"nu-male" is literally a genre of games now

>"nu-male" is literally a genre of games now

You play any nu-male games in 2016?

Stop trying to make words up, it's never going to catch on

this you meme loving fuck!

that's how words work
you make them up and they catch on

nu-male has already caught on

If you blurt out the same stupid bullshit enough it'll catch on
see
>HE
>WE
>BANE?
>JUST
and all of the other low-effort shitpost this garbage can of a website shits out. It isn't even full-blown copypasta bullshit of yesteryear, its just a single capitalized word.

can you see it?

What did he mean by this? Thoughts? Apologize to him Sup Forums. Explain yourselves. Well? Who was in the wrong here? Defend this. What's his name again? What the fuck was his problem? Refute this. Prove him wrong. Perfect X doesn't exi- . Protip: you can't. Why does this trigger Sup Forums so much? Sup Forums BTFO. Would you? Is he "our" guy? He did nothing wrong! Will you buy his game? Buy his game. Convince me to NOT buy this game. Find a flaw. Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit? I'm glad we can all agree on this. How did we go from this...to THIS? JUST. Hold me, Sup Forumsros. How do we fix this? Redpill me on X. What was his endgame? Was it kino? What am I in for? What are some games that let me do this? Name 1 (ONE) game that does this. What went wrong? Why is this allowed? Will this save the gaming industry? Can we get one of these threads going? LOL. Keep it vidya. Really makes you think. JUST. WE. So this...is the power...of X...woah. I just played X, what did I think of it? *BRAAAP*. Here's your controller bro! DIE BARNEYFAG. I want to ____ X!
>tfw too intelligent to X
>hey user turn on your mic!
haha. I'm at a loss. HE. How's that youtube gaming channel, Sup Forumsros?
What the fuck were they thinking? Claim you're waifu! JUST.
>people fell for the X meme
Headsets thread. Tired gamer thread. Are videogames art? When will you outgrow videogames? Sex or videogames? What games allow me to play as X?
>this is your ___ for tonight
>this is ____ say something nice to them
no way fag

Just looking at that gives me an aneurysm holy shit.
you forgot "WTF I LOVE/HATE X

I see it

>idiots so mentally bankrupt they can't communicate any other way on a native american smoke sign board

did you mean "intellectually bankrupt"?

No.

>I am dumb
ok

stop making me hate this place more than i already do

>tfw you can never leave

>>I am dumb
I'm sorry to hear that.

>tfw no gf(male)

...

I need to make a filter list out of this post.

That or I can just leave this shithole site and go literally anywhere else. Whichever I feel like doing first.

The problem is, people are using the word nu-male for whetever they feel slightly insulted about, making the word lose any kind of meaningfulness.

The bigger irony about people who complain about nu-male is that they tend to be far more insecure than those they are trying to mock.

>The bigger irony about people who complain about nu-male is that they tend to be far more insecure than those they are trying to mock.

This.

At least "nu-males" get laid. Sup Forums doesn't.

nu-male has definitely caught on. it will be in the OED in 10 years, you just watch.

And, huh, what's the profit of getting laid?

just add water

>And, huh, what's the profit of getting laid?

Answer the question, nigger.

No shit. Part of being a nu-male is being so desperate for female affection you will do anything.

As opposed to Sup Forums who is incapable of getting any no matter what they do

Guy who boast how they get laid is like kid who acts smug for wiping his own ass.

Most people on Sup Forums know 3D women hate them so they just hate them back.

Nu-mies would rather become a woman's wallet with a cock just to get some. Desperation.

If you're still playing videogames, you should kill yourself, you mentally stunted autistic retarded faggot.

Look at all these faggots coming up with excuses of why they can't get their dick wet.

Pathetic.

Describe how you got laid right now boyo. Who was it with how long did you know them etc. Right now.

How does the dog do that?

