It's 2017

>It's 2017
>Woolie still hasn't killed the Taurus Demon

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Have some patience

I haven't started watching this yet, but the thought that Woolie can't warp anywhere for half the game makes me a little worried.
I can only imagine how slow and cautious he'll be this time.

>Implying Woolie "Salt King" can do anything right

SLOOOWWWWWWWWW
ANNNNNNND
CAAAAAUTIOUUUUUS

>they will never kill ninetails in x command mission

Woolie is dead.

Darlington is a new man.

>he hasn't killed the Taurus Demon
dunno who Woolie is but that makes me feel better. first time i beat him he fell off the bridge. 2nd time i just dexfagged him to death

These games are severely overrated.

To be fair that takes some serious dedication.

Doesn't make them bad though. Watchmen is overrated but still good.

>2nd time i just dexfagged him to death
By which you mean you dodged his attacks and struck when there was an opening like you're spposed to do?

>hour and a half into the game
>haven't beaten taurus demon

how the fuck

I can maybe understand if you've never played the games but woolie doesn't have that excuse

I wish Pat would stop sucking DaS's dick. I get that it's a good game, but him stopping woolie to make him look at things is annoying.

To be fair, if it's not him who tells him to do that, it will be the fanbase who'll scream that he missed something.

-Liam leaves 2BF with Pat and possibly Woolie.
-Liam takes a backseat role as editor while he sorts out his brain problems
-Ally with Plague
-Sign up for Patreon
-No more fart gas

Overrated and mediocre

I've never beat him either.

The dipshit jumped off the edge of the map during my first run and launched me through the gate on my second. He's bugged.

>everybody always loses their way and doesn't recognize places they've been literally 3 minutes ago when they are the ones actually playing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

That's one thing I don't get about the biggest LP'ers. It's like they spend so long in their notes, or looking at each other to talk, that they can't pick up on what's on-screen. And then they act like it's hard to talk and play at the same time, like they have one-track attention spans. I've never understood that.

If you're already shit at directions and multi tasking then thinking about the recording working as it should while thinking of things to talk about with your co-host is only going to amplify it.
I don't want to excuse shitty play though.

Nah you're supposed to do plunging attacks

I really hope Woolie isn't as cowardly this time around.

>Woolie played every Soulsborne game but DS1
>Still plays like an insecure retard
He is still so slow, still confuses buttons, still doesn't understand stats properly etc...

When you're more worried about making conversation to get likes and favorites, it's not too hard to not pay attention to whats happening on the screen. It's like watching something with friends while having a conversation with them at the same time, you won't pick up everything that you're watching.

>And then they act like it's hard to talk and play at the same time
This is my favorite, I'll never not laugh at this shitty excuse anytime it comes up.

Nah you're supposed to climb the ladder, then be surprised about the hollows, kill them, then when you try to plunge attack the Taurus, he's already climbing the building, and now you have a circular arena to fight him in instead of a choke point.

Woolie has the sense of direction of a fucking blind elephant.

>Remember where you were, down those stairs like 10 seconds ago?
>Y-yeah but uh, ahhh, uuhhhh....
>Spins around like a retard
>Uhhh, yeah uhhh, wait uhhh....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES HE GET PAID TO BE RETARDED

>mfw they reach Capra

Just watch woolie beat him on first try

He can climb that? Shit, I never knew that.

they're going too slow I hope they speed up and not take 5 mins to explain boring shit that everyone already knows

Can't be worse than GG on Mario 64.
youtube.com/watch?v=lAGDZETy7To

Unless Pat coaches him, Woolie doesn't know enough about real Poise to pull that off.

Yo I recently started Lords of the Fallen and got my shit pushed in by one of the earlier bosses, the one in the cemetery.

Fucking adds ruin any fight.

>It's another Dark Souls LP.

I'd switch over to TFS, but they've been boring lately too.

He can jump up there, yes.

Are they gonna wait for the full Walking Dead season 3 to be finished to start their playthrough?

just unsubscribe from Super Bunnyhop

>they dont do brawls anymore
>they dont do best of (year) videos anymore
>they dont do top 10s for the year anymore

why do they hate working so much

>turn your camera to the right
>no over there
>yup over there
>man just slow down
i fucking hate pat sometimes

It's the problem with becoming Internet Famous. When you become Internet Famous you gain a steady bunch of mindless retard fans who are happy no matter what you do, so you don't have to make an effort. See: all the games they've chosen lately.

this is exactly it. its baffling when i call out their shit like their matrix fisticuffs. where they spent like 14 minutes inputting a code to get multiplayer running and they actually kept it in the video.

someone defended that

I don't know why they bother with that ebin joke where they wait a year to go over GOTYs for that year, it was kinda funny at first but now just looks lazy

>Darlington

They dont even bother with that anymore

by the way it wasnt a joke, they just are legit so lazy that it took them over a year to make their lists

there is zero success and reason in trying to appease every viewer

>end of part 3
>Woolie jumps off the fucking ledge again
>even Pat calls him out for it
Oh my god this is gonna be 100+ parts, isn't it?

I've been listening to the old podcasts for the fifth or sixth time

Here is a direct quote from liam:

"Project Pheonix, Mighty Number 9.. 2014 is going to be awesome!"

I just wish Pat would stop telling Woolie about every single thing he misses. Let him miss a few things. If it's important you can always go back for it.

What the fuck was project phoenix again

>Liam... sorts out his brain problems

What, is he getting his Devil's Avocado removed?

Oh, and Pat predicted the Switch back in 2013. Everything about it, actually: a slide-in, slide out portable gaming device that connects to a dock and can upscale it's resolution for TV gaming when it's in the dock. Plus combining their mobile and console games.

