Fuck Adam, this guy was a much better Federation mentor figure to Samus

Fuck Adam, this guy was a much better Federation mentor figure to Samus.

Can't argue with that.

They barley said much yet the entire cast of corruption will always be better than other m

Even the Space Pirates were good, they had a lot of nice expansion with stuff like the castes.

hol up, hol up... u sayin Metroid Prime 3 was a better game than *gasp* Metroid Other M?

He was a generic Halo-ripoff type of guy, but the whole script of Prime 3 was goofy and dumb so it worked. I remember riffing the script endlessly with friends as a teenager...

>"The pirates were able to sieze the Valhalla..."
>"That wouldn't have happened had *I* been there!"
>"Then it's a damn shame you weren't!"

>"Sorry Sammy, but Space Pirate Gray is just not my style"

>Dane supports Samus
>Dane respects Samus
>Instead of ordering Samus around he just gives her a nod of his head because he knows she can get shit done
>Dane and Samus have extremely similar backstories except after his family got killed by pirates he joined the GFed to get his revenge and went all the way up in the ranks to a fucking Admiral position

I love that bastard.

>Get to Pirate Homeworld
>Scan the little worker drones
>They're piloted by the severed heads of the shittiest of all space pirates
>The worthless slave caste lives in the sewers, eats insects, and has explosive diarrhea that has a canon name
>The pirate homeworld has such highly acidic rain that it eats through Samus' suit and shielding
>Instead of cleaning up their damn world the pirates just invented a highly advanced chemical shielding device instead

Prime 3 was a great game. It was a fantastic way of introducing voice acting and a proper story without having Samus talk and all the while expanding on the GF, Pirates, etc.

Nobody would disagree with you.

>>Instead of cleaning up their damn world the pirates just invented a highly advanced chemical shielding device instead
It's probably not their homeworld then, just their military stronghold

It is their Homeworld.

They probably can't do anything about it. I mean the sewers are meant to be shit and not much you can do about the Hydrochloric Acid.

I don't think it's implied the acid rain is because of thier technology. They just live on Venus

> that guitar riff in Rundas' dialogue theme

dude was simultaneously trying to be a brooding loner and a do-gooder Hunter who's the best at everything.

>"That wouldn't have happened had *I* been there!"
>"Then it's a damn shame you weren't!"

Loved that. Tyrannasaurus Wrecked.

> Your entire way of life is converted to a near-hivemind and your life still sucks

Dark Samus should learn about this thing called worker's rights. It's plan probably could have succeeded if half the Space Pirate army weren't stringy malnourished slaves constantly under stress of being whacked in a surprise loyalty inspection.

>Scan the little worker drones
>They're piloted by the severed heads of the shittiest of all space pirates

Nah dawg, those aren't severed heads, Corruption Space Pirates are basically Earthworm Jims.

>ignoring Fusion

Prime 3 Pirates are retarded and make the already inconsistent SP designs even moreso.

Space lobsters or bust.

>ignoring Fusion
Come to think of it, "Adam" was the worst part of that game.

Prime 3's Pirates were the only ones with personality. Prime's Pirates suffered because that game was too caught up in being a 3D Super, Echoes' Pirates have no plot presence after Agon and have the most annoying miniboss in the game.