>At least "nu-males" get laid.
If you're going to pretend to be a normie at least talk about marriage and children, which actually means something. Fucking blue haired skanks means nothing.

t. ledditor who doesn't understand why and how memes work
go post some pictures of harambe on twitter, mister norman

I got laid literally 2 1/2 hours ago when I woke up next to my girlfriend

>I think shitposting means anything: The Post

How long you know her?
you live together?
What protection do you use?

Bout 9 months
No, she's visiting me, lives about 2 hours away
Durex

BANE was combined effort, though. Same as Pepe.

I don't want to live in a world without baneposting.

Not him but I also have a GF
>How long you know her?
5 years
>you live together?
yes
>What protection do you use?
condoms

Thats not too far.
Wife material?
Also I'm asuming you're both quite portly. You can't covince me otherwise. It's just funnier imagining you're both chubsters.

>Durex

Truly the worst kind of condoms.

Well I was in a very long relationship before this (6+ years) one. Time will tell. I'm not fat, I'm very skinny.

5 years and living together. You have a wife all but in name. When are you gonna have kids?

I guess LISA now that the developer is a cuck sjw.

>using condoms

laughingwhores.jpg

I love the meta transformation of happy merchant

All condoms are shit. The pill is nice for guys but girls hate it because it can mess with their hormones and shit. I've honestly considered just having my tubes tied because I don't want kids anyways.

I hope the future of birth control gives a safer less annoying way to have sex without a condom

Fuck off with your cancerous buzzwords, you fucking morons.
You are ruining this place.

Portals

Potentially in a year or two.

Found the numale

You only get laid just enough by that girl you think is your "girlfriend" or something so she can have unrestricted access to your wallet despite the fact that she has 5 other penises on retainer and openly brags to you about it

How bout you degenerates stop being filthy fornicators.

Reproduce if you intend to, and if not, fuck off. God doesnt care, and neither do I. Filth

>muh Sup Forums!!!

How about you fuck off? The board is and has been dead for years. Literally only good for shitposting.

If my girlfriend has 5 other dicks in her she must be doing it while I'm asleep because we spend a lot of time together.

Sorry user some people just get laid without your weird problems.

>not being one of those chicks where the pill also stops your bleeding

trash

Well a long time ago there was a flower that supposidly worked as a natural birth control. But the Romans used that shit to extinction.

>God doesnt care, and neither do I

>tells me not to have sex

sounds like you do care, faggot

and no thanks I'll keep having sex with no intention of reproducing because I'm not a retard who wants annoying children

yes, we don't care about the problems you inflict on yourself.

By all means continue, I delight in your pain

You better stop having premarital sex right now. Otherwise when you die God makes you apologize to your ancestors and it's super embarassing! Also, demons are 100% real.

I don't even know what you're trying to say or imply, but you sound like a retarded cultist or something.

hahahaha being this desperate i hope that user doesnt answer you

You better believe in demons. you're talkking to one

I'm drunkk and I think I said whatt I needed to clearly enough.
Fuckk off

I don't want to be a virgin.
Should I embrace the nu-male lifestyle?

Thanks for condensing it

No, just get off Sup Forums and stop thinking in buzzwords.

>I am contrarian and do not follow this website's cultere, therefore I am sooperior!! XD

get off your high-horse, you stupid nigger.

>implying nu-males get pussy

I always considered these posts as a sort of immune system that forces us to stomach more insanity and nonsense in our daily posting. It's not like the majority of other communities don't have problems just as bad as these. We're just reminded never to take words seriously whenever we see posts like those.

Really? nice. So how have you been after Babel fell? You go to Europe, Asia or Africa? How does it feel knowing Santa Muerta is so much better at your job than you?

Shut up, fruitcake

SHE GOT THE CARTELS AND YOU GOT SHIT

Sup Forums - the documentary

and it's growing stronger, need suggestions if i missed something.

Look at them. They're all in their 30s.

I'm so sorry for Gen Y, children.

It's a beautiful collage of how we need to learn to deal with other people, no matter what they say.

Most of them dont like Dobson or MovieBob. If you're a nu-male with rich parents, sure, you get laid but rich people always do.