Nier: tomato

Shhhh!

Toobie is sleeping!

i will jizz on her then haha

I want to sleep on her lap.

She shouldn't be sleeping, she should do some squats and lunges.

*peeks up her skirt and moves her leotard aside exposing her pink asshole to Sup Forums*

What do you think?

Jesus christ these posts are the cancer that arise when you include a female in your game.

this is the best post so far this year

The first threads when the demo released were nice, but they quickly devolved into shit. This is identical to what happened to Undertale, actually.

No, it arises because of Platinumdrones.
You did not see this amount and type of shitposting for Drakengard 3.

>No, it arises because of Platinumdrones.

Oh right, all of those "cute! CUTE!" and shitposts like that were spammed for Vanquish, Max Anarchy, that Transformers game, etc.

Because that character design isn't as interesting or memorable as 2B who hits multiple common fetishes at once and "pops" thanks to the high contrast color scheme.

Just being noticed by the mainstream, really. The more people know about the game, the higher probability of shitposting.

women should be banned from Sup Forums

Don't quote me unless you have something to contribute, shitposting is against the rules.

Sleep tight, toobers :3

>Max Anarchy
There were plenty of "I wanna dick that Russian Ice Bitch" posts, actually.
But it only went really bad after Rising.

Left: fat ass
Right: fit ass

Oh yeah, right. Sup Forums loves thicc (sugarcoating for fat ass)

>my assposting doesn't get nearly as many yous as yours
>not fair
That's what you get for posting flat asses.

What are you trying to convince people of?

Left ass is shit tier because it's just fat, right ass is god tier because it actually has a round shape.

SLEEP TIGHT, TOOBERS!

Okay, even if you can convince everyone in the world of that, it still won't produce a sequel to P.N.03.

it did actually you fag
drakengard 3 was all waifushit you dumb nigger

I HATE that mole!

And what the fuck has that to do with this?

2B has a fat ass and Vanessa has a sexy, fit ass. Yet all the fatfags on Sup Forums keep up the hive mind mentality and keep calling her fat ass "thicc".

People, it's just fat!

still doesn't make anyone give a shit about your shit game and shit waifu

I want to FUCK that FAT ASS

>Not liking a fast ass
Nigga you gay?

>People, it's just fat!

Why does it bother you that other people have this opinion of her ass? What is the underlying issue here?

Damn right i love some thicc

You fuckin faggot

Women are biologically intended to have fat distributed to the ass and chest, along with a thin layer over the tummy (which makes it soft, and is the reason it's harder for women to get abs)

Not to this amount and before the game was even out.
Even after it came out, there was still enough discussion about the story, lore and how god awful performance wise the game was.
There were never full threads only discussing a characters fat butt.

Maybe, but nobody talked about Zero's ass.

When someone mentions that they love Five's body, someone says shes the worst, disgusting, etc.

I LIKE THE FAST ASS NOT THE SLOW ASS

Gotta go thicc

No, and I'm not nigga either.

You have a much sexier ass to the right, but just because it's not HD people keep loving 2B's fat ass instead.

Sure, but the point is the AMOUNT of booty fat. 2B has lots of it, Vanessa just a slight, normal amount.

toobers has literally 0 fat
she's a robot

Sleep tight, Toobers.

>bbbbaaaaaaawww stop talking about your robot and start priasing my waifu
fuck off

Her ass looks very soft and fat, though.

>but just because it's not HD people keep loving 2B's fat ass instead

I don't understand why players would want to discuss a poorly designed Gamecube title when this new game is being released soon. Try /vr/ perhaps.

It's about the ass.

Let us pause, momentarily, and consider the accomplishments of the demo
>took hype for the combat system from a 10 to something like a 6
>made the characters seem one-dimensional and badly written
>revealed some unbelievably major game-breaking bugs
>multiplied the number of upskirt shots available by a factor of 500
Anyone else feeling like the demo was a mistake yet?

>someone says shes the worst, disgusting, etc.

Because its true

But that ass tho

Okay.

So why are you posting then?

>toobie
>fat ass
Fucking potato niggers leave my Sup Forums

Demo made my hype go from 10 to 11, especially when I think about higher difficulties and chips, and characters are great in Japanese.

>badly written
Fuck of to Sup Forums with your bullshit.
How can someone be so shallow as to judge writing of a 25-40 hours long RPG based on 2 or 3 short dialogues from a preview is beyond me.
>unbelievably major game-breaking bugs
Retarded Sup Forums hyperbole hits you for 100000000 HP, you are dead.

2B was a mistake

>major game-breaking bugs
Bethesda thread is that way ->

Thanks Sony marketing pervs!

You're doing the exact same thing with Kat

Ebin :')

>right: fit ass

Looks like a fat ass to me.

Right side looks like it's on the cusp of becoming a shriveled granny ass.

The amount of physics and collision errors with every single lunge attack (and even just dodging) is actually concerning. Given how easy it is to do and how many places it can be used to straight fuck off outside the map, it seems like it's all but guaranteed to yield a few "god dammit I was almost finished with this dungeon and it blasted me through the floor and now I have to fucking start all over" moments per playthrough.

Combining a series of corner-case bugs intentionally to sequence-break is fine and fun for speedrunning but this is the sort of thing that's liable to happen to a player just playing the game and be really goddamn frustrating

I'm not saying the story is bad, or that the combat is bad.

