
>I discover Juri completely by accident
>Turns out I'm REALLY FUCKING GOOD with Juri and stomp his ass into the dirt 10-1 every time
>He gets pissy when he loses
>Even though other friends come in and out of the room he keeps talking as if he's the one constantly kicking my ass
>Tries to pull some bullshit over winner gets to be on the left side and that's why the number is so high, because he's just been winning nonstop

I don't understand compulsive liars.

>Thinking final destination is the only competitive stage

God damn it. I hate you sakurai for perpetuating this meme.

>how many successful people do you know in life?
Well I'm 30. Not saying we're rich, but everybody I went to high school with now has a job and a family

Stop being a manchildren, if you don't like how your teammates play, look for others, and if you can't find them, accept that other people enjoy playing the game more casually, or just mute them, play with bots, or play another game.

>be a zen player
>completely rekt opponent
>mfw

maybe you should stop being a casual and turn the fucking items off