Desert level

>desert level
>kebab music starts playing
>you fight insects and lizards
>the boss is a sandworm

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kebab music is actually bretty good in desert levels

>quick sand is a hazard

Praise saint Shai-Hulud!

>lava level
>sitar starts playing

>you start hallucinating

>kebab music
Isn't it illegal to play music in most Muslim areas?

Isn't playing music a great way to get curb stomped/beaten with pipes by the Religious Police?

These games aren't accurate at all. Only music playing should be nasheed or the screams of non-Muslims.

>cave level
>reddit music starts playing
>you fight insects and spiders
>the boss is a giant spider

I'm pretty sure it's instrumental music that they don't like. What fucking losers.

Define "Reddit music", user.

That job sounds pretty awesome.

You get to beat the fuck out of chicks
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Sandworms you say?

>Desert level
>The party gets seperated

May His passing cleanse the world.

>FFXI
>I miss it
>WHY GOD?!?

>Desert level.
>Have to move from oasis to oasis

The women get unruly if you do not beat them

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>Underground level
>Reddit music starts playing
>Furrybait enemies start talking with you using tumblr memes
>The boss is an deviantart tier anthropomorphic goat

3D version of Risk of Rain?

>kebab music

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Was one of the few good parts about Fable 3.

Anything he doesn't like/anything that is popular.

no, early access survival AIDS

>Desert level
>one of the NPC's is named Muhammad

Not big surprise.

>desert level
>remove kebab music starts playing
>you fight kebabs
>the boss is a turkroach

Which game perfectly portrayed Muslim hellholes most accurately?

And his name shall bring death to those who oppose him.

WE MUST CROSS THE DESERT

youtube.com/watch?v=ov8FAoXxWHU

I fucking hated trying to camp that fucking thing... only Dark Ixion was worse.

Its true

>desert area
>characters get bikinis or barely clothes at all

>play Deserts of Kharak
>every level is a desert level
only bad thing about it is now Steam keeps recommending "Female Protagonist" games to me

You were here yesterday. I remember you smooching with my brother

Fuck off fag

>you pass out from the heat
>someone rescues u

>Isn't it illegal to play music in most Muslim areas
Where did you get that from?
But of course you'd look like a douchebag if you're playing loud music in front of any ongoing church

This one always gets me more than anything else

I understand how "desert level = Arabic kitsch" in vidya, like the logic is there even if gets so overused it turns into a meme (same goes for its rarer cousin, "desert level = southwest Native American kitsch").

But having weird new age-y, pseudo-Indian sitar music play every time you walk into a volcano is such an oddly specific and incongruous trope, and yet it happens constantly. What game did this first?

spotted the mad redditor
kill yourself

I have also wondered this many times, really hard to find any logical reason for it.

>vietnam level
>it ain't me starts playing

>ice level
>bells

I'm pretty sure this is the first one:

youtube.com/watch?v=g6NgA48KWc0

It was the music track for both the desert and lava levels, and was composed with the former in mind, but you hear it first in the lava level because it comes earlier in the game. And then everyone played Mario 64, and probably heard the sitar music on the lava level, and for whatever reason it stuck in the collective unconscious of video game devs around the world. Forever.

Only under sharia.

Could be. I'm trying really hard to think of an older example of that lava+sitar thingy, but can't come up with anything older than that.

Remember that Ottomans were the actual rulers of islamic world in both religious and political sense for about half a millenia, and they had their own imperial marches:
youtu.be/36sO84Hq6kw

>Desert level
>Party gets separated
>Slowly finds everyone
>The only one that had any issue is your character

>They shittalks instrumental music
Whoa there pal, is this true?

Sounds evil.

But the little sect that came out of arabi (who the Ottomans tried to destroy) is the actual islam guys.

t. britbong

>sewer level
>bass based music start playing
>you fight rats and bats

CURSE THE CHRISTIAN KING AND HIS ARMY OF INFIDELS

>snow level
>xylophones and chimes

Don't they even realize it makes them sound like the bad guys?

>circus level
>worst song in the entire soundtrack plays
>because they all use that same ONE circus song as a baseline

>italian level
>pizza music plays

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Explain user.

I'm pretty sure it's haraam

they weren't though

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The vast majority of the islamic world was either a part of the Ottoman Empire or served it. Sure, there were rival factions/sects and frequent rebellions, but that doesn't discredit the Ottomans. They were the medieval France of the islamic world.

>Weird desert spore level
>Giant ass worm comes out of nowhere and eats you

>space level
>beeps and boops or orchestral

This cant be real!
My sides.

>italian level
>it has a NPC named Mario

Yes, especially string instruments over all else, yet still it hasn't changed the fact that numerous countries have persisted with various different styles of music that include instruments to modern day. What things say on paper and how people and cultures react to that is not so black and white, just like everywhere else on the planet. Muslims are weird and at times extreme but they're not aliens or robots, reality is always more complex.

>marble corridor level
>marble music starts playing
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>That worm that jumps over the rock bridge
There's so much fucking things I love about Xenoblade X. I really hope they try the open world again but refine it so it's not nearly as bullshit as X was (like having to find party members to level them up).

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>night-time city level
>nigger music starts playing
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>in the desert
>quicksand

best desert music right here boys.

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>desert level
>sand worm music starts playing

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I remember it. God damnit don't do a flip you moron.

The fuck?

needs more scorching Baghdad

damn it
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>not wanting to be the badass villain

If Ottomans still existed today (no, Turkey does not count), I guess that they would just straight up use *that* Imperial March just to make the message clear to everybody.

firewalking maybe?

Stop making fun of my culture, you are all going to hell