>have a full grown man's voice
>call it a boy
MGR
EY CARAMBA
>putting a Jarjar Binks character into your game on purpose
YUH HOT FO DAYS
>full grown man in every way
>call it a boy
How did this fucking kid survive THE blade?
YA KILL DEM SKUNT NINJA MAN?!
COWABUNGA
plot armor
How did Big Boss survive being burned to cinders and exploding?
Nanomachines
>that annoying little shitskin gets to fuck this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm getting the hang of this game and enjoying it.
What's your favorite alternate weapon to use that I should try next?
I just beat big man with the exploding shield and machete scissors
Retcons
Didn't he die?
No
I never bothered with anything besides the sword desu senpai
Why not!? Why would they keep such a character alive. I thought he died, I probably imagined he did and stuck with it.
>there still hasnt been a Rising 2
What the fuck is Platinum thinking?
Why does he talk like Jar Jar Binks?
mudda skunt rake and scrape fuh a bob