I'm saying the demo makes them look bad. Because it does.

A game can have a bad demo but still be good (see D44M) if the vertical slice of the game they chose to offer was particularly unimpressive, but it's still a bad demo and it still makes the game look worse.

>cusp
Educate me, please.

>not liking moderate speed ass
step it up nigga

Also made Automata by far the most hyped game on Sup Forums, the gathering of the sourest most jaded pieces of shit gathered on the internet.

So how is it a mistake?

Wish you dumb cunts would've been this excited over the original Nier.

>being excited for a game that Platinum didn't make
>EVER

>if automata becomes popular we might get a good lewd coaplay of 2B
I want to be 2B

>2B
>anything but generic
lmao, she even looks like a fucking other boat girl, kys

Zero's design is grade S, if DoD3 was made in Automata's quality it would be baller as fuck.
The entire blood-splatter concept with her white dress could've been amazing, basically if it looked like she does in the intro fight, instead of in-game.

>Given how easy it is to do
>it seems like it's all but guaranteed to yield a few "god dammit I was almost finished with this dungeon and it blasted me through the floor
You mean how no one here even managed before they got location and vid showing how?
Stop exaggeratig for fuck's sake and stop using bullshit like 'gamebreaking' that doesn't apply at all.

I reeally got a thing for thigh high boots senpai

guys can wear them too right?

Like swashbucklers and nazis

9s more like 9ss

That's the problem with using sex to sell your product

Completely destroyed samus desu

>Given how easy it is to do and how many places it can be used to straight fuck off outside the map,
Care to post a few minutes long video where you showcase those numerous locations?
Pleas don't just cut the part where you manage to get through after 300 repeated dodges, post from beginning how you walk to the place and then effortlessly get out of bounds.
Since by your own words it's easy to do and doable at many places you shouldn't have problems with this request.

we literally know nothing else about the game what the fuck do you want us to discuss

Were you excited for the Korra game?

Lmao get out of here

heh. post her face, kid.

>People amazed because you can see 2B's booty.
>They don't know that in certain frames Zero is actually naked.
They're the new Nier fans.

Wow this makes sense. Really made me think.

You must have a soft pussy or nay

...

RAPE

I can't stop fapping to a yandere 2B on Honey Select.

Honestly I can't blame them though, I didn't know either and I don't really care because DoD3 looks worse than a ps2 game.

But the design is amazing and would generate just as big an impact if it was translated into 3D like 2B had been.

Hopefully if/when we get a Zero costume in Automata we'll get to see this

GRIMROCK IS CUTE
CUTE

Going for the Nier D ending now.
It was nice knowing you anons.

why not just watch it on youtube

Why play any game at all just watch them on youtube :D

So are NieR threads the new Shantae threads?

is complaining about nier threads the new "i'm a fucking faggot who doesn't actually discuss video games but i discuss people discussing video games and why they're doing it wrong"

is complaining about complaining about nier threads the new "i'm a fucking faggot who doesn't actually discuss video games but i discuss people discussing video games and why they're doing it wrong"

Doesn't feel like I did something, just watching others do it.

Why have sex when you can watch porn?

You didn't even think before responding to him. Like come the fuck on, man.

The issue with Platinum isn't Platinum themselves or even their fanbase, nor is it that the Platinum fanbase is full of half-baked-waifufags who fawn over every woman out there. It's simply the fact Platinum is something popular on Sup Forums.

By extension that means everything that gets tied to Platinum is topical on Sup Forums, and anything topical here has its post quality drop by a factor of 10, which becomes a factor of 100 if the game has ANY reason at all to be tied to platform warring bullshit (much like Bayonetta 2 and The Wonderful 101).

Automata's shitposting is almost solely due to this considering how quiet and basically free of shitposting discussion of Drakengard and Nier was prior to Automatas announcement.

While Toobies asleep, her ass is mine to reap.

Oh go fuck yourself. There were constant shitposts about dick girls all the time in Nier threads. Don't blame us that you're a faggot with a special snowflake complex.

WAKE UP

automat don't sleep nice try

>lots of shitposting is because a series experienced a tenfold jump in popularity

Who would have thought, I don't see why it has to be platinumdrones

The also don't have feelings(they do)

There's a difference between "kaine's bulge!" every few posts between discussion of the story and music, and 95% of all threads being either platform posting or ass posting.

FYI, I honestly don't have an issue with the ass posting beyond it being obnoxious, if it was less ridiculous, I'd tolerate it just fine. It's the platform arguing that bothers me more.

If you honestly think there has not been a drop in the quality of the average post in Nier threads compared to pre-E3 2015, you are lying to yourself.

Nowhere in my post did I say it was because of "Platinumdrones". I said the Platinum association is the catalyst for the shitposting.

I even specifically said "The issue isn't Platinum or their fanbase".

back up your save first don't be a dipshit.

Too late, also don't have a PSN+ nor hacked PS3.

>Nier
>mediocre gameplay, character design, and story
Not much of a choice.

>Nier:A
>good gameplay, excellent character design, and mediocre story
Welp.

Kine's bulge is like one of the seven mysteries in your school. Some say its there, some say it isn't. Its not the same as "Look at 2B's butt haha this butt is going to make the gameplay hitboxes worth it".