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ARRRRRR MATIES

HEMMIN' AND HAWIN'

That was the stupidest episode out of the lot and I don't know why I liked it so much

To me it was essentially waste of time. Zero comedy value in talking like a pirate.

THEM'S WHO DIES BE THE LUCKY ONES
AND THAR BE PLENTY LUCK GOIN ROUND TODAY

YEE BE TALK LIKE THAT WHICH MAKES SWABBLES LIKE YOU WALK DEH PLANK,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous


I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time


Or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime
I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards
I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards

I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too
Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them right out of the blue
From SMGs to RPGs, I carry quite an arsenal
And skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle

Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity
I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity
In matters combat tactical and physics theoretical
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

If you can't do a pull-up you deserve to die.

THE MOVIE

So he finished the series, right?

>I can't even make fun of this

Yeah. Like a year ago.

I still can't believe they finished the entire in this series before Half Life 3 was realeased.

Before Half Life 3 got a teaser trailer.

BEFORE HALF LIFE 3 GOT A SINGLE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCREENSHOT

years

Half-Life 3 will never ever happen and you are a fool for having an inkling of hope for it. Valve doesn't care for it, and there is no use for it.

Wait really? Fuck I need to finish it.
Might as well restart

Theirs a mind of freeman half life 2?


I enjoyed mind of Shepard a lot too.

last episode was exactly 2 years ago.

Damn I've been behind. Well I guess there's no better time to restart than tomorrow?

Ahh geez, I'm running late agaiiiin!

humor towards the end started to fall flat
xen was a bit bland
his insistence on only using the pistol, smg, and shotgun to the point of explicitly ditching the gluon gun for no reason which in turn dragged out later fights was infuriating

hell probably finish freemans mind 2 before hl3 is finished

I remember he had a Q&A about that since it had taken so much damn time to finish among legal issues with Machinima and trying to run his own shit he was just burnt out.

>finnish freemans mind

How would that go?

>FUUUUG MEED EMBASSADOR BINEABBLE :DDD

Ross said he's gonna start it next year but no confirmed date when next year since he said it depends on how far into the movie he's in.

Though once he starts the scheduling would hopefully not be as bad as the first one. While Civil Protection died from shit scheduling, his Game Dungeon series is released and updated pretty often and the last quarter of Freemans Mind he really began picking up the pace of episode releases.

PERGELE :DDD

MUH MOVIE

SUUGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR :DDDD

>WAIT, SHIT
>THEY KNOW MY NAME

>that plan about changing his identity and the buried gold

>the progress from hoping they won't find out, to panicking that they won't buy his 30 counts of self defense with an automatic weapon, to relief because as his killcount racked up the story would be less and less believable
I miss the second act

Realms of the Haunting is the wierdest fucking FMV game I've ever seen, and it's wierd I never heard of it before he explored it on Game Dungeon because I'm usually good at knowing wierd FMV games.

>LÄÄÄSER :DDD KAUTION DDD: LÄÄÄSER :DDD KAUDION DDD:
>Whad cud it mean? Ebin :DDD

>Ah, a radioactive spill! Part of me wants to believe we're not this criminally incompetent, but...I know better.

>Come to think of it, how much do I know about Black Mesa? We have toxic waste, loads of weapons, missiles, and now a shark tank. Am I working for a James Bond villain company?

>I don't know much Latin. "Language of science", my ass! It would be kind of cool if I wrote out "Latin is a dead language" in blood, and made it look like one of the soldiers did it as his dying action. People would say, "Wow, those were his last words, huh?!" Make them think.

> Okay, accident or not, I've killed so many people at this point that I have to be changing the course of history. I've mostly been killing soldiers though and they're not as likely to change the course of history unless it's a really decisive battle. Or maybe if they're smart and they go off and do important things later on in life. No, there's no risk of THAT. I haven't killed any smart people.

Freemans Mind is the best lets play.

Coffee coffee coffee. Coffee! It's not as strong as methamphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth.

Poor guy.

Good old New Mexico! We're really making a name for the state. First they invented the atomic bomb at Los Alamos, and now we've invented mean-ass aliens that teleport out of nowhere! I don't know which is worse!

When they invented the atomic bomb they were afraid it was going to catch the atmosphere on fire and burn up the whole Earth, but they did it anyway. That took balls. Not us, though. The only people taking the risks were the ones who didn't understand them in the first place. We're not brave, we're just stupid.

THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! I HAVE A GUN SO I'M IN CHARGE!

Words of wisdom

>LASER! ...Caution ...LASER! ...Caution ...LASER! ...Caution ...LASER! ... What could it mean?

>that deus ex review

10/10 my lads

My only complaint is that aside from the military industrial complex part, he didn't really say anything that hasn't already said, and he acknowledged at the video's start that that was going to be the case.

On the other hand, he's one of the few reviewers I've seen that is actually fair to Invisible War in regards to its strong points, and puts into words why I always thought HR wasn't as well written.

