Killing Floor

>Killing Floor
>You don't kill floors

Of course you don't kill multiple floors, just THE floor.

>Last of Us
>there's a whole bunch of other people

And people complained about No Man's Sky
even though the game truly had not a single man in the sky.

>Mario 64
>there is only one

>Warcraft
>Craft bags, armor, weapons, etc., but no war.

>Team Fortress 2
>Nobody plays as a team

>dark souls
>the souls are white

>Risk of Rain
>It doesn't even rain

>call of duty
>there's no calls

>Mortal Kombat

There's a round two.

>Thief
Not starring a dindu

>Sup Forums - Video Games
>there's no vidya

>Crusader Kings 2
>the most lacking feature of the game is actually good Crusade mechanics

...

>Runescape
>you can run, but you can't escape

>Street Fighter
>you don't do combat against stretches of pavement and ashpalt

+++

fuck

now im gonna pronounce it like run escape

>I am Setsuna
>Setsuna isn't the main chracter

>tony hawks underground
>tony hawk is never underground

>Zone of the Enders
>Ender isn't even in the game

My mum thought it was run escape for months, I always had to beg her to renew my membership after doing my chores and she'd spend ages listening to a shitty automated message on the phone then one day she finally realised it was runescape and we both laughed a lot

>Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
>There isn't just 9 people or 9 doors

>need for speed
>it's actually a want for speed

>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>Ponies are neither little nor mine, and friendship is a social concept and not a source of arcane power

>Dragon's Dogma
>dragon isn't voiced by kevin smith

>Final fight
>the game has more than 1 fight

>Resident Evil
>Residents aren't the evil ones

>STALKER: CoP
>There's no person following your every move and looking through any leads to know more about you
>People from Pripyat aren't calling me

>Zero Time Dilemma
>they rushed the game so there was obviously a time dilemma

>Metal Gear Solid
I don't even know where to start

hey I recognize that laptop. I had one of those my senior year of high school, it was a P4 Dell that ran about 4,000,000 F when browsing the internet.

>final boss
>is not in a position of management or power in a commercial enterprise

but it does...

none of these are funny

>rimworld
>you don't rim no world, you don't even rim anything for that matter

>Sup Forums
>funny

someone didnt make it very far

>Dead Rising

You never see them rise from their graves

>risk of rain
>a sniper with a crowbar kills local god with a single shot without any risk

>Sup Forums - Video Games
>most of the discussions are non-video game related

Is there anything that doesn't have a stock image?

>Dark Souls 2
>there's no soul
Oh wait.

...

> >/v > funny
> /v is actually funny

Me getting laid.

>dying light
>no light dies

Yeah but did you fuck?

Super Mario RPG
>Mario doesn't even have an RPG..

>New Years Eve
>You don't go out

>Final Fantasy...
>... Fifteen

Top zozzle

>friendship is a social concept and not a source of arcane power

But that's literally how it works in the show

>Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
>takes way fucking longer than an hour

...

>Serious Sam
>Sam isn't serious and keeps cracking one-liners

>Doom
>actually you aren't doomed, its the demons that are doomed

>Half-Life
>have full life

Silent Hill
>There's no hills and it's noisy most of the time

Yikes

>Watch Dogs
>you don't watch dogs

>Devil may cry
>Devil can NOT cry

>Mad Max
>Max is the only sane person
>Watch Dogs 2
>You dont watch 2 dogs, you watch an ape

Didnt dante cry tho?

>Resident Evil
>It's not about the resident in your hotel, Mr. Evil

>Sleeping Dogs
>There's no dogs sleeping

>Tomb Raider
>it's not about raiding tombs

The Studio is

>"oh user-kun i thought it was run escape for so long!"
>"oh my that is so funny mother hahaha"
>his mother is laughing so hard that she is bent over clutching her stomach
>user is stood behind her and accidentally stares at his mother's butte
>"what are you looking at son?"
>"n-nothing i w-was uh"
>"shhhhh it's okay user, your father is away tonight, it's just me and you"
>she places her index finger over user's lips and slowly traces the outline of his lips
>she pokes her finger tip between his lips and he parts them, accepting the finger in to his mouth
>they both blush
>she grabs her breast and then takes the finger out of user's mouth
>she puts the finger into her own mouth and slowly begins undressing
>user's eyes are wipe open as he stares at the largest pair of breasts he's ever seen
>"do you like them user? touch them"
>"w-what?"
>"touch... them"
>he lays his hand on her breast and his penis becomes even harder
>she notices this and gently strokes the head of his penis with her moist finger
>user is weak with pleasure and starts to drip pre cum
>"follow me to the bedroom, user"
>"wait, i need to do something first"
>user grabs his phone, takes a selfie and posts it on his favourite board

it was only the rain

So where is the arcane power generated from Lyra and Bon Bon's friendship?

But most of them are

They gained the power of horse lesbianism

>Shin Megami Tensei
>True Goddess Reincarnation
>You don't see any goddesses reincarnating

>Borderlands
>You don't ever explore the border of anything

Ahaha holy fuck

>The Long Dark
>has mornings

>The Legend of Zelda
>Protagonist is called Link

Oy vey not horse lesbianism

>The long dark
>No black dick

>Fallout: New Vegas

>The Vegas in the game isnt new it's just the leftovers of old Vegas

>Walking dead
>Can't even walk the dead

and not in fortress

>Nintendo
>It doesn't

>Dayz
>There's nightz too

>Left 4 dead

>Leave more than four deads in all stages

>2fort

lewd

>Persona 5
>You don't own five purses

>Playstation 4
>There's nothing to play

>Thief: Deadly Shadows
>no shadow is actually deadly, but is actually just the absence of light like IRL

Wow, just fucking wow

>Don't starve
>You actually starve

>Bioshock Infinite
>The game ends

Not in das 1, humanity

...

>PC Master race
>Begs for ports

>Dark Souls
>The ennemies drop multiple souls each
>You actually don't know if those souls are dark, or if you are just liberating good souls.

really? but it's simple user..

Metal Gear = Title Subject

Solid = your dick

Humanity!=souls