MGR

>have a full grown man's voice
>call it a boy

EY CARAMBA

>putting a Jarjar Binks character into your game on purpose

YUH HOT FO DAYS

>full grown man in every way
>call it a boy

How did this fucking kid survive THE blade?

YA KILL DEM SKUNT NINJA MAN?!

COWABUNGA

plot armor

How did Big Boss survive being burned to cinders and exploding?

Nanomachines

>that annoying little shitskin gets to fuck this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm getting the hang of this game and enjoying it.
What's your favorite alternate weapon to use that I should try next?

I just beat big man with the exploding shield and machete scissors

Retcons

Didn't he die?

No

I never bothered with anything besides the sword desu senpai

Why not!? Why would they keep such a character alive. I thought he died, I probably imagined he did and stuck with it.

>there still hasnt been a Rising 2

What the fuck is Platinum thinking?

Why does he talk like Jar Jar Binks?

mudda skunt rake and scrape fuh a bob