Daily reminder everything above Generation 5 is not a real Pokemon and is not canonical

Daily reminder everything above Generation 5 is not a real Pokemon and is not canonical.

''''''''''''''pokemon''''''''''''''''''

anything above gen 2 is bloated garbage. even gen 2 is pushing it with crap like held items.

WTF IS THIS SHIT

You mean everything above Gen 2, right?

a pokemon

*a redditmon

fixed

Pokemon died after Gen 4. Gen 4 was the last true Pokemon game.


>last gen with real life japanese regions
>the creator of the earth is revealed as arceus
>last gen with ok pokemon
>last gen with a third game, like platinum

It's fucking over.

Furbait or deviantart edge mon.
Maybe both.

Pokemon is fucking garbage
It's childish garbage that is very apparent
And its not fun, ooo teach your monster 4 moves and takke on the other guy with 4 moves,, and kill them with one hit they're weak against.
Fuckk off with thiss rockkk papers bullshit

Same garbage game everytime, except you gotta catch all the useless shit again plus a few more

And trading to evolve your pokemon? Guess i'll never get those, fuck you

Reminder that /vp/ exists.

I want to fuck that round faced pikachu

Black and White 2 are the best main games.

Heart Gold and Soul Silver are the best remakes.

Fite me.

cute! CUTE!

A slow rock type pokemon that has average defense.

Gen 3*

I want to brush her tail.

Except Gen V had fucking awful pokemon, which is pretty important for a pokemon game. 90% of them are pure trash. Gen VI and VII at least brought it down to maybe a 40%-60% trash rate.

3*

Pokemon threads are still allowed when they're strictly talking about the games.

/vp/ was made because of the endless pokegirl and furry shitposting.

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The quality of the games went down after Gen 5. The games are getting even easier, characters are dumbed down, post game is not improving. The only thing that it's getting better are the graphics. It's all prettier now, maybe to cover up everything else.

You mean gen 2.

Every pokemon released after gen 2 was noticeably designed with a total different philosophy than that first two gens.

>gen 2 Pokémon are some of the least interesting
>they decided to fix this in gen 3 by having actually good designs
>this is a bad thing
wew

Worst gen designs are 4,5, and 6. You literally can't prove me wrong.

Faggots who grew up with these gens need not apply.

No, I'm pretty sure I said Gen 2.

I can accept that

Reminder that original generation is the only era of pokemon worth a shit.

>bu-b-but muh gen 2

The underaged pretenders have got to go, with their fake nostalgia.

Reminder that Pokemon died after gen 6.

Agreed

>You need 200 spikes and 40 different colors to make a pokemon interesting

>her

It's surprisingly good.
Not that slow and no guard is great with rock miss
Maybe better than dog form even

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>implying gen 2 didn't also have overdesigned garbage (see pic related)
>implying there is no middle ground between "literally just a fucking deer" and "overdesigned anime shit"

why do you say that?

This is your starter tonight.

Can I evolve it?

This guy gets it.

Gen 1 = mad science and gangsters
Gen 2 = cultural clash and gangsters
Gen 3 = eco terrorists and ancient monsters
Gen 4 = fucking gods
Gen 5 = philosophy and a guy who can talk to pokemon
Gen 6 = ???
Gen 7 = alternate dimensions?

Yes?

Entei is shit but he's not overdesigned.

Gen VII was great. Gen V was shit. Been playing since Gen I.

epic BUMP