Brrbl
coffee coffee coffee
Not as strong as methamphetamine but doesn't rot your teeth

best quote

That review led to me discovering ThreadbareInc and his Deus Ex LP and I say he deserves props for that.

Damn the Lecture Series is really interesting

>Oh, you've got to be shitting me. I'm gonna sue the hell out of Black Mesa when I get out of here! Locking your workers in? That's what the Triangle Shirtwaist factory did! Locked its workers in, then there was a fire, then everybody died! That's a formula for success. Damn it! We're making history right now - crap history!

Invisible War genuinely goes into some deep shit in regards to free will, transhumanism, trying to create a "more perfect" government. But it's bogged down by mediocre gameplay where many of the RPG elements of the original were stripped away. But the writing is solid, the writer of DE came back for IW and it shows.

It actually made me pay attention to Bioshock Infinite on a level beyond just the surface.

I'm going to put that on a coffee mug kek

'Work harder, not smarter'. Yep, that's us alright! We stay the course with stupid.

>the doritos dream

>When they invented the atomic bomb they were afraid it was going to catch the atmosphere on fire and burn up the whole Earth, but they did it anyway. That took balls. Not us, though. The only people taking the risks were the ones who didn't understand them in the first place. We're not brave, we're just stupid

>What the fuck? We installed bulletproof glass in our exit doors? That stuff's not cheap! How retarded are we!? I don't know anymore!

>"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!
Is this Machinima's best written show? Is it the only good one out there?

>I'm a walking CDC nightmare!

Yes by far

The author, I forget his name, is fucking hilarious

He has a YouTube channel with great reviews too

>these have enough preservatives to mummify a small dog

Ross is the hero of video games right?

Freeman's Mind is dumb.

>damnit it's the fun police

Though not Machinima, Red Vs Blue is pretty good too. The early seasons that is
>"So it is a sword, it just happens to function as a key in very specific situations."
>"Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death"
>"Man I'd love to live in your world for like 10 minutes"

Ross Scott

I'd buy it

You're dumb

The hero of being really creepy looking at least

RvB used to be the shit, what happened to it?
What happened to Machinima, Christ...

>that ending

what's creepy about serious sam?

It got too lore heavy and tried to take itself seriously and become some big space opera

>God, what happened!? This guy looks like he got hit by a steam roller!

Now you know why Sam covers his eyes with shades

You're dumb

>So yeah, I'm killing people now... but that was not murder! It was totally self-defense. Just because I had a submachine gun doesn't change anything; it just lets me defend more efficiently. I haven't murdered anyone — well, not today anyway...

What's your favorite Game Dungeon quote? Here's mine.
>"What you want me to kill TWO Hitlers?"

>See, the quality of my life is going straight up now that I have a shotgun. I knew this would happen.

>this guy still uploads.

Lol holy shit outside of freeman's mind I just ignored him it seems.

Don't make fun of Jesus, user.

You're dumb

I'm on your side, you fucking idiots! How many of you do I have to kill for you to understand that? God damn, you're stupid! You're like a bunch of lemmings with machine guns! Do I look like an alien? Am I green? Do I have tentacles coming out of me? Give me this, and this! Hey is that a chopper? HEY, HEY, HEY!! HELP!! HELP ME!! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY ARE WE BOMBING?! There's nobody here! Why are the soldiers bombing each other? Is this real? I just wanna go home! Everyone is crazy except me! I don't understand, why is everyone trying to kill me? I'm awesome! Are you all jealous?!

The story about him selling candy for souls was my favorite.

>"You don't like Wallace and Gromit..."
Breaks my heart every time.

>Lasers! Lasers! Nothing good ever happens with lasers around here. So I'm just gonna not deal with that. That's my favorite solution to any problem. It's like the classic debate about why measuring the position of an electron changes its momentum and vice versa. The only correct answer is to get drunk and set fire to things.

Who are all of the donuts?

You're missing out, Ross makes great videos period.

WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO WEAR THESE RIDICULOUS TIES?

IT'S SYMBOLIC

>that monologue about being late for work
Pretty much me every Mon-Fri

By the time I'm suited up, I'm already going to be an hour late for work. I figure either I'm fired by now, or I'm not, so why rush.

Is Ross objectively the best YouTube gaming personality?

I mean honest to God normaly I can't stand eceleb shit, but Ross is pretty based.

Also, he doesn't give a fuck about how people like his looks, and I respect the fuck out of him for that.

Every board needs their Jesus.

Is this the pinnacle of reddit humor?

What, your post?

Yes, he is.

well he is using an earthbound image

dont you mean mother, faggot?

fuck off undertale posting isnt allowed

...

>episode 5, Gordon tries to save a scientist from falling to his death
>episode 39, Gordon shoots a security guard in the face before he can even say a word out of neurotic fear that everyone's out to kill him
It was a nice touch of Ross to actually have Gordon slowly become more insane and detached from reality as the series progressed

the amnesia bits were pretty shit though, he basically reset the character for a few episodes and even lost some of the characterization for a while it felt like till he just dropped it