ITT: games your dick told you to play

ITT: games your dick told you to play.

Does your dick have better taste in games than your friends?

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what game?

also

>no butt slider
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

Filename says Winning Putt.

OP if you like this and you like animu then you should play honey select

My dick decided to give the RE games a try.

My dick was disappointed as fuck but the games were really nice.

my dick has ~okay~ taste

What are some dicktastic PS1 games?

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Deathtrap Dungeon.

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iq is not for sex

That game was radioactive shit.

My dick has terrible taste in games. Once the boner wears off I regret everything and uninstall.

i thought it was okay.
weapons are easy enough to use.
you never need to do any advanced moves to progress.
and the rest is just resident evil exploration and item finding and door opening.
also some of the bossfights were neat.

75% of the games I play

Omega Quintet was steaming horseshit

Never EVER listen to your dick

Game is shit though.

perhaps the most underrated waifu of our modern age

hah. i fell in the same boat as you. mainly for that character you posted.
thank god i only paid $5 for it.

My dick has similar taste in games to me
It doesn't actually like them

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>best way to get money is a RNG savescum fest
>when you finally get new swimsuits and poledance tickets, making the girls accept them is another RNG fest

Fuck this game.

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>best girl
good taste

Honey Select
>inb4 "game"
Since I am too shit to make source porn I will start making HS webms

Soon.

Noxian Nights. I have yet to see if my dick was right

>Game selected by dick
>Heart kicks dick out of the driver seat and goes full speed ahead

Maids are cute.

I fucking hate this bitch, what are you talking about.

To this day she still hasn't accepted my pole dance ticket.

I tried to download that game but I found some sort of "DLC" up in sukebei but I didn't understad shit, is there some sort of tutorial to install and play the game?

>Updated the game today, all DLC and updates installed just like always
>Error pops up with "Celebrate"
>Game doesn't go past the DO NOT PLAY OUTSIDE OF JAPAN screen
>Reinstalling didn't work, nor did removing the new DLC stuff

This is a great game when it isn't frustrating as fuck

True, Ash is VERY fast operator for sexing at incredible hihg speeds

stay mad

>That blue haired rental maid
>The genki personality and accompanying music in her non-H scenes

They're adding just as much heart as they are boner now. I am fine with that.

>buy fallout nv on steam sale
>install sexout and a bunch of sex mods
>start up game
>wow this is boring as shit
>fuck npcs with my ugly potato face woman character
>bretty good
>cum and shut down the game because it's boring
>rinse and repeat
>finish the game
>it was actually 10/10

and thats how i got interested in fallout

He's right. She is the best girl.

Pretty much exactly what I did.

Did the same with Skyrim too.

your mole is gross anyway

Honey select, not bad.

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I check the pastebin every few weeks and update my game even when I don't play it.

One time I reinstalled after a year and it took about half an evening to get this shit working again.

My dick guided me to a really fun game actually. Huniepop was certainly worth 5$.

The controls are some kind of abomination, that's my biggest gripe with it. It's one of the most repetitive games I've ever played. I'm not even going into the story because why bother.

I tend to get the 32 bit and 64 bit stuff mixed up, but the only times I've had errors like this are with the christmas DLC and one of the personalities. Really wish I could figure out what the fuck this "Celebrate" shit is, because I can't find anyone else with the problem.

again, you are right, but there is no need to get the hang of the controls on normal difficulty
also the story is neat, you get these cool bossfight in a snowstorm where you have to protect child Nina from zombies and some chinese lady.
it has some neat stuff

I want Catwoman to crush my balls under her boots

I haven't even played the actual game yet.

This.

the speedy jew is ugly

Senran Kagura 2

In my case the game ceased to work after getting to day 25.

I was never so angry.

The Sims 4 is tempting me so badly but I don't want to actually play that shit

Isn't the gameplay just bejewled?

Just stick with 32 bit, VNR has issues with 64. The celebrate addon is just a lap pillow + ear cleaning thing.

Like the lap pillow it's just an option you can pick before you fuck the shit out of your waifu or toss her over to get NTR'd.

Oh, that's good to know then. I'll give it a shot after removing that addon.

I remember when Tom Clancy games had some semblance of realism.

That made no goddamn sense.

While the game itself isn't stellar or anything (but not bad, just grindy), you both were looking at the wrong girl.

Scratch that, I have no idea which addon has that stuff in it.

SoniComi

Free mode is fun to fuck around with my dick

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>Those hands.

what is this?

That's the problem with the addon packs. Try going to the website and update again with the 32 bit updater, hopefully it works.

kisskiss.tv/cm3d2/update.php

what game is this?

My dick regret nothing.

>tfw I fapped to GTA V Hookers more than one time

muh nigga

So, what game has the best character creator?, besides The Sims of course

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Black Desert Online, unfortunately.

I'm not gonna buy that shit though

Maybe you shouldn't play it outside of Japan ;^)

Masturbated to strippers
>I only wanted my money's worth

it's like seeing a hot older woman, and then you see her hands.

you can't fake the hands.

based raita

I gave my dick a high five after it recommended this game. It's been enjoyable.

SecondLife

Senran Kagura Estival Versus just yesterday.

Fapped3 times already

yes

Yes but different colors are more or less effective depending on the girl and you get cute/lewd pictures. Theres also some upgrades but those are pretty useless.

modded skyrim

The small but of time i spent on the game she was a beast in battles

Doesnt change the fact that huge tits on a short haired girl gets my motor running

It's an mmo so.....

I also forgot to shrink the hands. You can do that.

how did she stay upright?

Black Desert Online

It's an MMO and it's a fucking grind fest. Like, a huuuuuuge grind.

Vague H-games that take forever to find and even longer to find/install the translation for are the fuckin best.

Just completed Salvation, I wanna fuck that cat

Sad dick at first
Very happy dick later

eurofag here
>what?

Which Yakuza game?

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>Filename

6

skyrim modded is the best sex game after you get through the terrible installing process of all the mods
>tfw my female character gets raped regularly

Wish her model was this gorgeous.

>censored in the west
if only could read those moonrunes

>Points to filename
>image is a spoiler image so it reads "Spoiler Image" instead of the normal name

>full translation never ever
Fuck, I just want to spend time with my maidos, I don't care about the porn

But I thought that Kazuma was pure.

Why is he browsing that kind of sites?

I'm terrible at fighting games but I bought this just for her