So far every time he's done it, it's been super lame. "Yeah, that's a building. Great."

>it took him 80 minutes to reach the burg

its pretty fucking bad. like they are trying to be some psuedo plague of gripes in terms of looking at every fuckin detail because pat said to look over here and there on top of woolie playing like a cautious moron

THAAAT'S
AAAA
AAAALIUUUMMMM

A FF Tactics made by westerners

Pat has become really butthurt when his Dark Souls abilities were questioned during the Bloondborne and DS3 playthroughs. So now he HAS to point out everything to prove he is still good and to prevent people from pissing on him again.

Thats just how it is.

>souls games are boring to watch
>it's the only LP they'll do until Matt returns
great?
I don't understand why they're not making it a stream like they did with DeS. At least that way the people who want to watch Woolie fumble around can do it 3 to 4 hours at a time, instead of getting 30 minutes every day.

To be fair it STILL took them a month into 2016 to get their 2014 video out so maybe they're still doing it but just being lazy as fuck

I honestly dont remember at all even if the name rings bells. Cant even be arsed to google it.

So, are things going to be even worse when Matt comes back?

so how long do you think the podcast will last while its just pat and woolie?

>Pat tells Woolie to look at the nice view
>Woolie just spins the camera around while looking at the ground
>"Ahhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaah"

The problem is, is that Pat has forgotten everything. Like, when they went to the inactive elevator at Firelink, and Pat declared that the drop was fatal. Or when they did a quick jaunt around the graveyard, picked up two items that Pat declared that they got everything. He clearly hasn't played Dark Souls 1 in years and doesn't remember anything. Maybe he never knew anything at all. Maybe he just blundered his way through the game and considered himself an expert.

Fuck me, this is gonna be the worst.

>using the mace unironically
jesus christ

I Hope Woolie will do the Dangancast with Pat. That would be hilarious.

they'll probably get even more shitty guests from now on

They are going to bring in guests every week. No way they want to bother with just two of them.

It has/had the Tictacs character designer doing the art from what I remember. At least on the kickstarter page.

Yes. His victim complex is going to be nuclear from the people saying how "great" everything has been since he's gone whenever those posts occasionally breaching his hugbox and from his biggest yesman bailing.

post yfw Matt and Liam get replaced by Plague and Super Bunyhop

You weren't expecting anything other than Pat's Guided Tour of Dark Souls now with 20% more bullshit he read on Reddit so it must be true?

>Plague on all the upcoming podcasts
Please let this happen.
He's the only guest I could stand, and I've started to like him more than the best friends themselves.

Woolie said he'd do the podcast by himself if it came to that because before the podcast he just talked about these things by himself and the only difference would be recording it.

I honestly am not trying to defend Pat, but didnt he say that the elevator drop "might be okay" to coax woolie towards it. And I guess he just wanted woolie get the zweihander since thats "the coolest" thing in the graveyard.

No disagreeing there though, its going to be horrible.

I doubt Bunny will move to Canada to do Lets Plays on a failing channel. Neither would Plague, he probables makes more money than them.

It's decent for the graveyard and a few other places where the enemies are conveniently placed next to either large drops or dead drops.

That being said, I was a dirty spearfag my first playthrough as soon as it said spears can attack while blocking.

>That Evangelion FFF

Why would it be worse? Matt and Pat is the best combo on the channel.

If anything, the fact that Liam is gone means we're finally leaving the Suck Age for a new Golden Age.

Plague is busy but filthy rich from the patreon money. He only has to draw some sonics and bloodbornes for backers to make bank.

spear is fine when you get a free lightning spear in sens since it helps a lot with that area

its just he has all these options but he wont do anything about it unless he gets pats "permission"

Plague needs to draw more Sayian girls

I'm still hoping Danny Sexbang will join the best friends.

Now that Liam is gone I hope they could go back to brawls. Not going to happen though, too much editing required.

>Matt and Pat is the best combo on the channel

Only if Pat takes the lead. If Matt is anything other than on the side he's fucking insufferable.

Yeah, you're most likely right.
Maybe he'll even go into yet another downward spiral.
Matt hasn't been enjoyable in like two years, user.

He actually draws them fairly often, even if not often enough. He really loves his saiyan women.

...

Friendo, this is not 'filthy rich' money

Shit, I make considerably more than this and wouldn't consider myself rich by any stretch of the imagination

>I honestly am not trying to defend Pat, but didnt he say that the elevator drop "might be okay" to coax woolie towards it
No, he said it's a fatal drop. Just straight up. It was only when Woolie said there was ground there that Pat changed his tune.
youtu.be/OzsGod7qgiI?t=15m59s
15:59

>hey woolie go do this thing because i said to playthrough

why dont you just fucking play then pat

To be fair, that's a really shit game.

Arin isn't a game, user.

Well rich for someone who lives at their parent's farm.

>clearly have multiple part worth of clips ready
>instead of dumping a lot in one day or just increasing the length of the video that just do one a day
>mfw DS4 will come out sooner than them finishing DS1

anyone know plagues porn alias?

Because if Pat is on the controls, he has no scapegoat to blame his incompetence on. He'd rapidly expose his nature as a hack fraud who is shit at Dark Souls.
He NEEDS Woolie to take the fall.

I can't take Plague on the podcast. He's going to find a way to talk about Dark Souls every single week. I fucking get it you like it Dark Souls.

Well shit, remembered it wrong then.

>I make considerably more than this
But I'd imagine you also do more work, and work harder than he does.
That's pretty good money to sit on your ass, and draw.